The original has funny pictures but it's to small to read and to big of an image if scanned.
Iwata:
Great News! It’s E3!
Now for the announcement that will change your life.
I am now proud to announce “The Nintendo Home Suite”!
Ever had to turn off the oven or feed the dog during intense Game play?
With your Nintendo Revolution you could control all of these functions without leaving the safety and security of your living room.
With the Additional DS Adapter you have an expandable touch screen to control any number of NHS Compatible devices and remote capabilities.
Plus with the NCL the rev can have your whole home ready for your arrival. Lights on and temperature right.
Reggie:
As Iwata-same stated; We are very excited about this Blue Ocean opportunity.
We believe this will expand our market into even the corporate sector.
The “Nintendo Home Suite,” “Virtual Console,” and our Revolutionary controller are a Triforce of things that will propel Nintendo into the future!
<Queue DeLorean>
<Reggie and Iwata step in>
<waves>
<Drives off>
<Miyamoto walks in>
Miyamoto:
Nintendo is still focus on the game play experience.
With our wide range of 3rd party support, we are all excited about the future.
Now for the moment you all been waiting for.
I am pleased to announce my new IP “Banjo Master: Tales of the South”
Set in the United States Southeast, home of the Banjo, you will explore a vast land with a variety of rich people and culture.
This game will test your reasoning abilities and Banjo prowess while allowing you to explore the rich lore and history that comes from this young country.
As promised this game may be as mature or family friendly as you would like to play it.
<applause>
<Miyamoto Leaves>
SSB Rep:
SSBO is excellent. So beyond words that Nintendo has authorized me to show you this demo reel as the conclusion of this revolutionary presentation.
<Lights Dim>
<Demo Reel Starts>
<Everyone swears that the characters are actually on the stage fighting>
<Cheers erupt when Kid Icarus appears and peppers the competition>
<Boos come out when he’s turned into an eggplant>
<Shows pop ups of 8 people w/ different nationalities controlling 8 different characters>
<Camera fly-by of the characters watching a fight until it has zoomed into the fight itself and freezes the characters in the fight>
<Camera pans around frozen characters until the background goes to black with the characters showing off their exquisite detail>
“Are You Ready” (Shows up on the screen)
<Explodes the characters off as trophies>
SSBO Logo
<Lights Brightens>