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Offline Bill Aurion

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Mafia VI: Finale
« on: June 27, 2006, 08:19:27 PM »
The remaining townfolk were not up for serious voting.  Two of them didn't even bother and the remaining three votes were spread out among three people.  Mint didn't find Infernal Monkey or KnowsNothing that attractive, so she just snuck in an extra vote for Crash.  The townfolk, seeing the verdict, headed out to Crash's house, to see he had moved.  Meanwhile, hundreds of miles away, Crash had just gotten off the train.  "Ahhh, this town looks so much safer than Beanerville!  He stepped off the platform and lost his footing.  He fell right onto the tracks as the train started moving, ending the Villager's life.

KnowsNothing was getting antsy.  He knew Infernal Monkey was starting to suspect that he was in fact Crazy Redd, so he had to end his life fast.  After the vote against Crash, he began to follow Infernal.  However, Infernal didn't head home, but instead downs towards the beach.  Infernal then took out his slingshot and began shooting it at the sky.  He did this for a few seconds before he suddenly stopped and turned in KnowsNothing's direction.  "Hey, there...I was getting excited at the possibility of a stalker, but you really aren't much of a looker..."  Not saying a word, KnowsNothing dashed forward and drove a dagger straight into Infernal's gut.  "Well, that wasn't very nice of you," said Infernal in his same dry tone.  KnowsNothing was shocked at Infernal's expressionless face.  "Before I go, I guess I should cast judgement on you, too..."  Infernal's body then disintegrated, the spirit of Death rising from the ashes.  As KnowsNothing gazed on in utter disbelief, he noticed Death pointing down.  KnowsNothing looked down at the ground to see a target painted on the ground.  "What the?  Was that there before?"  He scratched his head for a few seconds before hearing a faint whirring sound.  As it got louder, he realized the danger he was in.  However, he was unable to avoid being crushed by the falling UFO...


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Khushrenada had been following his boss when he witnessed his extraterrestrial death.  Realizing he was the last one alive, he decided to finish off the remaining townfolk and move on to another town.  It didn't take long for him to find Athrun Zala.  As Khushrenada stalked behind her, he stumbled on a rock.  "Augh!  Stupid ****ing rock!"  Athrun, hearing the commotion behind her, made a mad dash for the Town Hall.  Khushrenada recovered from his injury and took off right behind her.  Inside, she ran crying to Mayor Aurion.  "Mayor, Mayor, a fox is chasing after me!  Help!"  Khushrenada then burst in panting, his right foot already beginning to swell up.  "Oh, ho, ho...Yeah, I'm a fox, but what are you gonna do about it?  Us foxes have this town taken over now!"  Mayor Aurion got up out of his chair, Mint cowering in fear behind him.  "Ah, it seems you two are all that's left of this town...Can I ask a question?"  Khushrenada brandished his axe menacingly.  "Sure, it might be good for a few laughs before I kill the two of you."  Mayor Aurion looked him straight in the eye.  "Did you ever find the Bomber's Apprentice?"  Khushrenada was taken aback by such an odd question.  "Pah!  He obviously doesn't exist considering the last ones here are a whore and a wimpy Mayor!"  Mayor Aurion then proceeded to pull off the bandages that wrapped around his face.  Athrun saw Khushrenada's look of fear, and moved from behind the chair to get a better look.  Standing before her was the figure of a penguin.  Mayor Aurion, seeing their gaping mouths, chuckled.  "Didn't expect this, eh?  Well, this has been great fun.  Perhaps we can play again in another life..."  He pulled his pipe out, flipping it open to reveal a large, red button.  Before Khushrenada and Athrun could react, he pressed it.

"Game Over..."  Mayor Aurion gave one last innocent smile and Beanerville disappeared off the map forever...
 
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RE: Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2006, 08:50:07 PM »
This is the best happy ending ever! =D

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RE: Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2006, 08:51:59 PM »
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RE: Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2006, 09:15:08 PM »
Heh, nice twist.

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RE: Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2006, 04:04:21 AM »
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It's because I'm trying to tell everyone I am in fact a townie...

The funny thing about being a townie is, you know that whoever votes for you is a potential mafia member, as they would never vote for one of their own.

KN can go later, but I think Khush should go now.


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RE:Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2006, 04:16:55 AM »
So really, no-one had a chance of winning. They were all going to be killed in the end.
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RE: Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2006, 04:57:44 AM »
I admit, that was pretty cool.
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RE: Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2006, 04:58:41 AM »
Foxes won though right?

The guy I tried to vote for two days in a row...
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RE:Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2006, 05:06:30 AM »
Pale, now that it's over, can you explain your methods this game? Right now they make NO sense.
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RE: Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2006, 05:49:46 AM »
Ahahaha, I had everything figured out as well.  I knew I had to hit Infernal fast because he makes his hit early, I figured if I hit him first I wouldn't die myself (since that's how Bill played the entire game).  But no, Bill had to screw me over for like th fourth time this game.

I also knew Athrun was the BA, but Khush suggested he be the backup, and I didn't see the harm.   I figured it wouldn't really matter since I got Infernal, I had no idea I would make BOTH hits ;____;

And yeah, everything I said in the threads was pretty much a lie  
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RE: Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2006, 07:12:13 AM »
Ahahaha!  KN, Ferny chose you as his hit hours before you chose him...

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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2006, 07:13:18 AM »
LIES, ALL LIES

Alright, you win this time!  Your story was misleading >=O  The Aussies need some sort of handicap, they're a day ahead of everyone!  ROAR.

Whatever, The Foxes didn't do too bad after all, I thought we were going to die pretty fast.  Especially when Matt and TVMan both got killed off by the bomber (which was their own stupidity >=u), I thought we were gone for sure.  Then Pale sorta knew who we were, but it didn't do much harm

Oh yeah, gotta thank Mint for saving Khush too.  That was pretty cool
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RE: Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2006, 07:38:01 AM »
Stabby,

In the beginning my plan was to vote for whoever voted for me or otherwise implicated me...

I had a point system going, if you had the most points, I voted for you.

This obviously failed in the beginning as you know.  Sorry.

Towards the end I used my point thing as a guide but changed it up.  Khush avoided any points for almost the whole game, but I couldn't let him get away with it when it became obvious he was mafia.  When I made that post about KN going later, KN was actually on the top of my point thing, but I wanted Khush gone.

And as I said during the game, I was just trying to make the game more interesting for myself by being so, uhm, obnoxious in the voting.. It's all I could do every day without a role.
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RE: Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2006, 08:54:16 AM »
so everyone die what the score now?

Everyone dies 2
Mafia win 1
Townie win 1
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« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2006, 09:03:51 AM »
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so everyone die what the score now?

Everyone dies 2
Mafia win 1
Townie win 1
stevey this is mafia 6, your count only goes up to 4 (2+1+1=4)

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RE: Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2006, 09:25:16 AM »
Athrun Zala, I just wanted to state (on the record) that you are the worst town whore in the history of Mafia.  Congrats.
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« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2006, 09:35:55 AM »
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so everyone die what the score now?

Everyone dies 2
Mafia win 1
Townie win 1
stevey this is mafia 6, your count only goes up to 4 (2+1+1=4)


I know I lost count and that why I ask what the score?

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Mafia 666 everyone dies
Mafia 5 townies (typ/crash cheated though)
Mafia 4 werewolves win
Mafia 3 Breakyboy and TVMan (townies) Win
Mafia 2 everyone dies
Mafia 1  Townies won    
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RE:Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2006, 09:45:24 AM »
Mafia 1                            - Townies win
Mafia 2:The Rat               - Everyone Dies
Mafia 3:Pirate vs. Ninja   - ?
Mafia 4:Vamp vs. Wolf     -  Mafia win (?)
Mafia 5: Console War      - ?
Mafia 6: Animal Crossing -  Everyone Dies

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RE:Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2006, 10:45:24 AM »
Yeah, Mafia 3 was the best.
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RE:Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2006, 04:53:03 PM »
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Athrun Zala, I just wanted to state (on the record) that you are the worst town whore in the history of Mafia.  Congrats.
YAY! thnx, I've never won anything T_T




on a side note though, yeah, I screwed up pretty badly, but was expected as this was the first time
and had lots of fun, and that's what matters ^^




btw, best ending ever!!!



but.......does that mean that Mario knew we were DOOMED since the begining?
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RE: Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2006, 05:20:08 PM »
I don't like these half-truths in the rules.  Was the mayor ALWAYS THE BA or was that changed so that we had this amusing ending?
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RE:Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2006, 05:35:34 PM »
Mario can answer this question but he seems to have mysteriously disappeared. VOTE BILL. He must obviously have killed Mario.

Just a sec, I'm getting a phone call. What's that? The game is over? Get over it? Ooooooooh.

Sorry about that. It's just a habit.
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RE: Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2006, 05:54:59 PM »
Ahahah what, totally misread THAT ending  I guess my reading comprehension skills mirror that of a dead rat, because I thought Athrun was the BA (which is why Khush died).

Worst ending ever!
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RE: Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2006, 06:24:35 PM »
Awesome Mafia, but I wish I'd have remembered to vote.  =[
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RE: Mafia VI: Finale
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2006, 07:13:41 PM »
I still don't get the ending.
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