Author Topic: Twilight Princess Spoiler Discussion Thread (for those who have the game tomorrow) (Read 154270 times)

KDR_11k · « **Reply #500 on:** February 03, 2007, 08:21:29 PM »

[outro] Midna's true form better than Zelda? Puh-lease! I was so glad they took steps to de-uglify Zelda a bit in Twilight Princess, true-form Midna is even uglier than Zelda in Wind Waker (true form, she looked better in her normal form) or SSBM!

58 hours??? Wow, I've clocked in about 37 and I've been wasting time towards the end to look if there's ANYTHING interesting left to find. I did get a few hearts and ammo upgrades but none of them were useful for the final dungeon. Hell, I didn't even use any of my healing potions in the final battle and I'm horrible at sword fighting in 3d Zelda!

Kairon · « **Reply #501 on:** February 03, 2007, 08:33:17 PM »

Midna:imp Mida was ohhhhh...yesss...yesyesyesyesYES! true Midna was... eh... stick figure. And who cared about Zelda if Mida was in the room!

~Carmine "Cai" M. Red
Kairon@aol.com

Caliban · « **Reply #502 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:18:59 AM »

Zelda is anorexic, true-Midna looks healthy.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #503 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:21:44 AM »

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Zelda is anorexic, true-Midna looks healthy.

QFT

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #504 on:** February 04, 2007, 11:06:37 AM »

To be honest, I never saw Zelda as being THAT anorexic, and Midna looked fine in human form. She was beautiful, yes, but that was because I got so used to seeing Midna as a cute, witty, sarcastic, aloof little imp that when she finally transformed into her true form I was shocked by how she looked.

Then again, I was captivated by the story so much that I didn't pay attention to how the characters looked.

This is Zelda, not DoA people! :p

Smoke39 · « **Reply #505 on:** February 04, 2007, 11:19:24 AM »

Link is hotter than both of them, end of discussion.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #506 on:** February 04, 2007, 11:23:14 AM »

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Link is hotter than both of them, end of discussion.

Again, QFT.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #507 on:** February 04, 2007, 11:28:55 AM »

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Originally posted by: Smoke39
Link is hotter than both of them, end of discussion.

I believe that out of all the Links that have been made that make the fangirls go SQUEE!!!!! the TP Link makes them go SQUEEE!!!! the hardest and here's why:

- This Link is STRONG. True, the other Links were strong, capable and great fighters, but this Link means business. He is able to stop goats on their tracks and turn them over, he OPENS the doors and gates they don't automatically open for him and overall Link does far more manual labor in TP than in any other Zelda games.

- He is extremely expressive in TP. There are some expressions that define pretty boy, and as anime has proved girls go crazy over pretty boys with big, cute, expressive puppy eyes.

- Link is awesome as a wolf. He embodies everything that make wolves awesome animals.

- And the biggest one of all...I think this is the first time Link is shirt less. Seriously, when I was playing the game with SB, the minute Link appeared shirt less I said; "...and all the fangirls just wet themselves...".

And S_B, you might want to rephrase that last statement...I know what you mean is that Link is so pretty that he is able to overshadow pretty women, but agreeing that Link is hot is, well..weird.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #508 on:** February 04, 2007, 12:04:34 PM »

People know what I mean.

Link's just too damn pretty.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #509 on:** February 04, 2007, 12:04:34 PM »

People know what I mean.

Link's just too damn pretty.

mantidor · « **Reply #510 on:** February 04, 2007, 12:08:42 PM »

Link has this disturbing face with him, I couldnt stand all the close ups, he looked so weird.

Zelda and Midna though are pretty but they don't have the correct proportions, Zelda's head is too big for her body and Midna's is too small, I realize these were style choices and that not a single character has correct proportions, but that prevents me from looking at them as hot/sexy characters.

Kairon · « **Reply #511 on:** February 04, 2007, 12:12:44 PM »

Link's face in this is SO MASCULINE compared to previous links. This is perhaps the hands-down MOSDT MASCULINE Link Nintendo has ever put forward.

Oh and mantidor, Midna's impish proportions are a caricature of feminine proportions, the hourglass, the big hips, the curves... and all of that is evaluated subconsciously. The only way you can deny the innate sexuality of imp Midna is to suppress the thoughts due to conscious taboos or some such stuff.

~Carmine "Cai" M. Red
Kairon@aol.com

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #512 on:** February 04, 2007, 12:19:36 PM »

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Link's face in this is SO MASCULINE compared to previous links. This is perhaps the hands-down MOSDT MASCULINE Link Nintendo has ever put forward.

Oh and mantidor, Midna's impish proportions are a caricature of feminine proportions, the hourglass, the big hips, the curves... and all of that is evaluated subconsciously. The only way you can deny the innate sexuality of imp Midna is to suppress the thoughts due to conscious taboos or some such stuff.

~Carmine "Cai" M. Red
Kairon@aol.com

He is still a pretty boy, but I agree that this Link was tough and manly.

As for Midna, what appealed to me was her attitude. The way she spoke, acted and expressed herself. That captivated me a lot. I sometimes find myself attracted to a character not because she is hot but because she has such a great personality and Midna is said case. She is not hot, but she is cute, sassy and most importantly powerful.

On and S_B I forgot to mention that I was kidding when I said that. Its true that Link is pretty but he PALES in comparison to anything done in the anime and manga industry as well as every male character created by Square in the last 10 years.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #513 on:** February 04, 2007, 12:58:52 PM »

True, Link is no WWP (woman with penis) like may animes are fond of propagating, as well as Square...

Maverick · « **Reply #514 on:** February 04, 2007, 01:20:07 PM »

Hey now, that's not fair. Square made Barret, the manliest of all manly men ever.

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #515 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:02:58 PM »

Man, this discussion went downhill.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #516 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:19:59 PM »

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True, Link is no WWP (woman with penis) like may animes are fond of propagating, as well as Square...

Not to mention that Link isn't angsty, mopey, depressed or constantly whining. He is TOUGH.

I can bet anything that any of Square's pretty boys would run away when a goat comes their way.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #517 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:34:17 PM »

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Originally posted by: Smoke39
Link is hotter than both of them, end of discussion.

I believe that out of all the Links that have been made that make the fangirls go SQUEE!!!!! the TP Link makes them go SQUEEE!!!! the hardest and here's why:

STUFF

What is all this convoluted speculation!? Just look at the competition!

SQUARES ARE PRETTY HOT

TRIANGLES are even HOTTER.

What IS that, a mosquito?

SEX

NO CONTEST

MarioAllStar · « **Reply #518 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:40:57 PM »

Wow those screenshots remind me of how much of a jump the N64 to GameCube was.

I am the only one who thought Link didn't always look awesome but overall looked much better than in OoT?

Maverick · « **Reply #519 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:02:44 PM »

Curse you and your spoiler tags. “Wii can not compute.”

Mario · « **Reply #520 on:** February 04, 2007, 05:54:11 PM »

Link isn't manly until he gets rid of that earring.

Maverick · « **Reply #521 on:** February 04, 2007, 05:56:04 PM »

I usually hate it when guys wear ear rings but for some reason Link pulls it off IMO.

Edit: Wow this thread is turning all kinds of awkward thinking... I'm out.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #522 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:32:53 PM »

There's a reason Link got voted "hottest videogame character" by the homosexual community.

Also imp Midna is only hourglass shaped if you think the three measurements refer to head-chest-belly. She's got a pot belly.

Caliban · « **Reply #523 on:** February 05, 2007, 01:45:17 AM »

I sure hope Nintendo will soon enough release a trailer for the new Zelda, so that all this depraving chat will cease.

Chris1 · « **Reply #524 on:** February 05, 2007, 06:02:06 AM »

now that I look, Link is pretty hot...did I just check out a dude? I think I'll go watch some porn......with lesbians! and lots of it!

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