Topic: Text Messages That I Recieved

[BlackNMild2k1]

If you have recieved a text message funny or f#(ked up, post it here

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If the Indians would
have killed a cat
instead of a turkey,
we'd all be eating pussy
for thanksgiving.

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Since I don't have any of your cell phone #'s
consider this a text messsage you just recieved      

[BlackNMild2k1]

I just found out
that someone you
used to mess with
has aids. But don't
sweat it because I
just saved a ton
of money on my
car insurance by
switching to Geico!

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I found this one funny even thought it scared me for about 2 seconds
I also got a few angry return messages, but they forgave me when they realized it was a joke

[BlackNMild2k1]

In a recent
survey 99% of
homosexual check
their messages with
their thumb. It's
too late, don't try
to switch now.

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makes more sense when you are reading
this on your cell phone

[S-U-P-E-R]

DONT TRIP
U LUV HER?

[King of Twitch]

I get lots of funny voice mails sometimes, since I have the default generic voicemail greeting. I save them to laugh at later. I also get lots of far-off area codes in my missed calls list.

[nickmitch]

Sad, but true:

I once met this hoe named Katrina
The bitch was so bad you should've seen her
She blew in to town
Tore all my sh!t down
And now I'm f*cking with FEMA

[couchmonkey]

I use carrier pigeons.

[wandering]

though

[BlackNMild2k1]

Is it just me or do
you love it when
they go down on
you, but when you
feel it getting good
they go back up?
Damn gas prices!!

[Plugabugz]

<+447mobile number here>
You have 40 missed calls from the above caller.

[BlackNMild2k1]

I read smoking was
bad, I quit smoking,
I read drinking was
bad, I quit drinking,
I read f#cking was
bad, I quit reading.

[18 Days]

Sometimes for fun I send messages like "Hey Robbo we're meating at Dave's place at 3" to numbers I see scrawled on bathroom walls.

[BlackNMild2k1]

All the women in
Iraq have shaved
thier vaginas in
protest of the war.
Their message to
the world is....
"Read our lips. No
more Bush!"

[MysticGohan]

lol, good stuff

[nickmitch]

My friend Emmit is freaking weird.
WARNING! This may be offensive and get me banned.

Man, I wann f**** the mexican chick that works at the Rx but I'm afraid that she'll get prgnant if she so much as learns my name.

[Khushrenada]

though

I've