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Offline vudu

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Stingray jumps on boat, stabs man in chest
« on: October 19, 2006, 10:23:36 AM »
You read that right.  Stingray jumps on boat, stabs man in chest.

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An 81-year-old boater was in critical condition Thursday after a stingray flopped onto his boat and stabbed him, leaving a foot-long barb in his chest
Not satisfied with merely defending their home turf, stingrays are now attacking us in our territory.

Be sure to check between your bed sheets tonight otherwise you might be in for a nasty surprise.
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RE:Stingray jumps on boat, stabs man in chest
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2006, 10:27:10 AM »
"Be sure to check between your bed sheets tonight otherwise you might be in for a nasty surprise."

Stingray barb up the butt? I know there are a few people here that won't bother to check first, and a few more that will check, but be dissappointed when there is no stingray waiting for them.  
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RE: Stingray jumps on boat, stabs man in chest
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2006, 10:40:44 AM »
Christ, they decided that, because they vanquished Steve Irwin, the rest of us will fall easily...
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RE: Stingray jumps on boat, stabs man in chest
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2006, 10:53:04 AM »
Stingray suicide... barbers?
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RE: Stingray jumps on boat, stabs man in chest
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2006, 10:53:07 AM »
You can almost hear the terrible SciFi channel movie being spawned.
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RE: Stingray jumps on boat, stabs man in chest
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2006, 11:08:38 AM »
It's the End of The World As We Know IT.  Embrace the String Ray armies might.
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RE: Stingray jumps on boat, stabs man in chest
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2006, 11:57:46 AM »
So the stingray armies are advancing?!

I knew I should have bought that insurance
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RE: Stingray jumps on boat, stabs man in chest
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2006, 12:23:16 PM »
Just make sure to watch out for the big ones...

 
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RE: Stingray jumps on boat, stabs man in chest
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2006, 12:34:06 PM »
Holy cow! Is that Stingray eating like five people at once? That is hardcore.

"Take your shirt off Bob, so the stingray won't choke on the buttons when it eats us." "Forget that noise, my hairy man-breasts are too embarrassing to show."
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RE: Stingray jumps on boat, stabs man in chest
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2006, 09:13:32 PM »
The lone white guy is WAY too happy to be coddling a man-eating monster.
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RE:Stingray jumps on boat, stabs man in chest
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2006, 05:11:21 AM »
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The lone white guy is WAY too happy to be coddling a man-eating monster.


actually the guy on the far right seems to be getting ALOT of pleasure out of it, and the guy on the far left seems to be finishing up...
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RE:Stingray jumps on boat, stabs man in chest
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2006, 05:29:07 AM »
I for one welcome our new stingray overlords. May death come swiftly to their enemies.
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RE: Stingray jumps on boat, stabs man in chest
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2006, 01:38:58 PM »
But what about are Newsbot Overlord... He will not be pleased...
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RE:Stingray jumps on boat, stabs man in chest
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2006, 02:01:53 PM »
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But what about are Newsbot Overlord... He will not be pleased...


I'm up for a pay-per-view battle royal.
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RE:Stingray jumps on boat, stabs man in chest
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2006, 03:21:40 PM »
But what about our wandering overlords?
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