Phoenix Wright refused to defend Stabby. He considered it for a moment, then decided he'd rather go to the nudie bar instead. He needed to take his mind off of things, and--who knows?--maybe Stabby wasn't innocent anyway.
Judge Wapner was well prepared to declare Stabby as not guilty, but since Phoenix refused to defend him, the trial never began. And rules being rules, Stabby was taken to the local guillotine/arcade. Stabby was offered a few last words:
"OMG! So KAWAII!"
With that, the townie's head was sliced off. And not smoothly. Despite the guillotine's sharp blade, it need to be retracted and brought down three times before Stabby's head finally came off.
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Regardless of the violent goings-ons of Rio de Setembro, Mario was enjoying his vacation immensely. The women, the churrasca, the caipirinha, everything was just wonderful. And, luckily for Mario, his short townie life was about to end on a high note.
KnowsNothing was so relieved that the court found him innocent, that he decided his next killing would be less Ninja and more Pirate. As the bartender of the luxurious Muleca hotel, he was able to place a sedative in Mario's drink. When Mario got up to head to his room, KnowsNothing intercepted him. Grabbed him and in a bold and daring move, stole the Pirates' ship, and set sail into the Atlantic.
After a few hours, he woke up Mario.
"Huh, what? Where am I?"
"Yer about ter walk tha plank, matey!"
Still inebriated, Mario responded, "Okay, cool. Sounds good."
KnowsNothing proceeded to tie Mario's hands behind his back and blindfolded him.
"Walk yer paces."
"Ok."
With a plop, Mario fell into the sea. The cool water quickly took him out of his inebriated state. When he bouyed back up, he yelled out, "Wait, where am I? What's happening to me?"
And as if in response, a shark quickly grabbed his body and brought him under to snack on.
"That was a good kill, KN, one fer them books," came a voice behind KN.
KN turned quickly with his katana drawn, but the mysterious Pirate behind him was prepared and parried KN's lunge. With that, their sword battle began.
"You were stupid not to check the cabin KN. Now you have ter die. Alas, if I weren't a Pirate, I would be a hero."
"You can't kill me! I'm the only Ninja-Pirate in the land. I'm invincible!"
"You're a diluted mess, KN. You've fergotten what 'tis to be a pirate."
KN had never been caught by surprise, his years of training were failing him. The Pirate quickly gained the upper hand in the battle and KN began to feel fear and his own impending mortality.
"Never betray yer brothers, KnowsNothing." With that, the pirate brought his sword around his right which KN easily blocked, but then the pirate ducked down, and swept KN's legs. As KN toppled, the Pirate swung at KN's wrist, forcing him to drop his katana.
The pirate then fiercely brought down his saber, and KnowsNothing's reign of terror was ended.