Deguello had reached the pinacle of murderous rage. As mayor of Rio de Setembro, he had been in charge of essentially helping guide the votes to kill off the ninjas and pirates. When Phoenix and Judge Wapner died, he usurped both of their roles. Somewhere along the line, things went terribly wrong. The original Phoenix had been easily manipulated by Storm Snake and allowed many townie deaths, the Ronin decided to attack a random townie based on a hunch, and Piranha had changed Mario's vote that would have implicated a Ninja, but instead killed a townie.
When AnimeCyberRat was received at the jail, Deguello pulled out his pistol and seethed, "I am judge, jury, and exectutioner, DIE Mafia scum!" and fired 3 shots quickly killing Rat. "The court is done."
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Upon learning about Rat's death, Mystic Gohan, one of the last remaining Pirates, invited Deg over for dinner at his chateaux. He chuckled mischeivously at the prospect of killing the mayor of the town, especially with landmines. Before the invitation was sent, Gohan had surrounded his driveway with landmines, in hopes of the mayor's car driving on top of them.
Surprisingly, when Deg arrived, none of the landmines went off. He arrived safely. Perturbed, Gohan went to meet him at the walkway outside his chateaux. "Hello, Mr. Mayor, welcome to my humble home. Could I offer you a glass of milk, or perhaps some chewing gum?"
"Cut the small talk, Gohan, what did you call me here for?" Deg responded.
At that, Gohan snapped, he couldn't contain his true nature any longer, "ARR! I be a Pirate, matey, and you be a dead man!" With that he tackled Deg and they began to wrestle and trade blows. Slowly, during the fight, they edged closer and closer to the driveway until eventually Deg stepped on one of the active landmines.
From afar one could make out a bright red explosion as Deg and Mystic both got blown to bits.
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After going to Hell, Mystic met up with Bill.
"Hey, Gohan, you got Deg, good job! But wait. What are you doing here?"
"I ended up getting killed by my own devices."
"Really? What happened?"
"I set up a landmine and. . .wait, this was suicide. I was hiding! This was divine retribution! YOU! THIS IS YOUR FAULT! YOU TOLD ME TO HIDE YESTERDAY!"
"Hey, I didn't realize you'd hidden the day before, too!"
"You idiot! I'm going to kill you!"
"We're already dead!"
"No, I'm going to wipe you out of the afterworld!"
"Say what?!"
Mystic Gohan suddenly sat down, closed his eyes, and started chanting some strange and exotic Mantra. When he opened them again, Bill was gone, wiped out from existance completely.
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Deguello was stuck in purgatory, his head buried in his hands. "Oh man. I can't believe Rat was a townie.
When Deguello lifted his head up, he saw that sitting with him at his table was Stevey and CyberRat.
Stevey said, "We may as well get comfy, I understand the three of us are here for the next millennium."
Deguello dropped to his knees, held his hands up in the air, and looked skyward screaming, "NOOOOOOOOO!"
This is the last day of voting.
Topic: Mafia III: Endgame (Read 14085 times)
