I find your definition of blasphemy alluring, but I must protest your definition of sacrilege.
Is it sacrilege to sacrifice one's own enjoyment by playing acclaimed games that are other system's exclusives in order to better appreciate the master? I'd gladly put myself through the hell of GTA 3: SA and Morrowind - The Elder Scrolls III just so I can understand the dark demonic forces at work against the one force of good I worship. Is it sacrilege to get pwnt in Halo and Halo 2 time after time so you can understand the mindset of mindless XBox lovers? Is it sacrilege to have suffered through hours upon hours of FF7, not even able to end your own misery because of the comatose state your mind is put in via that game, because you need to understand the enemy?
I didn't buy most of them, but played on my friend's systems, borrowed them, or spent hours watching other people play them. I even disliked or even hated all the above games to varying degrees, but as a Miyamoto fanboy I willingly subjected myself to them PRECISELY because my calling as a fanboy necessitated it.
You see, as one who yearns for deeper understanding of Miyamoto-do, I must first understand what he fights against. I must be able to understand and speak the daemonic 1337speek of Halo as if I am one them. I must be able to argue anime-derived drivel with RPGamers ably, for if I am left behind I cannot achieve success. I must be able to enter the mind of one who drives over hookers in GTA 3:SA, for only then will I know the depths of the beast that I seek to vanquish.
Sacrilege? I think not. Instead, playing games on other systems is a holy, truth-seeking, but hideous and near-fatal task that lies before any true Nintendo Fan.
... and I am not yet worthy.
~Carmine M. Red
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