Topic: The Foundation for Silly Interactive Software

[couchmonkey]

In light of a recent trailer for Assassin's Creed, The FFSIS is accepting donations.

The towns in the game are reportedly based on real historical documents written during the third crusade.  In order to ensure that this game is available to someone who will appreciate that outstanding attention to detail, FFSIS is requesting donations to purchase:

- 1 Xbox 360
- 1 copy of Assassin's Creed
- 1 HD television set
- 1 pedal powered electricity generator
- 1 time machine

We will use these items to send an Assassin's Creed care package to the Crusades, where players with real-world knowledge of third-crusade era geography and architecture will be able to appreciate this product's great artistic contribution to the world of Interactive Software.

We are hoping that a mad scientist will come forward to generously donate the time machine; failing that our alternative plan is to set up multiple Assassin's Creed care packages in the history wing of a prominent U.S. colleges.  However, we are optimistic about getting all of the donations required and our team is diligently working to ensure that the care package won't be mistaken for a tool of Satan in the delicate Crusades era.

[KDR_11k]

Dude, they had the inquisition! Your console would be burned as a tool of the devil!

[UltimatePartyBear]

Oh, I didn't expect the Inquisition.  

[vudu]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[Ceric]

Your all witches and devils on the shining light with words on the Ether.

[Bill Aurion]

Our chief weapon is surprise...Surprise and fear...Fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency...

Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope...

Our four...No...Amongst our weapons...Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise..............I'll come in again...

[TrueNerd]

Maybe time is circular and not linear. Did you think of that? Maybe all we need to do is wait around and one day people from the Crusades will be able to appreciate Assassin's Creed!  

[KDR_11k]

No, silly. Time is cubular.