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Offline S-U-P-E-R

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the world is over the name
« on: August 14, 2006, 05:12:14 AM »
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disparaging comment about Wii name
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RE: the world is over the name
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2006, 05:20:27 AM »
The name is perfect!  Girly and underpowered, just like the system.
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« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2006, 05:50:45 AM »
I'll see your "girly & underpowered" and raise you a "teh tiku-tiku". I hope they launch with a third "pink"-colored Wii just so we called all bask in it's feminine glow.
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RE: the world is over the name
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2006, 07:32:28 AM »
Pink colored with a white light.  You do know it will sell quicker then the other versions. (Its general fact that the pink version of any remotely trendy gadget sells quickly. Also Vudu will need to get one to go with his Razr)  
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RE: the world is over the name
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2006, 07:52:21 AM »
A Wii is not feminine. It's most decidedly masculine.  
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RE: the world is over the name
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2006, 08:08:44 AM »
The name is still perfect for joking about homoerotica and pedophilia.

You just can't say, "I invited over the neighbor's kid to play with my wii." without setting off an amber alert for anyone in hearing range who doesn't understand the context.
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RE:the world is over the name
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2006, 09:05:59 AM »
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The name is perfect!  Girly and underpowered, just like the system.
you sir, have made me laugh.....a lot XD
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RE: the world is over the name
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2006, 10:29:06 AM »
Pink is awesome.  But honestly, I don't think I'd buy a Pink Wii unless I couldn't find another color on launch day.
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RE:the world is over the name
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2006, 10:40:26 AM »
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A Wii is not feminine. It's most decidedly masculine.

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The name is still perfect for joking about homoerotica and pedophilia.

You just can't say, "I invited over the neighbor's kid to play with my wii." without setting off an amber alert for anyone in hearing range who doesn't understand the context.


Using those two "facts" I can therefore infer that the Wii is really a Sexual Predator.  Yes sirree it will go on the list with the rest of them and be astorcized(sp?) and shunned in the States.  It will have to regularly phone home and not be allowed near schools and other children infested areas.  The truth about the Wi-Fi is tracking so it doesn't leave its border.  On the flipside though.

Nintendo is going to lose there kid friendly image and be the home of the only console that you can openly buy Adult Games on.  You Teen, Mature, and Adult Gamers rejoice because kids can't get within 50 yards of the Wii.
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RE:the world is over the name
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2006, 11:14:19 AM »
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Originally posted by: Ceric Nintendo is going to lose there kid friendly image and be the home of the only console that you can openly buy Adult Games on.  You Teen, Mature, and Adult Gamers rejoice because kids can't get within 50 yards of the Wii.


Realistically speaking, the Wii is all about opening up new possibilities for games and the control schemes they use.

This same freedom being offered to developers is also being offered to the developers of adult games.

I'm sure these developers have plenty of "imagination" on the subject of Wii development as well.  
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RE:the world is over the name
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2006, 11:17:09 AM »
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Originally posted by: Ceric Nintendo is going to lose there kid friendly image and be the home of the only console that you can openly buy Adult Games on.  You Teen, Mature, and Adult Gamers rejoice because kids can't get within 50 yards of the Wii.


Realistically speaking, the Wii is all about opening up new possibilities for games and the control schemes they use.

This same freedom being offered to developers is also being offered to the developers of adult games as well.

I'm sure they have plenty of "imagination" on the subject of Wii development as well.


Since this is the trollhouse/funhouse could SB's reply be considered thread-crapping? He's being way too serious...

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RE:the world is over the name
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2006, 11:22:40 AM »
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Originally posted by: Rhoq Since this is the trollhouse/funhouse could SB's reply be considered thread-crapping? He's being way too serious...


To be fair, a discussion about adult games isn't exactly non-funhouse material.
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RE: the world is over the name
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2006, 01:12:54 PM »
i say make the top half be a dark tan-burgendy color and the bottom part be a light tan-caucasian color
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RE:the world is over the name
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2006, 02:17:37 PM »
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Using those two "facts" I can therefore infer that the Wii is really a Sexual Predator.

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RE: the world is over the name
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2006, 02:37:39 PM »
(replies in other thread.)
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