Topic: forum-based death game II

[wandering]

A man stands there, naked, covered in blood, and holding a toothpick. He looks down at the mangled corpse of his victim, and smiles. Then, he looks around at the room...there are no doors or windows. The only openings are two square holes in the ten foot high ceiling.

Fortunatley, a rope is dropped down from one of the holes. The man walks over to it and grabs on. After being lifted up and out of the room, he shouts "next item: a screwdriver." And then he is escourted away.

After a time, a naked, unarmed man is thrown into the room through one of the holes. Another naked man is thrown through the other hole, armed with a screwdriver. The two men look around. The room is spotless, with no dead body and no trace of what had gone on before. The two men turn to look at each other. And then...

[wandering]

I gouge his eyes out with the screwdriver. Then, I hit him over the head with it until he passes out. I shove the screwdriver up his nose, then down his throat.

Next item: a wavebird.  

[EasyCure]

stick the batteries in his mouth and blugen the man to death with the wavebird, since it is indestructable like all things nintendo!

[Pryopizm]

I enjoy a bowl of Post Blueberry Morning, look dead at the camera and nod my head in approval.

[stevey]

I turn on a gamecube with TP runing inside and give a guy the wave bird only to find out it batterys dont work and when he open the battery slot... Ka-boom! a stick of c4 inside blow him up.

next: a small nintendog

[wandering]

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Originally posted by: stevey
I turn on a gamecube with TP runing inside and give a guy the wave bird only to find out it batterys dont work and when he open the battery slot... Ka-boom! a stick of c4 inside blow him up.

Ahahaha, I thought I had made bringing in outside objects impossible, but it seems I was mistaken.

Okay. Nintendog. I would command the Nintendog to kill. But when it looks up at me with loving eyes instead, I'd break it's neck, rip out it's intestine, throw the dog at my victim's face to distract him, then go behind my victim and strangle him with the nintendog's intestine.

Next item: disco music.

[Zach]

easy, make the person listen to it.

Next Item:  A DS cartridge

[wandering]

I'd say, "hey, wait a minute - I know a way we can both get out of this alive. We can use the electronics in this cartridge! Here, take a look..."

Then I'd walk over to him, and put it near his face. As he leans in, I'd grab his neck and start choking him. Then, I'd let go, and when he gasps for breath, I'd shove the cartridge down his throat.

Next item: a can of coke

[BlackNMild2k1]

Stop me if you've heard or seen something similar to this:

first I would wait till late night March 31st, where I would then sneak in to a coke~a~cola loving friends house. I would silently take a single can of soda out of the fridge and put it into a paint shaker, and put it on shake until the can is about to explode. Next I would put the can back into the fridge and wait quietly around the corner for this friend in the morning to goto the fridge for his morning soda. as soon as he would goto open the can.....

I would jump out and scream April Fools!!!! (I think we all know how it ends, I never get to finish saying April Fools)

next item: a condom

 

[ThePerm]

i strangle the victim to unconciousness with the elasticity of the condom, then i take the condom and and put it in their mouth, blowing it up until it chokes them. After this I have my way with the victim.

next item: Hair Dryer

[Ceric]

Take the hair dryer, stick into the other persons mouth and laugh as the float off with a no mess death.

Next Item:  PSP

[stevey]

Make them play it till they die of boredom, or they kill themself from the loading

Next: CNN

[ShyGuy]

CNNs FUD makes them stress out and they have a heart attack.

Next Item: a PGC Podcast

[Ceric]

Using Mystical abilities tie the persons life line to the running of the Podcast.  They are told if you can expect the end and that is where it happens you will live.  If you do not you shall die.  Play this weeks...

Next Item: Chevron Cars

[Garnee]

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Originally posted by: Ceric
Using Mystical abilities tie the persons life line to the running of the Podcast.  They are told if you can expect the end and that is where it happens you will live.  If you do not you shall die.  Play this weeks...

Next Item: Chevron Cars

Use my Shrink-o-Ray(TM, batteries not included) and run the poor sap over.

Next item: a Stratocaster