Author Topic: Befriend for Life, Throw off a Cliff, and Have Sex With (Read 6948 times)

Spak-Spang · « **on:** November 15, 2005, 04:10:57 AM »

Ok.

Here is the game. List three people...then next poster will decide which of those people they will befriend for life, throw off a cliff, and have sex with.

Example:

George Bush, Dick Chaney, Bill Clinton

I would umm...

Have sex with Bill, because he probably knows what he is doing.
Befriend Bush...so atleast he will never go to war with me.
Throw Dick Chaney off a cliff, because everybody hates him.

Alright.

First up:

ALF, ET, or a Wookee

wandering · « **Reply #1 on:** November 15, 2005, 05:39:26 AM »

Oh, I'd probably befriend Alf....because he's an okay guy, I don't care what anyone says. I'd probably throw ET off a cliff....because he could probably just heal himself and would come out okay. And I'd have sex with the wookie....because.

Next up: Gary Sinise, Michael Moore, and the Borg Queen.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #2 on:** November 15, 2005, 05:42:21 AM »

You seem to be lost, here is the forum you are looking for

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #3 on:** November 15, 2005, 06:38:43 AM »

Ok.

Throw Michael Moore off a cliff.
Have sex with the Borg Queen (at least she is part female)
Befriend Gary Sinise

Ok. Here is an easier one:

Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, or Jesse Jackson

(Hey there is somewhat a theme there.)

nickmitch · « **Reply #4 on:** November 15, 2005, 12:41:50 PM »

Have sex with Jessica Simpson.
Befriend Jesse Jackson.
Throw Jessica Alba off a cliff.

Next up: Seth McFarlen, Toad McFarlen and a totodile.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #5 on:** November 15, 2005, 01:32:52 PM »

Now get kirby killer in here and we'll have the whole unfunny poster circle jerk

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #6 on:** November 15, 2005, 03:25:37 PM »

I throw Alfred Lord Tennyson off a cliff.

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #7 on:** November 15, 2005, 04:35:53 PM »

Throw Tod McFarlen off a cliff
Have sex with the Tododile

and Befriend Seth McFarlin

Ok
Planet Gamecube Forum posters:
Ian_Sane, S-U-P-E-R, and Bill Aurion

wandering · « **Reply #8 on:** November 16, 2005, 02:19:25 AM »

haha. I shouldn't touch this, but I will anyway.

I'd throw s-u-p-e-r off the cliff, for implying that I'm not funny. I'd have six with Bill, because he'd probably be good at it, what with all the hentai watching. And I'd befriend Ian.

Next up: Condi Rice, Hillary Clinton, and Cruella DeVille.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #9 on:** November 16, 2005, 07:52:49 AM »

actually i was referring to the all-star team that is kkd, tvman, and spak spang but I hear they are recruiting

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #10 on:** November 16, 2005, 07:56:30 AM »

I would definately throw me off the cliff.

Bloodworth · « **Reply #11 on:** November 16, 2005, 08:54:37 AM »

Hey, this place is for TEH FUNNIES. Not the respond if this person's really your friend junk that I delete in my e-mail

wandering · « **Reply #12 on:** November 16, 2005, 09:47:37 AM »

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actually i was referring to the all-star team that is kkd, tvman, and spak spang but I hear they are recruiting

oh. Okay then. I feel slightly less insecure about my sense of humor now. Sorry about the whole throwing you off a cliff thing.

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Hey, this place is for TEH FUNNIES. Not the respond if this person's really your friend junk that I delete in my e-mail

Sigh. Fine, I'll derail the thread already.

So, um, rice pudding. Do you, [insert your name here], generally a) befriend rice pudding, b) throw rice pudding off a cliff, c) have sex with rice pudding, Or d) all of the above?

Bloodworth · « **Reply #13 on:** November 16, 2005, 09:54:49 AM »

throw rice pudding off a cliff onto someone having sex

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #14 on:** November 16, 2005, 11:06:51 AM »

I'd befriend the pudding, then when it least suspects it, SEX. While falling off a cliff. I think it'll break my fall or bones, one of those.

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #15 on:** November 16, 2005, 04:16:07 PM »

I'd befriend the cliff and throw the sex off the Gary Sinise.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #16 on:** November 16, 2005, 08:04:29 PM »

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Originally posted by: S-U-P-E-R
You seem to be lost, here is the forum you are looking for

goldmine...

Sintius Kraitos!Wrote:
"Rev and Ps3 are gonna dominate in next-gen gaming. I mean come on "the Xbox-360 is going to replace your computer" Who needs that? I mean that's why you got a computer. The Xbox 360 does too much, it's gonna flunk out..."

"When you want a super computer, you buy a comp, when you want a gaming system you buy a Playstation. Xbox will probably do a crappy job of mixing both..."

JulianWrote:
Kid are you f---in"g" stupid? The ps3 alone does just as f---in"g" much as the 360 you f---in"g" moron, get your f---"i"n"g" facts straight.When the ps2 came out sony called it a super computer.Sony is known for their cheaply made products..."

"SO GET YOUR F---"i"N"g" FACTS STRAIGHT YOU IGNORANTS F---."

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #17 on:** November 17, 2005, 09:09:10 AM »

I would hae sex with Sintius Kraitos!, throw Julian off a cliff, and befriend the goldmine.

wandering · « **Reply #18 on:** December 17, 2005, 11:55:50 PM »

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