Topic: Nintendo World Mafia - Day 6 - Lucked out

[18 Days]

Day 6

So Pale or stevey was forced off the boards the previous day right? The guy masquerading as vudu was all "Hey guys someone else told me to flame him lol" but it's not like his was even the deciding flame, no Pale had already packed his bags. When the board realised the horrible thing they had done, everyone turned on vudu's impostor. "IT'S YOUR FAULT PALE WASN'T THE REAL PALE" yelled some while other's insulted vudu's mother, who was on the record for being fat. The voice of reason surprisingly came from Ian Sane.

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NWR is full of idiots. Not only can't they play games, they can't play non-games. Am I the only person in the world who isn't a moron? No I didn't just call you a moron Mom, nevermind. Doesn't surprise me that the blind fanboys have no detailed 9 page reasons why they vote, how can anyone take them seriously, these foolish sheep are sinking the website. This game is even more shallow than the DS launch lineup.

Unfortunately, Ian wasn't posting a message, rather he was just yelling at his potplant. Thus the yelling at the caricature of vudu continued. He tried to divert attention by posting porn but people only responded by posting his ip and from it, home address.

When the postman knocked on the door minutes later, vudu's impostor, probably just some random poster panicked and moved house.

While the Funhouse Pietriots met the previous day, Australian spy and forum no show AussieBen was spying on them. Ben Kosima had always despised the Funhouse Pietriots for their endorsement of Donkey Kong Jungle Beat. He reported back to Steven Rodriguez the movements of Khushrenada. With his flight details noted, Steven Rodriguez personally rang the airline and posted a terror threat. Khushrenada was arrested and interrorgated. Turns out he wasn't a muslim but his passport invalid anyway. Since these fateful events, Pryopizm has not been seen on the boards.

The real vudu had been dealing with the boards problems in an unorthodox manner. He had taken up marijuana. While he was learning the identities of a few of the masquerading fools he wasn't really getting anyway and the frustration was showing in his forum posts. So after a couple of bongs of the MaryJane he rolled out of bed to find his computer completely destroyed! Closer inspection found the remains to be cold, IceCold even. Who had snuck into his house while he was high?

Also aroudn this time, Billy began to get very irritable, and it's not like I had even clawed the furniture. He kept paving around mumbling something about usernames and signatures. That fatty is crazy I tell you.

vudu the townie voted out
Pryopizm the Funhouse Pietriot member Khushrenada killed by NWR
MaryJane the town cop, killed by the Vigilante.

Voting Open.    

[Kairon]

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Originally posted by: 18 Days
MaryJane the town cop, killed by the Vigilante.

That's not supposed to happen is it?

~Carmine "Cai" M. Red
Kairon@aol.com

[MysticGohan]

Wait? The Vigilante killed the cop? Isn't that bad?  

[Shift Key]

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Originally posted by: MysticGohan
Wait? The Vigilante killed the cop? Isn't that bad?

Yes. But the vigilante is fine for now. If he kills another townie he will die as well.

[TheYoungerPlumber]

Wandering has yet to make a serious vote.  I vote wandering.

[wandering]

My vote for kairon was serious. So was my vote for pale, even if that one wasn't wise.

Err, I mean... "Games are supposed to be fun, not serious. I hate you."
   

[Infernal Monkey]

Pfft, 30 degrees is nothing! 29.9, now there's something!

Vote Spak-Spang

[Kairon]

In the Funhouse Mafia there's only the godmother and the double agent left... You think one of them is the Mole?

VOTE SPAK-SPANG

~Carmine "Cai" M. Red
Kairon@aol.com

[ShyGuy]

Hmm... Pale wasn't lying. So I'm guessing wandering is who he says he is. MaryJane was the cop in a previous mafia game too.  Townies aren't looking so hot. Spak-Spang is out of the blue, so I'm guessing fernie and Kairon are mafia too.

Oregon Fun Fact! - Oregon and New Jersey are the only states without self-serve gas stations. According to Oregon state law, an attendant must pump your gas.

[ShyGuy]

Vote Kairon

2001: A Space Odyssey should be mandatory viewing for anyone over two years old. MANDATORY.

[Kairon]

Hey! I watched it! I really did! I just fell asleep in the first 10 minutes! I can only take so much monkey hitting bones in slow motion before I doze off! On the other hand, the books were pretty neat.

~Carmine "Cai" M. Red
Kairon@aol.com

[IceCold]

Hey, I got mentioned! Now I feel kinda bad that I didn't join I don't think I'd have been able to keep up though.

[Kairon]

I'm willing to risk pulling a Vudu. I'm willing to put my life on the line and state that I believe the mole, and that I believe that Spak-Spang is mafia. That's why I'm voting against Spakky.

And if I'm wrong, you can all vote me out in a landslide, JUST like you voted Vudu out. After all, what good are principles if you don't stick to them when they're inconvenient to you?

Hear that? I bet my life that Spak-Spang is mafia.

Vudu? ... hope I don't see you anytime soon!

~Carmine "Cai" M. Red
Kairon@aol.com  

[Zach]

Thats too bad about vudu.  I'm reading through yesterdays thread, and if I had been able to get online later that day I might have reconsidered my vote.

Im gonna VOTE KAIRON, the excuse for voting vudu yesterday just seems like a lame copout to me, you cant hold vudu accountable for what happened, there was no way he could have known wandering was the village idiot.

edit: now that I replied, and the page refreshed, I just saw Kairon's above post.  I still dont like the excuse, but it when someone puts their life on the line, it usually works out, I have to think about this, and my vote may change.

[wandering]

Blaine laid in bed, sucking his pony tail. Nearby, the unexpected visitor who had come the night before sat at Blaine's desk, staring at Blaine's laptop. He was Bradford Cocksworth - Blaine's older brother.
"So, let me get this straight," said Bradford. "You hacked into my account - so you could play a mafia game? How did you get my password?"
Blaine yawned. "Username: wandering. Password: wandering. Not that hard to figure out."
"And you did this," Brad continued, "so you could roleplay....as yourself?"
"No," said Blaine. "I was playing you playing me. There's a difference."
Brad sighed, and turned to the computer screen. "What is this crap? Linux?"
"Unix."
"This is nothing like how it was in Jurassic park." Brad frowned. "I guess firefox is buried somewhere beneath these pictures of man-on-man sex?"
"Firefox?" Blaine paused. "No. Netscape? Yes."

One hour later....

"VOTE KAIRON", Brad typed, trying to sound as much like smoke imitating wandering imitating smoke as possible. "He strikes me as very suspicious! "
Brad paused, then turned to Blaine. "You use this emoticon alot, right?"
Blaine was stilling lying in bed. "What emoticon?"
"Colon, oh," said Brad.
"Yeah. I guess."
"Good." Brad smiled. "Well, you're welcome for helping you with mafia, and all that."
"Yeah," Blaine replied.
"I guess I'll be going." Brad stood up.
"Yeah," said Blaine.
"Goodbye," said Brad.
Brad left.

[wandering]

Ah, just saw Kairon's latest post, also. I've become conflicted. My vote may change later....

[WindyMan]

unvoting kairon bandwagon lol

wait a second...

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I think spak-spang is mafia after all.  Look at what the mole (lol) said:

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i could be wrong, i could be right. i dont know if the Birdie is telling the truth, but he did say tomorrows kill will make everuthing clear.

Pryopizm the Funhouse Pietriot (the role) was killed today.  So maybe that's what the mole was referring to?

What the hell. VOTE SPAK-SPANG  

[Spak-Spang]

Ok.

Bombshell.  I am Spak-Spang.  18-Days the Mafia Godmother.

It is obvious I have two days to live or die.  Either you townies kill me today, or tommorrow I am killed by NWR.

My Mafia contained

Ceric (Super the Double Agent)
Nuclear Speed (The Turncoat)
Shift-Key (Mafia investigator)
Pyro

I believe I was completely betrayed by Ceric, who I decided I want to pay for my betrayal.  (The Mole post.)  

Here is the deal...I hope you decide to believe me.

Pyro wants me to get revenge on the person he believes ordered the hit on him yesterday.  Since I can't confirm his identity I will just believe that he is information is correct and run the hit.

I however know 100% that Ceric is the double agent and betrayed me.  Voting him out will mean you lose another Mafia member.

Logic and reason would also be wise to assume that Kairon is Mafia as well. He is telling the truth that I am Mafia and using that to escape your wrath even though he is Mafia himself.

It might be good to have the Vigilante hit him as well.  This will cripple the NWR Mafia...and will require them to hit me tomorrow, instead of an innocent Townie.  

Tomorrow, I won't be able to do anything to hurt you guys so I would trust my information.  You will find out sooner or later that it is truth.

As you can see, I am being honest because I want retribution for a cheap move creating a new Mole account to reveal my identity instead of playing with more realistic consequences of keeping your single indentity and releasing information that way.


Vote Kairon

[Kairon]

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Originally posted by: Zach
the excuse for voting vudu yesterday just seems like a lame copout to me, you cant hold vudu accountable for what happened, there was no way he could have known wandering was the village idiot.

He owed it to Pale, and the rest of us, to verify Wandering's accusations first. Better a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be punished.

~Carmine "Cai" M. Red
Kairon@aol.com

Read my rebuttal to Spak-Spang's post on the next page.

EVERYTHING he writes is true... except for one important thing.

[Spak-Spang]

To further show my honesty let me explain how I played this game.

Becoming the Mafia Godmother I was afraid I would die first day, since it happened for 3 straight games in a row.  I wanted to vote a kill that should throw anyone that pays attention off my trail.  A hit on Khush my only supporter in Mafia games would do that.  Khush later told me the flawed logic that was most people don't pay attention to that stuff.  And I lost an ally I could have manipulated later in the game.

From there it was searching out the Turncoat in my group.  Shift-key contacted me with his special ability and I took a risk to trust him, because I had to inform the people doing the hits of their actions.  He would of soon found out about my actions anyway.  It took two investigations to prove Pyros innocence, and Shift-key's investigation proved Ceric was the Double Agent.  We tried to get info if he would side with us but never communicated with us really.  

The hit on Oohboy took one of our men away, but also revealed the Turncoat for us...so we felt it important to kill him before he leaked information.  I have talked to him and believe he isn't "The Mole" because he seemed to understand my logic and wasn't upset with my hit.

You can see what happened next.  Shift-Key was targeted and so was Pyro.  Pyro believes he knows who attacked him, and I will place a revenge hit for him...since his information may not be sound I don't want to risk you townies on that vote.

However, Ceric is the DOUBLE AGENT.  And is Mafia.  Voting him out will help me have my revenge and will help you townies be closer to a win.

You have exposed everything about my Mafia to you know, and there is no reason to lie...as I said I am either dead today or tomorrow, and tonight will be my last action of consequence anyway.  Don't waste your vote on killing me, when the other Mafia is being handed to you.

 

[Kairon]

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Originally posted by: Spak-Spang
Ok.

Bombshell.  I am Spak-Spang.  18-Days the Mafia Godmother.

This is true.

But...

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My Mafia contained

Ceric (Super the Double Agent)
Nuclear Speed (The Turncoat)
Shift-Key (Mafia investigator)
Pyro

I believe I was completely betrayed by Ceric, who I decided I want to pay for my betrayal.  (The Mole post.)

This is NOT TRUE.

Spak-Spang is trying to get in one last lick before the end of the game by couching misinformation within true information.

Ceric is innocent.

I am S-U-P-E-R, the double agent:

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YOU ARE S-U-P-E-R! Congratulations you won the centerpiece role.

'Ty is a long time staffer and the founder of the Funhouse. Unfortunately for him a series of Funhouse name changes and him moving to Japan sees his influence in both circles wane. A situation his loud and extravagent personality is unhappy with.'

Things might get a bit confusing for you, since you are listed as being part of both mafias. How you act if up to you. If you are selected to carry out a kill, the Godfather should inform you in some way even if just by PM.
Remember though, unless you inform me you wish to completely defect from mafia, I will assume you are loyal to both, even if you are the sole remaining member of one.

Which brings up one last twist. If you are the final remaining mafia member for either team, you can PM me at any time after their demise and inform me you want to reinstate yourself as a separate mafia, you can, stripping the other mafia of it's kill every day powers. But are you sure you could run such a good double act?

Every word there was typed by 18 days. Even that last paragraph. I could've easily excluded the last paragraph, but I wanted to be completely honest with you, especially when Spak Spang is calling me out for a "cheap trick." I did not do that, nor would it ever occur to me. But I won't call it low either... it's the equivalent of someone leaving an anonymous note attached to your door. Fortunately, that anonymous note is true.

So now you guys know the entire truth... and tonight is Spak-Spang's kill night.

Vote him out. And I'm not saying that because my own life is at stake, but because I want to see at least one of my goals in this game completed. You can kill me later (or wait for NWR to kill me), but I'm dead after this because you all know my last paragraph description, so NWR will kill me even if you guys won't.

Kill Spak-Spang first, so that you can get NWR to waste a kill on me the next night lest I steal their kill powers and you, as townies, can come out on top of this bloodbath.

"~S-U-P-E-R"

~Carmine "Cai" M. Red
Kairon@aol.com    

[Spak-Spang]

Nice try Kairon.  But your little play isn't true.

I outlined how the game was played.  Shift-Key had investigation powers.  The Double Agent role showed up as members of both our Mafia's.  Kairon isn't the double Agent.  He is trying to protect his Mafia from losing 3 people today.

The person I hit, for revenge on Pyros death.
Ceric who IS the double Agent.  He was listed on my Mafia as the first name.  He leaked my information and betrayed me.
Finally, Kairon himself.  This would leave NWR mafia with one single survivor...sounds like he is getting nervous about my recent play.

What is worse, he is offering the same bargain to you, but with a deceit.  Today is my action and no matter what I get my hit.  But tomorrow, is NWRs action.  If I am dead they don't have to waste a hit on me...and can begin hitting you townies each night....starting tomorrow.  However, if I am still alive they need to waste an action on me.  

Think about it...his writing of the Double Agent role doesn't even make sense...

"    Which brings up one last twist. If you are the final remaining mafia member for either team, you can PM me at any time after their demise and inform me you want to reinstate yourself as a separate mafia, you can, stripping the other mafia of it's kill every day powers. But are you sure you could run such a good double act?"

Why would you do this?  You form a seperate Mafia as a single person...your chances of living is better siding with the other Mafia...and it doesn't even make sense with the definition of a Double Agent.

He is offering you seemingly the same offer as mine...except his is a lie...and to finally prove it.  If his role was really that of the defined double agent, why expose himself as the double agent to save a townie which he must kill himself to win the game?  Exposing yourself in this game means instant death...but a death to keep your Mafia two members strong is better than losing more people.  

He is right...I am trying to get one more sneaky play...to element the Mafia that destroyed mine, and the player who betrayed me the entire game.  CERIC.

[Spak-Spang]

Actually Kairon.  I never said you were the mole...you are very defensive on that.  I said Ceric was the mole...which he is...he originally informed you of my entire Mafia.  It probably happened after Shift-Key questioned him about his vote against him day one or so.  

And anonymous notes are kinda cheap.  Was your Mafia too afraid to figure out a more honest means of releasing information.  Just mention the rumor to a few townies and you could of had a blood bath.  The Mole post was too suspicious to work and the plan backfired.

[Spak-Spang]

Oh, and your dead thread arguement...my hit tonight will happen no matter if I die or not.  Your loophole of you can stop kills in the night makes no sense.

All actions occur after the day has occurred.  Investigations, Killings, Tallying the Vote kill.

My action is already placed and will happen tonight no matter what.  Tomorrow I have to investigate period.  It flip flops.  You think 18 Days is going to stay up all night tally the votes and see that I die, and then try to e-mail you tomorrow and ask if you want that last kill to take place or not, while you form a one man Mafia?  Yeah, that makes perfect sense.  

As I said, you are trying to safe your Mafia from losing 2 people...possibly 3 (if my hit is accurate.)  

If I live tomorrow, I can't do anything.  

If I die, and you are deceiving the Townies then your Mafia gets to hit them instead of me...if you are a townie which would you risk.

As of right now.  Ceric is a 100% safe hit for the Vigilante.  I know that positive...and it sounds like Kairon is also a 100% safe hit for the Vigilante...as of his own words.  And as of now I also am a 100% safe hit for the vigilante.  The question is what benefits the townies the most?

Killing a single Mafia Member that has no action tomorrow...or killing 2 Mafia members and forcing their action against me instead of the Townies?

This is my last post on the issue.

[Kairon]

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Originally posted by: Spak-Spang
Think about it...his writing of the Double Agent role doesn't even make sense...

"    Which brings up one last twist. If you are the final remaining mafia member for either team, you can PM me at any time after their demise and inform me you want to reinstate yourself as a separate mafia, you can, stripping the other mafia of it's kill every day powers. But are you sure you could run such a good double act?"

Why would you do this?  You form a seperate Mafia as a single person...your chances of living is better siding with the other Mafia...and it doesn't even make sense with the definition of a Double Agent.

He is offering you seemingly the same offer as mine...except his is a lie...and to finally prove it.  If his role was really that of the defined double agent, why expose himself as the double agent to save a townie which he must kill himself to win the game?  Exposing yourself in this game means instant death...but a death to keep your Mafia two members strong is better than losing more people.  

He is right...I am trying to get one more sneaky play...to element the Mafia that destroyed mine, and the player who betrayed me the entire game.  CERIC.

I can 100% assure you that those words are as 18 days wrote them. Compare them to your own receripts of information from 18 days, I assure you that the writing style is the same. Besides, I never had any talent for forgery or imitation. You can ask 18 days yourself if you like, though you'd probably only find out the truth of that quote after the game is over.

That last part is true as well, and probably not revealed to investigators of any sort, and I include it in disgust at your attempt to come out in front of everyone and implicate someone else for my role... a role I RELISHED. Also, how dare you accuse me of writing the "Mole" statement. You can assured that if I DID write it, it would've been done with INFINITELY more tact.

Oh, but is it true that your mafia's hit would go through even if you died tonight? ... Bummer. I guess there's no saving your innocent target though. Is there saving Ceric as well though, who is guilty of nothing else than for being your last ill-begotten target, chosen to get the townies to kill one of their own AND to spite me by not giving me due recognition for my deeds... lol... that's the meanest cut of all: ignominity.

Why choose out ceric? It's become obvious that I was the double agent, why else would I bet my life on your guilt? Unfortunately, I miscalculated, since your kill will still go through....heh.

The town will decide, but already your fate and my own are sealed in blood. There is little else to say on the subject, except to point to my description from 18 days, the single most glaring case against you.

Your honor, the defense rests.

~Carmine "Cai" M. Red
Kairon@aol.com