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Offline Jonnyboy117

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But the biggest Revolution secret will not be revealed for a few more weeks (E3).

In his GDC Keynote speech today, Satoru Iwata said he wants Nintendo WiFi Connection to be like mySpace in terms of ease of use and popularity.  He also compared Revolution's Virtual Console service to iTunes and said that once other companies saw it, they jumped on board eagerly.  This claim was backed up by the announcement that Sega Genesis (Megadrive) and TurboGrafx games will be available for the Virtual Console, in addition to Nintendo's own games from NES, SNES, and N64.    


Although Nintendo's business practices, design philosophies, and devoted fanbase have long drawn comparisons to Apple from commentators, this is the first time Nintendo has favorably compared itself to the company.  In the past, Reggie Fils-Aime has briefly mentioned iPod sales being dwarfed by Game Boy Advance sales, though that was before iPod had its biggest quarter yet in Fall 2005.

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RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2006, 09:10:08 AM »
What, "We sell overpriced hardware and host badly written emo poetry"?

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RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2006, 09:11:14 AM »
Hahah, *insert another joke about emo kids on myspace*
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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2006, 09:14:49 AM »
I think they were trying to capitalize on the success aspects of the comparison.  Both are immensely successful.
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« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2006, 09:16:02 AM »
What is this "emo" I read alot on these forums? I'm serious, no joke.

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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2006, 09:16:28 AM »
Oh hawt, Genesis games on Rev =oo  I don't see how the Rev can be anything but the greatest console ever, k.
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« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2006, 09:18:05 AM »
Myspace would suggest some sort of uber Gamer card service ala XBLive, oh...to dream...

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« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2006, 09:18:35 AM »
Caliban: People who think being depressed, writing bad poems about their love of death and mutilating themselves is cool. Basically the whole "angsty teen" deal.

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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2006, 09:20:29 AM »
Oh, lol. lmao.

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RE: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2006, 09:22:58 AM »
I wrote a good emo lyric the other day ...

slit my wrists and watch the agony come pouring out

You're free to use that, if you want.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2006, 09:25:30 AM »
If an emo kid wanted to kill himself by slitting his wrists, wouldn't it be relief pouring out?
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« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2006, 09:27:48 AM »
My beef with emo is that usually what the person is depressed about is pretty minor.  If you're going to be depressed save it for something major like your spouse leaving you or a loved one dying or getting cancer or your house burning down.  Country singers sing about depressing stuff too but it's about their woman cheating on them and flipping their pickup truck.

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« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2006, 09:34:17 AM »
The irony in that post just picked up a chainsaw and cut my head off

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« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2006, 09:35:20 AM »
"The irony in that post just picked up a chainsaw and cut my head off"

Well, I don't write poems.

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« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2006, 09:36:34 AM »
You should. Haikus, too.
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« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2006, 09:37:21 AM »
You can flip my pickup truck...any day of the week...

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« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2006, 09:40:02 AM »
slit my wrist open
agony comes pouring out
bittersweet success
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2006, 10:03:40 AM »
Sega and Hudson
make virtual console games
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« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2006, 10:12:40 AM »
so many dumb people
it's nunchaku, not nunchuck
get it right, moron
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2006, 10:25:48 AM »
I write Haikus, yes,
But I've got so much more, yes,
I've also got pie.
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« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2006, 10:42:52 AM »
You can't just add yes at the end of every line in order to get the right amount of syllables.  It's cheating.  It's like throwing baby onto the end of a song lyric and then adding it to the end of the following lyric and saying they rhyme.

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Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2006, 10:58:04 AM »
Haiku is good for
Ev'ry post made in this thread
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« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2006, 11:09:59 AM »
Zelda and Sega
I loved the Iwataton
But where was Reggie?
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« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2006, 11:20:32 AM »
Everyone writing
Haikus, feel left out so I'll
Write a haiku too

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« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2006, 11:26:00 AM »
Vudu, I'm sorry,
You just don't understand it,
My haikus are great.
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