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Stay away from Russian Squirrels
« on: December 02, 2005, 12:06:27 AM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm


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Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'


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They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.


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"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.
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RE: Stay away from Russian Squirrels
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2005, 01:36:32 AM »
Damn, dude...  If you can't trust the squirrels, who the hell can you trust?
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RE: Stay away from Russian Squirrels
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2005, 02:40:36 AM »
Now I have this fear of getting Animal Crossing... ;_;
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RE: Stay away from Russian Squirrels
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2005, 06:04:06 AM »
Totally heard about this last night, I was like why can't my squirrels be like that.  I had a pet squirrel once, but all it did was be cute and crawl in people's hair.  Not nearly vicious enough.

I did see a squirrel fall out of a tree once, right into the middle of the road.  I'd never seen a squirrel fall before.

Anyway, I think I'm going to go nominate Russian squirrels for the worldwide Fist award.
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RE:Stay away from Russian Squirrels
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2005, 06:32:15 AM »
IN SOVIET RUSSIA,


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RE: Stay away from Russian Squirrels
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2005, 08:38:40 AM »
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I did see a squirrel fall out of a tree once, right into the middle of the road. I'd never seen a squirrel fall before.

There was a spell around here where we found like four dead squirrels around the bases of trees, it was hilarious!  I saw one fall too, quite exciting.

Dave Barry's blog (which I haven't visited in forever) contains mostly links to hilarious news articles, and terrorist squirrels were a reccurring theme.  You wouldn't believe some of the stories I found there.  I can't remember any of them, but they were amazing for real.
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RE: Stay away from Russian Squirrels
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2005, 09:57:05 AM »
It's Russia's new warfare technology in action.

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RE: Stay away from Russian Squirrels
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2005, 10:21:32 AM »
Russia can't beat out armed anit-terrorist dolphins, we still win.
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RE: Stay away from Russian Squirrels
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2005, 10:31:49 AM »
Squirrels don't swim, you lose.

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RE: Stay away from Russian Squirrels
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2005, 11:21:05 AM »
your joking right ... right...
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RE: Stay away from Russian Squirrels
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2005, 11:36:18 AM »
FACT: ANTI-TERRORIST DOLPHINS > DOG EATING SQUIRRELS

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RE: Stay away from Russian Squirrels
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2005, 06:58:49 PM »
Man that story is nuts
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RE:Stay away from Russian Squirrels
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2005, 08:47:02 PM »
Gotta stop drinking the antifreeze...
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RE: Stay away from Russian Squirrels
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2005, 10:35:21 PM »
heh, think we should call this "Ty's Asylum" has a certain flair for the dramatic.... don'tcha think...?
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RE:Stay away from Russian Squirrels
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2005, 09:53:49 AM »
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...SQUIRREL EATS YOU!"

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RE: Stay away from Russian Squirrels
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2005, 10:44:01 PM »
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Re: Stay away from Russian Squirrels
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2015, 11:59:30 PM »
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