Author Topic: forum-based death game* (Read 23931 times)

wandering · « **on:** January 30, 2006, 12:38:16 AM »

Here's a fun game I used to play with my friends as a kid.

One person names a seemingly-innoucous object. The next person describes how you could use this object to kill an unrestrained person. Then they name a new object. Okay? Ready?

The object is: Nintendo DS.

*please note that participating in this game in any way may result in your phone getting tapped by the NSA. But that's part of the fun!

Pryopizm · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2006, 02:47:18 AM »

Voodoo. I'd cast a spell on someone and use the Touchscreen as an interactive voodoo doll. I'd eventually kill him by drawing a sword and stabbing the brain.

Next object: cow tongue

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2006, 06:26:11 AM »

suffocation. I would kick them in the nutz and when they opened their mouth I would shove the cow tongue in. I would then slam their mouth shut and tape it up with duct tape then pinch their nose, forcing them to swallow.

new object: my left shoe

ShyGuy · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2006, 06:55:33 AM »

Hmm Throws the Left Shoe..
Austin Powers: "That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!"

*Proceeds to beat to death with the shoe

new object: roll of toliet paper

ThePerm · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2006, 07:40:40 AM »

paper-cut someone over and over until theres nothing left

object is a wavebird.

wandering · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2006, 04:04:40 PM »

While my victim wasn't around, I'd start up Wind Waker and move link to a location without ambient music or noise. Then I'd turn up the volume really loud, and then I'd hide. Then, when my victim approached, I'd make Link go "Yaah!" to startle him.

Then I'd jump out of the shadows, beat my victim over the head with the wavebird til he was knocked out, and then twist the wavebird til it split in 2. And then I'd shove the wavebird parts down my victims throat. isn't this fun?

next item: pocket lint.

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2006, 04:30:28 PM »

I'd pump my victim full of pocket lint until it absorbed all of the blood in his body. Then, without blood to carry oxygen and such throughout his body, he'd die. (Note: You didn't say how much)

Next Item: Gummi Bears

Pryopizm · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2006, 05:49:46 PM »

I'd melt the Gummi Bears and inject them intravenously into a diabetic.

Next item: a pretty kitty

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 30, 2006, 05:54:01 PM »

First I would cover the victim in catnip, thats to acctract the cat. Then when the cat was all over the victim I would make a loud noise and spray the cat with water. that would cause th cat to freak out and claw the victim to death.

next item: a bar of soap

animecyberrat · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2006, 06:31:28 PM »

this sounds liek fun can I play ok good I would run the soap all over the floor at the top of a really tall stair case. and lead them into the sopt where they would slip to their death

Ok next item a "rubber"

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2006, 06:43:59 PM »

takes out a needle and pokes holes all over your rubbers. sends you out into a "known" neighborhood for some "safe" sex

next item: styrofoam cup

ThePerm · « **Reply #11 on:** January 30, 2006, 06:59:12 PM »

takes a bag of styrofoam cups and chops it up in a blender until they are an extremely fine and powedery consistancty and then spray the air in a lunchroom, people inhale the particles and it suffoates them.

Item: Ear Muffs

animecyberrat · « **Reply #12 on:** January 30, 2006, 07:06:49 PM »

wraps ear muffs around throat and hangs person from ceiling fan.

next item

Cell Phone

IceCold · « **Reply #13 on:** January 30, 2006, 08:04:32 PM »

Have Dr Laura call them..

Next item.. Blade of Grass

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 30, 2006, 09:10:29 PM »

takes blade of grass and holds each end tightly between first finger and thumb. Puts blade of grass up to my lips and blows, making a excruciatingly high pitched noise that drives you crazy and makes you disoriented. You then step out into traffic and BLAM!!! you're hit by a MAC truck.

next item: cellophane from a singe pack of cigarettes

ShyGuy · « **Reply #15 on:** January 31, 2006, 06:56:16 AM »

Extract trace amounts of nicotine from cellophane wrapper and inject directly into victims heart.

Next Item: Smith and Wesson .45 with a full clip

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 31, 2006, 07:04:55 AM »

You're supposed to use a seemingly harmless weapon, but lets see how this goes....

I take the gun and point it his head and pull the trigger
*miss-fire*
*miss-fire*
*miss-fire*
realize that the firing pin is gone.
so I eject the clip from the gun and pistol whip the victim until they are unconscious
I then make them swallow all the bullets from the clip, then I aim a microwave emitter at his stomach until it heats up the bullets enough to expolde.

next item: a drinking straw

ShyGuy · « **Reply #17 on:** January 31, 2006, 07:29:49 AM »

Twist drinking straw into a sharp point, insert into victim's ear with a downward thrusting motion. Repeat.

Let's come up with some really innocuous...

next item: soap bubble, floating in the air.

wandering · « **Reply #18 on:** January 31, 2006, 08:18:32 AM »

I see 2 possibilities.

1: You manufacture a poisoned soap bubble. But ShyGuy implied that the soap bubble was found already floating, so that's no good.

2. You use the soap bubble as a distraction. For example, you might cup the soap bubble in your hand, beckon your victim to take a close look, and then hit him. Hard. Or you might blow it in a conveinent direction so that your victim turns his back to you, and then hit him. Hard.

....Now, you might argue that in scenario 2, your arms are doing the killing more than the soap bubble. But actually, as long as we don't have autonomous killing robots, objects don't kill so much as they increase your power to kill, which they can do to varying degrees. And since a soap bubble can do it to some degree, I think it counts.

What's that? I should stop being philosophical and start being funny? Sorry.

Okay, next item: desk fan.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 31, 2006, 09:00:25 AM »

I blindfold the victim and then tell them to talk into the fan(to make that funny robot voice). Next i throw pepper into the fan(its a metal fan by the way and the cover is off), wait for the sneeze and make sure I have on plastic coverings.

next item: box of crackers

Arbok · « **Reply #20 on:** January 31, 2006, 09:14:51 AM »

Take out the crackers and place them in a line leading off a cliff, then follow it up with a quick kick to seal the deal.

next item: 2 inch strain of hair

stevey · « **Reply #21 on:** January 31, 2006, 10:52:44 AM »

Take the hair and puts it in a guys brain to cause him to have a blood clot and die.

Next item: the corpse I just killed.

Zach · « **Reply #22 on:** January 31, 2006, 11:15:42 AM »

(very weird stevey) Place corpse in median of highway, wait for someone to try to run across to help the person, then splat them with my car (thats what they get for being a good person)

next item: a spoon

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #23 on:** January 31, 2006, 11:28:10 AM »

See, that shouldn't work. You're killing the dude with your car, not the corpse, you could have killed him even without the corpse. This games sucks.

Zach · « **Reply #24 on:** January 31, 2006, 12:04:57 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: wandering
....Now, you might argue that in scenario 2, your arms are doing the killing more than the soap bubble. But actually, as long as we don't have autonomous killing robots, objects don't kill so much as they increase your power to kill, which they can do to varying degrees. And since a soap bubble can do it to some degree, I think it counts.

Thats from the guy who started this game, so dont complain about his rules

But if you insist:

Takes the corpse, cuts it open, and shoves KN's head in, KN drowns in the corpse (happy now?)
j/k

NEXT ITEM: A SPOON!

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Author Topic: forum-based death game* (Read 23931 times)