TheYoungerPlumber locked the front door to his party supply shop and turned the sign to "FIM." Sweat dripped from his forehead as he slowly walked behind the counter and through a door labeled "Empregados somente." On his desk lay an old Pentium 1. He pushed the power button.
"Goddamn Windows 3.11 for Workgroups!" he cursed. After three blue screens and a system freeze, he managed to open a folder named "investigations."
Suddenly he heard the store's glass door shatter. The poor cop understood what this meant and quickly opened up his email client.
"And what might you be doing, mister party supply salesman?" Before he knew it, TYP found cold steel under his neck. "You should be honored: you will be my final victim!"
"How did you ge--very well, make it quick," said the undercover cop, who had posed as a plumber selling party supplies.
But just as the ninja made his move, TYP spun in his computer chair around crying, "Wheee!" Being a ninja, Storm Snake was unfamiliar with such newfangled furniture and thus caught off guard. Blood from the unclean cut gushed from TYP's cheek and forehead, but he was conscious. In his split second of refuge the heroic detective grabbed his mouse and clicked the send button.
"Go, go Gadget memorial service!" the detective exclaimed as Uncle Bob's sword slid through his heart.
The next day the following message was posted in the town square:
Dear Mayor,
I figured UncleBob might kill me tonight to silence my cleverness, so I wrote this email in advance, just in case. Although I cannot be certain, as I did not have time to run investigations, it is my belief that Infernal Monkey is a pirate. Here are my thoughts:
Day 1: Didn't vote
Day 2: Voted stevey (Wright)
Day 3: Didn't vote
Day 4: Voted MaryJane (Ronin) instead of Ty.
Day 5: Didn't vote
Day 6: Voted for UncleBob (a ninja).
Please forward my words to the good people of Rio de Setembrio. It was an honor to serve you and this town, sir.
- Senhor Policia, Head of DUR
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After receiving such a shocking email and sharing it with the new Phoenix Wright and Judge Wapner, Uncle Bob was unanimously found as guilty.
Another concern had been on the minds of the city authorities and before Uncle Bob was put to death, the head of the guards asked him, "How have you, KnowsNothing, and the Ronin been able to attack others when you were in jail?"
Storm Snake smiled slyly, "Corruption, like flattery, will get you everywhere."
With that, Storm Snake, was placed on the guillotine. But since UncleBob was such a powerful and wiley Ninja, they wanted to be damn sure he was dead. So they'd placed the guillotine in a gas chamber, hooked him up to electric leads, and gave him an IV to allow for lethal injection.
Afterward, UncleBob--Storm Snake--wasn't just dead, he was super extreme happy fun dead.
The email was written by TYP well before his death. I allowed him to incorporate it in his story because he was planning on posting it last night, but in this case, it allowed for greater dramatic weight. I will say this, if you vote for Infernal Monkey, you do so at your own risk. This is NOT a revelation.
Also, only suspicions should be posted in these threads. Do NOT rat out your team or give the implication that you are ratting out your team.
Topic: Mafia III: Day Seven (Read 3788 times)
