Topic: Learn Something New Today!!!!

[BlackNMild2k1]

I'll give the first lesson, we'll start with a new language!

Learn Chinese in 3 minutes!...
(You MUST read them out loud)

1) That's not right ...................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.......... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP....................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ............................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ....................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ............. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ........... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ................ Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ......... Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone ....................... No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ...... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight .............................. Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............ Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ............ Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
17) That was stupid.......................So Fa Kin Wii Ta Did  

[MysticGohan]

heh, I like the last one. Ty would too

[Caliban]

LOL! At first I actually thought it was chinese but then I read the last one 'cause Mystic was so incentive of it and I just burst in laughter.

[EasyCure]

BnM you never cease to amaze me with you comic mischief

[BlackNMild2k1]

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Originally posted by: EasyCure
BnM you never cease to amaze me with you comic mischief

Well I try to provide as much of the "Fun" in this house as possible.
One day it'll be known as BlackNMild2k1's Funhouse!!!!

[vudu]

It just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[MysticGohan]

Vudu's just Jealous :p I think it sounds fun

[MysticGohan]

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Originally posted by: Caliban
LOL! At first I actually thought it was chinese but then I read the last one 'cause Mystic was so incentive of it and I just burst in laughter.

Ow raly? I always offer an incentive Although it is Chinese, I thought you know... sounded something in reference to Ty hence Fu-king-S-U-P-A-H- :p Ty would be proud to know the Chinese are talking about him. hehe

[BlackNMild2k1]

One more to add, also added to original post

17) That was stupid.......................So Fa Kin Wii Ta Did  


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Originally posted by: vudu
It just doesn't have the same ring to it.

ok, How about BNM's House of Fun
or BlackNMild's House of Wild

[BlackNMild2k1]

New lesson provided by Tendomfg.com

Teminology Day

Listen up folks, time for us to clear up a few little bits and pieces.  For those of you who haven’t kept up with the speed of Wii, you might have missed out on some terminology that has popped up over the last week.  Let us help you out.  Ready!?

Wiitard - This simply means a person that has not yet played the Nintendo Wii yet.  They’ll complain about imaginary things like “your arm will hurt” and other such nonsense.

FTW - A popular Internet acronym, which means “For the Wii.”  It’s a simpler way to proclaim the best exclusive games and rub into the faces of all the ParisHiltonStation 2 fans that won’t be playing anything nearly as cool.  For example:  Excite Truck, FTW!  Red Steel, FTW!

$600 - What? A simple price doesn’t need to be defined?  No, sir!  Over the last week, this term became the funniest joke in the industry.  If you walked up to anyone at E3 and blurted $600 they’d burst into laughter. PlayStation 3DO fans will resort to ridiculous insults like, “Well my console costs $600, so it must be really good!”  OMFG is that some funny sh*t!

$500 - (see $600, but picture $500)

3DO - Do you remember the 3DO? Of course you don’t!  It was a miserable failure.  It had crappy games that no one wanted, a controller that was just a rip-off of a Nintendo concept, and a 600 dollar price point. (LOL man that’s funny)

[Athrun Zala]

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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
3DO - Do you remember the 3DO? Of course you don’t!  It was a miserable failure.  It had crappy games that no one wanted, a controller that was just a rip-off of a Nintendo concept, and a 600 dollar price point. (LOL man that’s funny)

lol, except for the game part, the new PlayStation should be called PS3DO XD

[KDR_11k]

No, not XD, HD!

[Athrun Zala]

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Originally posted by: KDR_11k
No, not XD, HD!

lol, but rembember the "innovative" controller which adds an eXtra Dimension to gaming!

[BlackNMild2k1]

A new lesson? and this one you might actually use

Advanced Ascii Smiley Faces 101 - (parenthesis optional) provided by Temp of neogaf forums
pt. 1

(^_^) or () or (^ ^) smiley
(`_^) or (^_~) wink
(>_<) pretending to be cute, or pain, or frustration
(<_>) sad
(^o^) singing, or laughing maniacally
t(-_-t) flipping the bird
\(^o^)/ very excited (raising hands)
(-_-) or (~_~) or (=_=) annoyance, resignation, or sleeping (eyes shut), grumpy
(-_-;) or (^_^') or (^_^);; or ^_^" nervousness, or sweatdrop (embarrassed; semicolon can be repeated)
(-_-#) or (-_-¤) vein (used to show frustration)
(¬_¬) eyeing something or someone, or otherwise glaring, sometimes used as an expression of rolling one's eyes
(<_<) or (>_>) or (c_c) skepticism, looking around suspiciously
(;_;) or (T_T) or (ToT) crying
(@_@) dazed
`(•.°)~ druggy, trippin'
(o_O) confused surprise, disturbed
(0_<) flinch, nervous wink
(O_O) shocked (also O.o - one eye smaller than the other)  

[wandering]

haha, I love those smilies, but I've never really used them. ^_^ Yay!

BTW, >< is the same as >_< right? It seems like I keep seeing >< here.

[KDR_11k]

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Bunny

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(o.O)
(><)o

Megalomanical bunny.

>:|°\/|

Burninate!

[Infernal Monkey]

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[BlackNMild2k1]

IM how dare you come into my classroom with such nonsense, there are people in here actually trying to learn something

Advanced Ascii Smiley Faces 101 - (parenthesis optional) provided by Temp of neogaf forums
pt. 2

(._.) intimidated, sad, ashamed
($_$) money eyes; thinking about money ( also sometimes changeable to other currency symbols such as (ÂĄ_ÂĄ) )
(x_x) or (+_+) dead, exhausted or knocked out; giving up, lost, confused
(n_n) happy, pleased
(u_u) annoyance, sarcasm, sometimes disappointment
(9_9) rolling eyes
(e_e) mischief, distrust
(e_o) or (o_e) eye twitching
(*_*) star-struck
(",) smirk
("o) side shocked
(-.-)zzZ or -_-zzZ sleeping
(o)_(o) alternative for tired; sometimes used to illustrate crazed
;o; or ;O; crying loudly/shouting
T_T or TT_TT or Y_Y or TToTT exaggerated crying, so that the eyes are closed and tears stream down the face
I_I "What?", mellow  

[BlackNMild2k1]

Advanced Ascii Smiley Faces 101 - (parenthesis optional) provided by Temp of neogaf forums
pt. 3

(Ă´ Ă´) boy (sometimes also used to indicate surprise)
(ö ö) girl
(ó ò) surprised, scared
(ò ó) angry
(Ăł Ă´) quizzical or "Indeed" (designed to mimic Star Trek's Mr. Spock)
(?_?) annoyed, hiding frustration, dread
=^_^= blushing, or a cat face (mischievous)
-^_^- blushing
fO_o scratching head
^n_n^ catgirl or boy
d-_-b listening to music, labeling title afterwards
~~~~>_<~~~~ weeping horribly
<(^_^)>,(>^_^)>, etc. dancing, especially used to specifically show Kirby dancing
(>^_^)> <(^_^<) hugging
(>^(>O_o)> sexual intercourse, normally used to depict rape and/or anal sex (extensible)
( ~^_^)~ dancing
(9ò_ó)-o fighting, throwing a punch
/¯\_/°^_^°\_/¯\ Sailor Moon (extensible)
w-('u')-w Kilroy was here (extensible)

[Athrun Zala]

(*¬*) - drolling (like "OMG Super Mario Galaxy!!!!")
XD~ - same as above, extensible
(._.U) - embarrasment (not really used like this), more like "WTF?" or "WTF? is he/she serious?"
^_^; can be used as ^_^U, or ^_^Uu for being even more embarrased
XP - give up, fainted, dead
XD - laughing, extensible
>_> and <_< not only means that... practical example "Tell me! I won't tell anyone.... >_>....."
and (^_^) is extensible, longer meaning happier...


those are the ones I remember right now

[BlackNMild2k1]

Advanced Ascii Smiley Faces 101 - (parenthesis optional) provided by Temp of neogaf forums
pt. 4

p(^o^)q good luck
b(~_^)b thumbs-up
p(-_-)p thumbs-down
t(-_-t) or ,,l,(>.<,l,, flipping off
(^^ .)\\// giving the V-sign
m <(~_~)> m kitten
\m/>_<\m/ rockin' out
\,,/(^_^)\,,/ happy rockin'
(¬_¬)/ÂŻ "It's good... to go!"   <----- hehehe Taco Bell commercial
\0-0/ wearing glasses (nerd)
Q_Q or QQ 2 eyes crying.
ÂŻ\(o_Âş)/ÂŻ a shrug, confused misunderstanding
(?_-)o sleepy / rubbing eyes
? ?,..,? ? ghost
( ._.)ø writing
(._.) Sometimes used in place of (o.o); used as shock or confusion. (.-.) is just the upside down version of this emoticon
s('_^)-b Posing! Asian style!
o=('_'o) throwing a right jab!
(o'_'o) embarassed/pikachu!

[wandering]

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(o'_'o) embarassed/pikachu!

but what about the ears?

^   ^
(o'_'o) - PIKACHUUU! (edit: bah, no multiple spaces)

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Originally posted by: wandering
BTW, >< is the same as >_< right? It seems like I keep seeing >< here.

I believe that >< and ^^ etc are less cute versions of >_< and ^_^, yes.  

[wandering]

Thanks, wandering!

[wandering]

No problem.

[Ceric]

*pats Wandering on the back then ushers him to a remarkably white and soft room*