Quote
Seriously, it's one of those things where you say to yourself, "Yeah, I'm sure I didn't win." then five minutes later, "But I wonder...if they've updated yet. I'll go check..."
I'm in the same place.
I
never win these things, so I'm kind of in 'no way to win mode...I'm just checking the front page every 2 minutes to see what other people beat me with.' But then I'm like, 'well, I can't go in assuming I'll win, that'll jynx it and then I really won't.' And then I'm like, 'Well, I shouldn't have a glimmer of hope only to have it crushed!'
And then I'm like, 'Come on, Wandering, there are
seven winners,
of course I'm one of them!'
'are you kidding Wandering? Do you have any idea how elaborate all of the other entries are? These people worked
months on their entries, you don't have a chance!'
'Well, listen, can't you just...'
'No! Shut up!'
'Well I just...'
'Shut the hell up!'
'If you keep yelling at me I'll hurt you again! I'll hit you over the head with a baseball bat just like last time!'
'DO it! Come on you bastard!'
'Stop it! Leave me alone!'
'You
need me, Wandering, I'm the only one who's ever loved you. The only one who can ever help you.'
'I know.'
'Come on, let's have fun with model airplane glue together.'
'Okay.'