Psyduck fell out of a tree on his head. "PSYDUCK PSYDUCK! PSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY." (Oh great, now I have a headache to match this stomachache. I wish I hadn't stayed up so late playing Poker-mon!) AH HA HA HA HA HA! Pun!
Feeling intense animosity for all women, and Poke-kind in general, Psyduck grumbled as he fixed a breakfast of reeds and...more reeds. Then he waddled off to work, shouting "The song that never ends" very loudly in the hopes of ruining someone else's day:
"Psyduck psyduuuck psyduck psyduuuuuuuuuuck... psyduck psyduck psyyduck psyyyyduuuuuuuuuck/ Psyduck psy-duck psydu-uck psyduckpsyduckpsyduck psyyyyduck psyyyduck psyyyyduck"