Well, I got a Wii today, but it turns out to be
broken, so I could very well be Wii-less very soon.
But it all started out so promising. I got to Target this morning around 2 hours before it opened, and there was a line of around 70 people ahead of me. Circuit City across the street wasn't much better.

I got ticket #60 at a store where there were 60 Wiis available.

I missed out on all the controllers on the displays and endcap. While waiting for the monstrous line to die down, though, I was wandering around the aisles, and found a remote all by its lonesome at the bottom of one shelf in the Xbox 360/Gamecube aisle. Good enough for some Wii Sports two-player with my wife.
All good, right? Well, I felt like I was riding on cloud 9. I was saying hi to random people, and being all outgoing and zany in Starbucks, because I was just happy. The day was going perfectly. THEN I got the Wii hooked up and tried to go online, only to have it successfully find my router, connect, download an update, and then fail
every other online-related thing. No Wii Shopping Channel. No message sending. No more updates. Now I've got to send it in, and could very well be without a Wii for 8-10 days. If there are weekly re-stocks, some of you may have your Wiis for a week before I get mine back.
My point? Don't feel too bad, for all is not perfect in Wii Get Land.