With Khush out of the way, everyone's attention returned to that prick
Garnee. Garnee just lost it and came out "I AM ACTUALLY
JEFF SHIRLEY" And posted pictures of him in his bathrobe to prove it.


The response was not pleasant.
"LOL YOUR AFRO HAS NOTHING ON MINE" The Perm bragged.
"What do you tihnk you are sum jedi? RELIGION IS SO DUM!" remarked
oohhboyJust then, a vision came to Jeff, it was his old mentor Justin Nation "You must leave NWR my son and contact my old master Louie the Cat for additional training, only then may you return to the boards"
Jeff immediately dropped his Garnee account and headed off. I'm still waiting for him to arrive actually, it's been about a month or so now so I think he just got arrested for indecent exposure in public. That bathrobe isn't too long you know.
Oh yeah, the religion remark. Despite the boards decent into chaos, there was one man still trying to uphold his martial law. Steven Rodriguez seized on the religous comment, nothing was going to be this controversial on HIS board! He went straight out and
BANNED oohhboy. He wasn't the only one upset, the board other Jedi, IceCold, knowing that oohhboy was just another false account of
Mario. Using his Jedi powers, he obtained remote access to Mario's Dell computer in Sydney and deleted all of his ACDC mp3s. Mario required counseling and never returned under another psydonymn to NWR again.
Wethor
Requiem saw any of this was unknown, he never seemed to return to the new board, much like the vanishing of Zach Adams after ezboard was abandoned. No one cared to impersonate him either for he was just a
regular forum member.Ian decided to tell his Mum abou the day's events
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Well it looks like NWR are finally listening to me. Now how am I going to find things to complain about. I'm sure i'll think of something.. it doesn't even have to make sense!
"That's nice dear" his Mum replied. Ian continued as he wiped up the dishes.
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People have probably forgotten my old complaining now, so I can just completely contradict that. The identity of the dead person will reveal every single thing about the game. Why is it blowing its load all at once? First the drought, now this?
"Can you shut up?" Mrs Sane politely said.
Garnee is dead, he was Jeff Shirley, NWR goon.
oohhboy is dead, he was Mario, Funhouse Pietriot. He was killed by both the NWR mafia and the vigilante.
Requiem died due to inactivity, he was a townie.