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Offline Zach

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Mafia VIII FINAL!
« on: August 22, 2006, 05:31:29 AM »
Actually, I don't feel like giving the winners. What's the point, you know? When wandering's game was so much better than mine, I mean.

Actually, I do feel like giving winners, because even though I did not play wandering's game, Ive heard that it sucked hard, and nobody actually cares about it.


Mafia VIII: WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

   Kent here for one last report. Last night the townies made their final vote, and many accusations were thrown about.  Everyone seemed to believe Pryo’s admitting that he was Krusty, so the question was between NuclearSpeed, and Decoyman, as both were claiming to be Moe, but we all know there could only be one, so they voted out Decoyman.






































DECOYMAN WAS MARGE!!!! The townies had won, and the town could begin to rebuild itself, the list of the dead was staggering, but the new leaders of the town NuclearSpeed was Moe, and Pryo who was Krusty now had the chance to start everything over.


ALTERNATE ENDINGS
If homer won
   The Simpson’s Mafia has won it in a close race.  Homer Simpson has deemed himself “Donut Ruler.”  Surprisingly the big oaf was actually a capable leader.  The schools and public offices were rebuilt, and the town was doing quite well from the tourism resulting from the incident of the Nuclear Plant Explosion.  Simpson even followed through on his plans of building a bigger better plant to power the town.  Unfortunately, Simpson insisted that the plant be built to his exact specifications.  Simpson forgot to protect the town from the nuclear radiation, and everyone died of radiation poisoning, turning Springfield into a radioactive wasteland that cannot be inhabited for 100 years.

If Burns won
   Mr. Burns has won it!  Now he revealed the secret to his many years on this earth.  Mr burns is actually 1000 years old, he has been using a machine to suck the youth out of unsuspecting townspeople.  The townspeople were all dead, and nobody would ever have any idea as to what had happened.  In the meantime, Burns, in his now youthful body, would go on to take over another town, and continue to live on…..FOREVER!!!


CONCLUSION
   So after all of this, one question remains, whose fault was it?  Who was actually responsible for the destruction of Springfield.  Doesn’t anybody think it an odd coincidence that the mayor survived the explosion, not to mention how he so quickly had everything all planned out.  Well it all goes back, Many years ago, to the newly elected Mayor Quimby.  It turns out, the mayor was given an extensive bribe, so that Mr. Burns could build his plant on land that was deemed unsuitable for such a building.  Mr. Burns never knew why the land was cheap, and Mayor Quimby did not figure it out for many years.  Once The mayor found out that the plant was built on a giant sinkhole, he decided not to stop the construction, because he would lose votes.  So once the plant finally blew up, the mayor came up with a plan to take the blame away from himself, and have the fair people of Springfield accuse eachother.  However, the Mayor did not count on the sudden appearance of Fat tony.  Fat Tony had been out of town this whole time, but once he found out about what had happened, he promptly had the Mayor shot.  Fat Tony said “That’s what he gets for making a mafia game, and not including the REAL MAFIA.”
 
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RE: Mafia VIII FINAL!
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2006, 05:43:50 AM »
I agree. Wandering's game completely blew all of my games out of the water.
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2006, 06:21:26 AM »
Wandering is a real genius, alright.
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2006, 06:33:14 AM »
Yes, you made the right choice there, Pryo. Wandering's my hero.
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2006, 07:26:55 AM »
Voting was not broken for the townies.  In wandering's game, I mean.
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2006, 09:00:30 AM »
Good game, wandering.  
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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2006, 09:59:06 AM »
I just don't think it should even be possible for someone to be saved from voting. It's the only way regular townies have of getting rid of someone, and they should be able to depend on it. This is why I feel wandering's was the best out of all of them.
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2006, 02:59:28 PM »
The Friday I announced my role, I got this PM from nuclearspeed:  
Do you think wandering is the best y/n?

I responded y.
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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2006, 03:19:23 PM »
I've yet to be in a mafia where my team didn't get whacked off quickly (by luck, sabotage or skillful enemies).  I suck at being evil, I guess. Wandering definitley doesn't suck at being game master, though. His game was fantastic.
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2006, 03:26:55 PM »
You did a hell of a job a couple Mafias, back, wandering.  
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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2006, 03:57:18 PM »
A hell of an awesome job. The subtle beauty of that hyper-intelligent bioluminescent mushroom was way better than anything in pokemafia.
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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2006, 05:43:37 PM »
As long as 18 Days didn't win I'm happy! Now this make it 4 win for the townie, 2 win mafia, and 3 everyone dies ( 7 count as both...) so townie are winning.

Mafia 4 werewolves win

...actually, I don't really even care about any of the other outcomes. Mafia 4 was the best.
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2006, 06:01:21 PM »
You still don't get it.  Mafia 4 wasn't just the best, it was THE BEST MAFIA GAME EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE. I'll try to drop it now, but I can't stop thinking about how great that game was.
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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2006, 06:06:46 PM »
I'll be posting my mafia intro/signup soon. Probably tomorrow. It'll be a doozy! Exciting new roles and tweaks 8)

I hope I can make it as good as Mafia 4, but I doubt that's even possible.

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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2006, 06:41:10 PM »
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Mafia 5 townies (typ/crash cheated though by being unkillable)


Why are even talking about any mafia games other than mafia 4? Seriously.
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« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2006, 08:21:39 PM »
Wasn't that game awesome?
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« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2006, 08:41:11 PM »
I thought we all agreed that wandering won the contest for 'best mafia game ever'?  You people have short memories!

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« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2006, 11:36:07 PM »
If I was really chick, I totally would marry wandering.
 
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« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2006, 05:58:13 AM »
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If I was really chick, I totally would marry wandering.

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« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2006, 06:49:58 AM »
I would definetly call wandering awesome. Three cheers for wandering! Hip Hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!  
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« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2006, 05:59:42 PM »
This is a nice dream. I hope I don't wake up soon.
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« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2006, 06:15:48 PM »
Yeah, I changed your stupid edit back.  

what are you gonna do, BAN ME????
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« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2006, 06:18:10 PM »
Quite possibly. edit: you are just one of super's dupe accounts, right?
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« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2006, 06:32:42 PM »
Oh gee, thanks bill.

Not like it matters, we all know wandering doesn't have the balls to do it anyway.
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