Author Topic: I Dry Humped My Best Friends Boyfriend because I'm NOT Homosexual (Read 21295 times)

BlackNMild2k1 · « **on:** July 08, 2006, 03:21:55 PM »

the title is actually not true, mine is much less interesting than that, I used the title to get your attention.

Mine is actually, "I loved myself because I'm sexy and do what I want."
Because my birthday is February 19th and I'm wearing a blue shirt.

Pick the month you were born:

January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October------I sang to
November---I yelled at
December---I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a Mexican
6--------a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an IPod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I'm cool like that.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm stupid.
Gray--------Because I was drunk.
Yellow------Because someone offered me $1,000,000
Orange-----Because I hate my family.
Brown------Because I was high.
Peach-------Because I love oatmeal.
Other-------Because I'm a ninja.
None--------Because I cant control myself!

Ceric · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2006, 03:31:30 PM »

"I yelled at a football player because I'm cool like that."

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2006, 03:33:07 PM »

I kicked my brother because I'm cool like that.

please let me in, please · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2006, 03:45:10 PM »

I had lunch with my sister because im sexy and i do what i want.

Shorty McNostril · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2006, 05:11:49 PM »

"I dry humped a llama because someone offered me $1 000 000."

Thats disgusting.

MaryJane · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2006, 05:30:01 PM »

I had lunch with a fireman because the voices told me to.

Zach · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2006, 05:33:17 PM »

I murdered my best friend's boyfriend because Im sexy and I do what I want.

18 Days · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2006, 05:44:00 PM »

I dry humped a ninja because that's how I roll.

EasyCure · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2006, 06:27:21 PM »

"i murdered a squirell cuz thats how i roll"

so true..

Pale · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2006, 07:05:16 PM »

I kicked an iPod because I was drunk.

Garnee · « **Reply #10 on:** July 08, 2006, 08:12:14 PM »

I smoked a phone because I hate myself. =)

nickmitch · « **Reply #11 on:** July 08, 2006, 08:15:46 PM »

I had lunch with a permanent marker because I'm cool like that.

SgtShiversBen · « **Reply #12 on:** July 08, 2006, 08:44:07 PM »

I smoked a mexican because I'm an idiot

oohhboy · « **Reply #13 on:** July 08, 2006, 09:46:26 PM »

I kickeda fireman Because I'm stupid.

MattVDB · « **Reply #14 on:** July 08, 2006, 10:01:49 PM »

I yelled at my brother because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Crimm · « **Reply #15 on:** July 08, 2006, 10:20:43 PM »

I kicked a permanent marker Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

blackfootsteps · « **Reply #16 on:** July 09, 2006, 04:15:51 AM »

I yelled at a banana because I'm a ninja

vudu · « **Reply #17 on:** July 09, 2006, 05:53:26 AM »

I did the Macarena with a llama Because I cant control myself!

That wasn't very funny.

ThePerm · « **Reply #18 on:** July 09, 2006, 07:26:42 AM »

i smoked my brother because someone offered me $1,000,000

Caliban · « **Reply #19 on:** July 09, 2006, 09:53:44 AM »

I choked on myself because I'm cool like that.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 09, 2006, 01:01:58 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: SgtShiversBen
I smoked a mexican because I'm an idiot

That is hilarious

Quote
Originally posted by: Caliban
I choked on myself because I'm cool like that.

and this isn't very cool, its actually quite sick

Caliban · « **Reply #21 on:** July 09, 2006, 01:09:27 PM »

ThePerm · « **Reply #22 on:** July 09, 2006, 02:13:14 PM »

dont read this if you want to know too much about theperm
seriously

Encrypted
E sUy Ef you cUn reUch, go for Et, E cUn, but Et reUlly hurts my neck!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 09, 2006, 02:50:06 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: ThePerm
dont read this if you want to know too much about theperm
seriously

Encrypted
E sUy Ef you cUn reUch, go for Et, E cUn, but Et reUlly hurts my neck!

Did you just admit to what I think you did?

ThePerm · « **Reply #24 on:** July 09, 2006, 06:01:38 PM »

i was inspired by will farrell

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Author Topic: I Dry Humped My Best Friends Boyfriend because I'm NOT Homosexual (Read 21295 times)