FEar not! I have compiled a list of some of the hilarity from the chat! Which was my whole reason for coming into this thread.

Some of it is my own quotes, so I'm biased, but oh well. By the way, it is a BITCH to copy/paste chat out of that thing.
Oh and Ian? I am just foolin'.

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Strell> Where is Reggie
Strell> Reggie would tear ass all over the palce
Kairon> Heck, at the very least repliacte the TGS trailers for us
Strell> ITS REVOLUTION TIME, BITCHES
TMW> haha. minute 59 "Oh, by the way, Revoltuions new name is ******" Buh bye
MysticGohan> lol
Zach> if anything new is coming, its probably saved for last
VariantX> hed probably come in...breathing fire
Strell> Oh MAN. Final name = NINTENDO REGGIELUTION, YES
Zach> we can only wait and see
Strell> NINTENDO. DON'T VALIDATE IAN. PLEASE.
Kairon> lol
MysticGohan> yea
PGC_Chat_3573> lol
Strell> SHOW US REVOLUTION STUFF.
MysticGohan> lol
Zach> lol
thame^> Iwata demonstrates Metroid Prime Hunters online, with three other lucky players!
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TMW> 15, by my clock
MarioPGC> Revolutoin is a non-system
Kairon> Ian validates himself
Strell> with fire.
Paladin> see, if online didn't exist he'd have more time to talk about Rev
Pale> hehe @ DaDoc
TMW> XD
MysticGohan> lol
Strell> YEA, ONLINE SUCKS
Paladin> online screws me over again
PGC_CHAT_1337> thank you, I am awesome
Strell> roflmao paladin
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Strell> that is quote of the day, easily
MarioPGC> 11:29: Iwata takes the stage.
TMW> ZERUDA
MarioPGC> MOMENT OF TRUTH?
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Pale> it's glorious
The3rdChildren> Xbox Live is a great service, in comparisson Nintendo wifi is pants.
TMW> DO IT
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PGC_Chat_3573> **holds breath**
Strell> Iwata> WATCH ME PLAY BRAIN AGE NOW! AGAIN!
VariantX> i like pants.
Kairon> But XBox Liev takes my money
TMW> XD
Jonnyboy117> 3rd, play Hunters
MysticGohan> lol
The3rdChildren> "MMM, I'LL JUST HAVE A SIP OF PEPSI" - Iwata.
Strell> Iwata> HAHA TAKE THAT NUMBERS! I SOOOOOOOO ADDED YOU UP WITHA MY MIND
Kairon> Dude, I'm sooo not getting my HW done in time for class
Strell> Iwata> NOW I NEED PEPSI TO ENERGIVE MY BRAIN! SUCH DISRUPTION!
TMW> DROP THE BOMB ON ME, IWATA SAMA
MarioPGC> Been drinkin too much Pepsi? Weight Training for Rev will help you burn it all off
The3rdChildren> It has to be.
MysticGohan> lol
BigJim> 11:29 AM PDT- Iwata explains how even grandmothers loves the DS, and talks about Tetris DS and New Super Mario Bros.. Audience claps upon seeing Mario. A new Zelda game is revealed for the DS, but uses an engine similar to Wind Waker.
Pale> i'm crying
Strell> roflmao mario!
Jonnyboy117> bombzaldroppen
CalibanJEAM> it's Zelda DS
Pale> WIND WAKER DS!
Strell> Paladin, I am afraid mario just got quote of the day
Pale> oh shits!
thame^> heehe
Kairon> YES1 DS has a fall title!
Strell> Zelda CURSED CANVAS
Kairon> lol
VariantX> ... kirby team migh ttake offense to that
thame^> press release
Strell> Miyamoto drinks 42 pepsis a day
MysticGohan> lol
DaDoc> BURNING RANGERS! FLY HIIIIIIIIIGH WITH GRACE AND PRIDE!
The3rdChildren> NOW, IN A TRIFORCE EFFORT BY SEGA, NINTENDO AND SOFT DRINK SUPERSTARS PEPSI. A NEW EXCITING GAME FOR THE DS. SONIC SUGAR RUSH.