Author Topic: I'm special (Read 11488 times)

MaryJane · « **on:** April 11, 2006, 12:10:02 PM »

Random thought:

If you could have one special power or attribute what would it be?

Mine: power: telepathy/telekinesis attribute: ever since watching the anime Escaflowne, I have wanted to have wings, huge friggin wings that i could fly with, and smack people with, and have sex in the air with, and yeah... i'd love to have wings.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #1 on:** April 11, 2006, 12:14:30 PM »

OKAY GUYS I'VE BEEN FORMULATING THIS ONE FOR A WHILE

My power would be as follows: I want to have the ability to transform into any fiction or nonfiction character form any form of media. I would not only look like them, but I would gain all of their special abilities and have access to any of their super cool items (BATARANGZ).

It is BEST wish because it encompasses EVERYTHING.

vudu · « **Reply #2 on:** April 11, 2006, 12:19:54 PM »

My power would be I could transform into KnowsNothing and then I could transform into anything he could, too. I win.

Wonder Twin powers, activate.

Zach · « **Reply #3 on:** April 11, 2006, 12:37:27 PM »

I would have the ability to steal other people's powers, That way I could steal KnowsNothing's power. I would have his power, and he would not, rendering him and vudu powerless, and I would have the ultimate transformation power.

MWAH HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #4 on:** April 11, 2006, 12:50:23 PM »

I would obviously be able to mix and match powers, so I'll just activate my "nup can't steal my powers" power and you'll all be DEAD. Who, you ask, has this sort of power? Why, everyone does! Since the average joe has no powers in the first place, nobody could steal them!

See, this sort of logic would work because I'd also be god.

MaryJane · « **Reply #5 on:** April 11, 2006, 12:56:35 PM »

I'd use my telepathy to make you my personal slave, and you wouldn't even realize i was controlling you, making you change into people i wanted to accomplish my devious goals! then i'd just fly lazily over the ocean watching dolphins get eaten by sharks.

IceCold · « **Reply #6 on:** April 11, 2006, 04:25:15 PM »

Either invisibility or teleportation..

TMW · « **Reply #7 on:** April 11, 2006, 04:28:58 PM »

I want the power to spontaneously cause anyone nearby to break into a song and dance number, including large groups.

They would all inherently know the song and dance routines, and would sing about anything I wanted them too.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #8 on:** April 11, 2006, 04:51:01 PM »

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I'd use my telepathy to make you my personal slave, and you wouldn't even realize i was controlling you, making you change into people i wanted to accomplish my devious goals!

Obviously that wouldn't work, let's be realistic.

ThePerm · « **Reply #9 on:** April 11, 2006, 05:19:46 PM »

i'd have the ability to travel to a dimention in which i controll omnipotantly. I'd invite knowsnothing to my dimention. Each month we would set up a different dimention. Which has its own rules and its own setup. We would then enter the world and see how we can change it.

For instance.

1 British Army vs me and KnowsNothing providing we have turned into Neo and Morpheus. During the American Revolution.
2 Me and KnowsNothing are at a 7-11 and then zombies attack.
3 Me and KnowsNothing in mideval times(europe), with science books, guns, dirt bikes, and samurai swords
4 Me and KnowsNothing in a real life RvierCity Ransom
5 Me and Knowsnothing helping Link to deeat Ganondorf in Ocarina of time(except were upstagin link...lol

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #10 on:** April 11, 2006, 05:25:17 PM »

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3 Me and KnowsNothing in mideval times(europe), with science books, guns, dirt bikes, and samurai swords

This is the greatest idea ever.

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 11, 2006, 05:37:33 PM »

The power to create doubles of any object. Crazy cash, mang.

Caliban · « **Reply #12 on:** April 11, 2006, 06:14:34 PM »

Immortality coupled with eternal youth. I know it might seem wierd but you all with your omnipotent powers will still be mortal, but I live, mwuhahahahahaha ha ha ha!

Pale · « **Reply #13 on:** April 11, 2006, 06:19:36 PM »

Somehow I think MaryJane's plan involves having KN turn into sexy super heroes, and have him do more than save the world...

You know he was thinking it...

wandering · « **Reply #14 on:** April 11, 2006, 06:41:03 PM »

The ability to open plastic electronics packaging without using scissors/injuring myself.

ThePerm · « **Reply #15 on:** April 11, 2006, 08:51:46 PM »

as omnipotent ruler of "the other dimention" I would create a character that knowsnothing could become that can travel between dimentions. I would create a pill that knowsnothing could take into our dimention that gives us imortality. I would also creeate a pill that cures cancer, aids, and all stds. That way we can all have wild crazy love making sessions.

6 create a gigantic orgy dimention , with nothing but attractive beautiful women. Knowsnothing could come too, because he's fun to play mario kart with. The dimention of course will be split in half. So we never have contact with each other.

TrueNerd · « **Reply #16 on:** April 11, 2006, 11:42:34 PM »

I'd settle for a real life tanooki suit. I could fly by wagging my tail (take that, laws of physics!) and if I was feeling introspective, BAM! I'm a statue.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 12, 2006, 12:12:34 AM »

My one power would be really simple yet extremely complex at the same time.

I call it "Imaginative Reality"

basically, if I can imagine it, it can become reality.

simple concept, complex idea. imagine.....

KDR_11k · « **Reply #18 on:** April 12, 2006, 01:40:13 AM »

I want to open cold ones with the diamond-thingy on my forehead.

Oh, wait, I don't have a diamond-thingy on my forehead. Um, guess I'll have to settle for super intelligence so I can build that maid/combat android girl I've always wanted. Or maybe two or three... You can never have enough android girls. Especially not when you're ordering them to conquer the world* for you. Yep. Can't conquer the world without 8 super powerful robots. Oh, and a fortress! One decorated with a big skull. And a doomsday device in orbit that turns pigeons into cinderblocks. Because I freaking hate pigeons.

*= Except for Rhode Island. Noone wants Rhode Island.

vudu · « **Reply #19 on:** April 12, 2006, 03:07:46 AM »

Do you even know where Rhode Island is or what it's like? Your comment seems kind of random.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #20 on:** April 12, 2006, 03:10:42 AM »

It's a reference to some sitcom whose english name I don't know. During one episode they say "available everywhere" quite often, each time amending "except for Rhode Island".

Dasmos · « **Reply #21 on:** April 12, 2006, 03:59:54 AM »

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Originally posted by: ThePerm
as omnipotent ruler of "the other dimention" I would create a character that knowsnothing could become that can travel between dimentions. I would create a pill that knowsnothing could take into our dimention that gives us imortality. I would also creeate a pill that cures cancer, aids, and all stds. That way we can all have wild crazy love making sessions.

6 create a gigantic orgy dimention , with nothing but attractive beautiful women. Knowsnothing could come too, because he's fun to play mario kart with. The dimention of course will be split in half. So we never have contact with each other.

I think the only power The Perm wants is the power to make KnowsNothing fall in love with him. He just didn't want to say it outright. I also want this power.

MaryJane · « **Reply #22 on:** April 12, 2006, 06:02:54 AM »

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Originally posted by: Pale
Somehow I think MaryJane's plan involves having KN turn into sexy super heroes, and have him do more than save the world...

You know he was thinking it...

i was wondering if anyone would catch on to that

Caliban · « **Reply #23 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:47:43 AM »

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Originally posted by: MaryJane
...and have sex in the air with, and yeah... i'd love to have wings.

You clearly said it in your first post lol.

ThePerm: even if you do an immortality pill, you and KN will have to take it frequently, you forget to take it one day and you lose immortality forever. And besides, you take an immortality pill and so you can't take an eternal youth pill 'cause they don't work together, you either take one or the other *insert evil laughter*!

ThePerm · « **Reply #24 on:** April 12, 2006, 08:04:57 AM »

caliban, its a one time pill...it alters your structure making you immortal for good. Then the problem is between you and me...there can be only one!

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Author Topic: I'm special (Read 11488 times)