Topic: Why bother buying a Wii

[Mario]

All the good games are going to be ported or moved to the next Nintendo system anyway

[TrueNerd]

What good games?

VITRAUL BOI 2.0!  

[couchmonkey]

Sonic: Infinite Hedgehog Crisis and Luigi's Whorehouse.

[ShyGuy]

ALL ABOARD THE PHAIL TRAIN AT PLANETDEADSYSTEM

[wandering]

What's funny is that you Nintenbots probably don't even think what you're saying is true. WAKE UP. The Wii isn't even a next-generation console. That's not a Sony fanboy talking, that's what Nintendo itself is saying. They admit the graphics are Xbox quality and that all they have to go on is a waggly wand, vague marketing speak, and the 5000th boring mario game that noone cares about. And what does the waggly wand offer? Oh, wow, you get to shake it to perform an attack instead of pressing a button. Forgive me for not jizzing all over the screen. Oh, and what's that? It's better for playing FPSes? I assume by 'better' you mean 'incredibly awkward according to the people who played it at E3'. I'll stick with my PC, thanks, where the games will both control and play a thousand times better. But you Nintenbots keep thinking the Wii will be the greatest thing since sliced bread. No, really. I need a good laugh now and then.

Too authentic?

[UltimatePartyBear]

That was a nice try, but I just can't imagine that rant in the proper whiny voice with Chuck Norris standing next to it.

[couchmonkey]

You know what, Wandering has shown me the way.  I've had it with Nintendo and it's teasing, I'm outta here!

[Athrun Zala]

nINEtNDO IZ dOOoM3D!!!!!