Author Topic: Handheld Gamers = Better Lovers? (Read 16823 times)

Bloodworth · « **on:** December 01, 2005, 05:05:58 PM »

This is a real press release I was e-mailed.

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Get to grips with your console and be a better lover

Men that play with hand held consoles are hotter between the sheets, PeerClix says.

21 October 2005: London. Peerclix, providers of free PSP’s at www.peerclixpsp.co.uk today announced that men who play with hand held games consoles make better lovers.

Dani, a model from Ultimate Models agency, last week said: “My boyfriend used to come with me to all my shoots to keep an eye on the photographers. I gave him a console to play on, and a couple of weeks later, I could really tell the difference in how handy he’d become between the sheets. I let all my girlfriends know and then told them they could get a free PSP so that have the same happy glow as me!”

Internet beauty Loli agreed: "Since my boyfriend started playing with his on the way to work in the morning he has got much better with his hands."

Her curvy friend Paige was equally as enthusiastic: "I can’t wait to get my man a free console to practice playing with buttons. It should build up the muscles in his fingers a treat, and I might even try it myself!"

A spokesperson for PeerClix said: “I am very glad that Peerclix is playing a part in keeping these ladies happy!”

Free consoles to keep your fingers nimble are available at www.peerclixpsp.co.uk

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #1 on:** December 01, 2005, 05:26:01 PM »

Internet beauty Loli agreed: "Since my boyfriend started playing with his on the way to work in the morning he has got much better with his hands."

Ahahahahaha, oh wait, is this supposed to be SERIOUS?

Mario · « **Reply #2 on:** December 01, 2005, 05:27:53 PM »

I can confirm this.

IceCold · « **Reply #3 on:** December 01, 2005, 06:10:18 PM »

Pushing all the right buttons, right?

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #4 on:** December 01, 2005, 06:19:42 PM »

Things go bad when there's dead pixels.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #5 on:** December 01, 2005, 07:04:26 PM »

I now realize this must have to do with the guys watching porn UMDs...

vudu · « **Reply #6 on:** December 02, 2005, 07:31:47 AM »

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Internet beauty Loli agreed: "Since my boyfriend started playing with his on the way to work in the morning he has got much better with his hands--so good in fact, he no longer needs me."

ThePerm · « **Reply #7 on:** December 02, 2005, 07:40:42 AM »

iv been playing games for years...i live with my girlfriend...im not any better at foreplay. Though she gets all crazy when we play mario party...but i need to get 7 or something. She's getting tired of 5.

Caliban · « **Reply #8 on:** December 02, 2005, 09:59:53 AM »

FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU! Excellent!

RABicle · « **Reply #9 on:** December 03, 2005, 04:29:29 AM »

So who visited this site straight away then? I know I did.

nickmitch · « **Reply #10 on:** December 03, 2005, 06:40:41 AM »

I think I'll start playing my DS out in public now. . .

stevey · « **Reply #11 on:** December 03, 2005, 06:57:39 AM »

" I gave him a console to play on, and a couple of weeks later, I could really tell the difference in how handy he’d become between the sheets. I let all my girlfriends know and then told them they could get a free PSP so that have the same happy glow as me!”"

Translation: psp=wang replacement

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #12 on:** December 05, 2005, 04:46:59 AM »

Nobody who owns a PSP will ever touch a girl

ThePerm · « **Reply #13 on:** December 05, 2005, 07:43:40 AM »

the truth is the guy really had a ds..she's just a stupid bimbo who can't telll which is which. Of course someone with a ds would be better in bed..."touching is good" afterall

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #14 on:** December 05, 2005, 07:49:48 AM »

Nobody who owns a DS will ever touch a girl

JonLeung · « **Reply #15 on:** December 05, 2005, 07:58:22 AM »

Nintendogs picks up chicks.

Well, maybe, maybe not. But before that came out I remember people claiming a PSP was more of a chick magnet than the DS. Yeah, right. No gaming system would ever be, but certainly not the PSP more than a DS equipped with cute puppies.

I suppose there ARE geeky gamer girls, yes, but really, this press release won't be taken seriously by anybody.

ThePerm · « **Reply #16 on:** December 05, 2005, 08:02:42 AM »

i touch MY girl every day

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #17 on:** December 05, 2005, 08:18:36 AM »

The only chick magnet is the hip and trendy N-Gage. Maybe I can find the magazine ad that had the kid in a ski cap, sitting on a skateboard in front of a sports car playing his N-Gage if you're still not convinced

PIAC · « **Reply #18 on:** December 05, 2005, 03:54:49 PM »

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Originally posted by: ThePerm
i touch MY girl every day

GIRLFRIENDS ON THE INTERNET.

Mario · « **Reply #19 on:** December 05, 2005, 04:54:58 PM »

I touch my girl every day too

yeah baby

Caliban · « **Reply #20 on:** December 05, 2005, 05:06:56 PM »

Well I had one a year ago (she was some kind of geek), now I want to touch another one (definitely not a geek). Joking apart, touching a Fem is much different then touching a DS, if you touch the wrong spot you might not get another chance while the DS is very whorey(sp?) in that respect.

wandering · « **Reply #21 on:** December 17, 2005, 10:46:49 PM »

whale

Fatty The Hutt · « **Reply #22 on:** August 31, 2012, 12:27:01 PM »

Quote from: Mario on December 05, 2005, 04:54:58 PM

I touch my girl every day too

yeah baby

She's fat.

(that's hawt)

ShyGuy · « **Reply #23 on:** August 31, 2012, 12:31:42 PM »

Look how awesome the poster lineup in this thread was. This place has really gone downhill.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #24 on:** August 31, 2012, 12:46:27 PM »

That's a damn shame. Maybe if Nintendo released video games, this site could attract more people. Or just replace all of the existing posters with me.

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Author Topic: Handheld Gamers = Better Lovers? (Read 16823 times)