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Hi I'm a Wii, Hi I'm a Playstation 3 (video)
« on: August 11, 2006, 08:17:04 AM »
Really funny Wii/PS3 ad spoofing the recent Mac ads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrmEFeMHDO4&mode=related&search=
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RE: Hi I'm a Wii, Hi I'm a Playstation 3 (video)
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2006, 09:34:17 AM »
Anyone else having a hard time trying to figure out what the Wii's crotch says?  
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2006, 09:40:52 AM »
Low brow, to be sure, but it'll get the point across to the lowest common denominator and that was the aim.
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2006, 09:46:02 AM »
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Anyone else having a hard time trying to figure out what the Wii's crotch says?  


I believe it said Olympic....not that I was staring at it or anything.......

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RE: Hi I'm a Wii, Hi I'm a Playstation 3 (video)
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2006, 10:28:01 AM »
DAMMIT!!  Im at home, and using the family computer.  I have to keep minimizing the pic so that my mom doesn't think I am looking at pron when she walks through.  

Just a week untill I go back to college.

Edit: Mom left.  The Girl's crotch definately says "Olympic," But I cant deny that I was staring.  
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RE: Hi I'm a Wii, Hi I'm a Playstation 3 (video)
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2006, 11:25:44 AM »
Unless you closed your eyes when they made the closeup, anyone who can read can easily now what its written there, they focused on it a long time :P  
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RE: Hi I'm a Wii, Hi I'm a Playstation 3 (video)
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2006, 11:35:46 AM »
You know I think the Wii girl doesn't look like she's ditzy in real life.  I think she should have been a little less ditzy.  The PS3 girl should have looked a little bit more cool or have at least a little bling.
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RE: Hi I'm a Wii, Hi I'm a Playstation 3 (video)
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2006, 11:42:36 AM »
Thank goodness!  Until someone else pointed out the video was about girls, each new post made me more afraid to watch it.

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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2006, 11:45:39 AM »
While I'm complaining we all know the Wii is really a Redhead...
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RE: Hi I'm a Wii, Hi I'm a Playstation 3 (video)
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2006, 12:06:40 PM »
Suuuuuuper lowbrow.  From my perspective it just makes Wii look dumb and immature.  Though she is pretty hot!
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RE: Hi I'm a Wii, Hi I'm a Playstation 3 (video)
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2006, 12:42:21 PM »
So...

Did anybody else think they BOTH WERE SO DAMN ANNOYING!

The Wii girl wasn't even hot!
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RE: Hi I'm a Wii, Hi I'm a Playstation 3 (video)
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2006, 03:51:42 PM »
Ok, so the 360 has a crew cut and wears lots of flannel?

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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2006, 07:03:51 PM »
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The Wii girl wasn't even hot!


Jesus, talk about having high standards...

Anyway, the ad was interesting, but as others have stated pretty low brow in its delivery.
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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2006, 08:03:37 PM »
meh, the one who did this confused sexyness with slutiness.....

that doesn't change the fact that she is hot though =P
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« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2006, 10:21:44 AM »
I think this had a very funny premise that fell flat because of poor writing.

Either girls actually made interesting points that would want me to date either.
Or purchase…whatever.

I think if the Wii girl would have listed more activities that represent how to play the Wii then flash to girl sounding all smart about historical knowledge, amazing visuals, and an education only “daddy’s money could buy.” It would could have been better.

Then a line about “Just hold me and can promise you fun.”

“My vibration feature is cancelled.”

Then another Wii comment before the big PS3 emotional explosion. Perhaps: “Just try me once, and I promise you will be hooked.”  

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RE: Hi I'm a Wii, Hi I'm a Playstation 3 (video)
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2006, 10:37:56 AM »
Wii not always being Ditzy would have helped seriously.  Just shown that she was smart too.  In fact the PS3 could have tried to be fun.
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« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2006, 12:32:10 PM »
I laughed quite a bit when as I quickly realized what each line of dialogue referred to, but the more I think about it the more this piece of advertisement disturbs me.

I'm not going to share it with strangers because the issues of self-image, sexism, and politically-incorrectness that the clip's humor is based on could easily overpower any real content or enjoyment.

This could easily be an example of an ad you DON'T want to air (which is why the irreverent G4TV made it? not Nintendo). Just think of the black/white PSP ad. *shivers*

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« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2006, 08:08:49 PM »
Frankly, I didn't care for it. How not to make an ad is defintely the right description for this. In fact, I came off liking the Playstation 3 more than the Wii. But maybe that was the point? Who can tell?
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« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2006, 08:21:45 AM »
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Originally posted by: Arbok Anyway, the ad was interesting, but as others have stated pretty low brow in its delivery.


You have to remember that this is G4 and we can expect the average G4 viewer to be the same Joe-Madden-6-pack gamer.

I know it's a spoof ad, but all they'll remember after seeing it is that the Wii was attractive and the PS3 wasn't.

Also, Apple is guilty of this as well although not to the same extent, as one of their switch ads had the Mac communicating with a Japanese camera which was represented by an attractive Japanese girl while the PC couldn't speak the same language.

If nothing else, it indicates that Nintendo is receiving fanfare from sources which it didn't previously have to. How often has G4 openly supported Nintendo? I'm sure these are the same writers which mocked the "Lamecube" and now they're comparing Nintendo's next console to a sexy blonde.

Nintendo couldn't hope for much better than that.
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« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2006, 01:47:49 PM »
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they're comparing Nintendo's next console to a sexy blonde.

Nintendo couldn't hope for much better than that.


Is this a bad thing for Nintendo or a good thing for blondes?

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« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2006, 02:36:18 PM »
(watches video for first time.) Hmm. Personally, I'd characterize the PS3 as more of a sexy dominatrix. But that's me.
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« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2006, 10:17:48 PM »
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(watches video for first time.) Hmm. Personally, I'd characterize the PS3 as more of a sexy dominatrix. But that's me.


I just seen it as well, and personally I found reading the stupid comments much more fun than watching the advertisement. It wasn't funny nor was it informative, it was well um, lame.
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« Reply #22 on: August 18, 2006, 04:32:37 AM »
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The Wii girl wasn't even hot!


Jesus, talk about having high standards...

Anyway, the ad was interesting, but as others have stated pretty low brow in its delivery.


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« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2006, 08:00:57 PM »
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Originally posted by: Kairon Is this a bad thing for Nintendo or a good thing for blondes?


Both?

Like I said, Nintendo SUPPORT from G4 is about as common as their content being anything but trash (which this ad kinda demonstrates).

If the Wii is supported even by the Joe-six pack madden crowd, then it wins, period.
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RE:Hi I'm a Wii, Hi I'm a Playstation 3 (video)
« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2006, 06:17:23 PM »
Microsoft feeling left out and never one to be outdone decided to combine the two and make their own add.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1536472880547646557&q=xbox+360