Just a few nights ago it was revealed that Sable was not of this Earth, so Tom Nook wanted her former workplace looked over just in case. Deguello and UncleBob had been ordered to check out the Able Sisters shop to see if there was anything suspicious. Deguello motioned for UncleBob to stay put and he made his way in. Inside, he saw someone using a sewing machine in the corner of the room. What was odd, though, was that the figure was wearing a dark cloak. "Hello, how can I help you?," Mable's voice called from behind the hood. Deguello sighed a breath of relief. "Uh, I'm just browsing, thanks." He looked around for a few minutes and the silence was yet again broken. "Deguello, can I ask you a question?" "Uh, okay." Deguello suddenly felt very cold. Instead of Mable's soft voice came one as cold as ice. "How did you like my Mable impression?" Fear began to well up inside Deguello. "It wasn't very nice of you 'Coons to "kill" my friend the other day...I think I'll pay back the favor..." Deguello began to run for the door, but he tripped, causing him to fly onto a table where an automatic sewing machine sat. "Oh dear, did I forget to turn that off?," Death inquired, as the sewing machine stiched into the Coon Henchman's face...He'd be found dead the next morning with the words "VOTE DEGUELLO" stiched into his face with pink thread...
UncleBob was feeling uneasy. He had he heard Deguello's painful screams from the Able Sisters shop and had been too scared to check on what happened. He had to get back to base and report to Tom Nook right away. He could see Nook's Cranny just over the horizon, its glowing lights like a halo to the frightened UncleBob. However, he noticed a dark figure on the path ahead. "Going somewhere, 'Coon?" UncleBob could just barely make out that the figure was carrying a large object of some type. The figure then slowly walked forward. "W...Who are you?," UncleBob whimpered. The figure didn't say anything. "S...Stop or I'll shoot!," UncleBob shouted in an increasingly sporadic manner. The figure didn't waver at all and finally spoke up. "I...am justice..." UncleBob gathered the remaining courage he had. "Hey, isn't that a bit cliche?" In the moonlight, K.K. Slider dashed forward and ended the Coon Henchman's life by smashing him over the head with his guitar...
After setting up Deguello's demise as a freak accident, Death quickly left to take care of his other duties. He checked his notebook and found the name Garnee. "Ahhh, I haven't even seen this chap around. I think I'll go check his house." When Death came to the front door of Garnee's, he went right through the solid door. Or that's what Death was expecting, but he instead bumped his big mole nose. "Owwww, stupid physical body!" After digging into the main room, he found it empty. On the second floor he was met with a gruesome sight. The fact that Garnee was found dead drowned in his own bathtub wasn't it. It was the fact that Garnee was wearing womens' lingerie while holding pictures of himself. Apparently he had been dancing in the full bathtub, lost his balance, cracked his head on the bathroom wall, and was left to drown in his self-indulgence..."But I can't let this lingerie just go to waste," Death giggled. He disappeared into the night, leaving the naked Villager's corpse behind...
wandering had just gotten home from Stabby's "execution" when he noticed the flag up on his mailbox. "Oh boy, a letter!," he thought, "who could it be from?" He pulled out a letter and his eyes went bright with happiness. It was a letter from Bunnie! Dear wandering, I've got a special something for you, so come by my house after midnight." wandering couldn't believe what he was reading. He had a major crush on Bunnie, so he anxiously awaited their meeting time. When he arrived, he knocked on the door. There was no answer. He tried again. Once again, no answer. He tried the doorknob, and found it open, so he entered the house. "Bunnie, are you there?" A figure snuck up behind him and grabbed his shoulder. "Aiiiiie!," shrieked wandering, as he turned to see...Bunnie. "Oh, Bunnie, you scared me!" Her body then crumpled to the floor in a heap. "Aiiiiiiiiiiiie!," wandering shrieked again. "Are you a fox, too?" wandering looked up to see the psychotic eyes of Tom Nook himself. "Wh..What? I'm a Villager!," wandering stammered. "You're a fox, I KNOW IT!," Tom Nook yelled, "You're a fox and you tipped off the village about my subordinates! THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TWO OF THEM COULD DIE IN ONE NIGHT!" Tom Nook pounced on wandering and started pulling at his hair. "Where are your ears!? I know they are here! Where are they!?" wandering, paralyzed with fear, died of shock. Tom Nook, teetering into the realm of insanity, stumbled into the night muttering "They are all foxes...I'll kill them all...KILL THEM ALL!"
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Sorry, this usually this waits until morning, but I had all the stories done! I'm so impatient...
VOTE ENDS AT MIDNIGHT EST, but I won't be online at that time...So you'll have to wait for the death stories until tomorrow! Sorry!
Topic: Mafia VI: Day 4 (Read 16554 times)
