Author Topic: Yo Momma (Read 11682 times)

Jonnyboy117 · « **on:** November 13, 2005, 10:45:11 AM »

Uh-oh.

Bloodworth · « **Reply #1 on:** November 13, 2005, 10:47:30 AM »

whatchu talkin bout Willis?

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #2 on:** November 13, 2005, 10:49:00 AM »

catchphrase

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 13, 2005, 11:42:02 AM »

Soylent Green is made of PEOPLE!

Jonnyboy117 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 13, 2005, 12:15:30 PM »

Don't y'all know anything about dissin' and snappin'? Okay, I'll get it started.

Yo mama's got a glass leg with Kool-Aid in it.

Jonnyboy117 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 13, 2005, 12:18:28 PM »

Street Snaps - One of the funniest DVDs ever, but inconsistent and the judges are morons. They did end up picking the funniest guy to win, though, despite some people getting shafted in earlier rounds. One of the best parts is a female snapper talking about how tough she is, and then when she goes into a head-to-head match, he rails on her so bad that she starts crying because he makes fun of her teeth. The overall champion looks like Tupac with braces, and his name is Jonathan, so I feel a special connection to him. The final match is between him and this 50-year-old crack addict, and they're both so good that they can barely keep the match going because they keep laughing at each other's snaps.

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 13, 2005, 12:21:41 PM »

Yo Mama's so fat, they had to cut her foot off.

No good?

IceCold · « **Reply #7 on:** November 13, 2005, 01:11:03 PM »

You're so poor, I stepped on a ciagrette and Yo Mama said, "There goes the family heater!"

Replace "cigarette" with "ant" and replace "heater" with "pet" and another joke custom made!

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #8 on:** November 13, 2005, 01:12:39 PM »

replace ant with duck and pet with duck

IceCold · « **Reply #9 on:** November 13, 2005, 01:17:44 PM »

Replace duck with KnowsNothing and duck with "oh wait, that isn't much of a loss"

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #10 on:** November 13, 2005, 01:23:30 PM »

You bitch.

IceCold · « **Reply #11 on:** November 13, 2005, 01:46:15 PM »

Sorry, didn't read your sig.

Oh, wait...

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #12 on:** November 13, 2005, 02:07:01 PM »

owate

"You're so poor, I stepped on a oh wait, that isn't much of a loss and Yo Mama said, "There goes the family KnowsNothing!"

So pathetic, you can even describe directions on how to form an insult correctly.

couchmonkey · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2005, 06:21:55 AM »

Yo Mama is so old, they send a hearse when she calls 911.

ThePerm · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2005, 02:28:26 PM »

yo mamma is so hairy even a dog wont hump her leg

wandering · « **Reply #15 on:** November 14, 2005, 04:03:28 PM »

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb at yo mamma's house?
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the rest to get eaten by yo mamma.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #16 on:** November 14, 2005, 04:13:19 PM »

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Green. Four to melt the tin pants and six to put the girraffe on top of the metal tree.

it never gets old, be quiet

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #17 on:** November 14, 2005, 05:52:15 PM »

Your Momma's so old, She's Older than Dirt.

(Dead Horse Beaten...we can not lock this thread.)

Arbok · « **Reply #18 on:** November 14, 2005, 06:14:41 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: Spak-Spang
(Dead Horse Beaten...we can not lock this thread.)

The Armchair Moderator hath spoken.

wandering · « **Reply #19 on:** November 15, 2005, 05:26:37 AM »

You mamma so dumb spak spang, when you told her you were an armchair moderator, she said "Mr. Modder ate who? And what was that about you being an armchair?"

Dasmos · « **Reply #20 on:** November 15, 2005, 12:25:05 PM »

Maybe she's not dumb, maybe she's hard of hearing.

Robageejammin · « **Reply #21 on:** November 15, 2005, 03:24:55 PM »

your mother is very obese, so much that when she stood on a weighing scale, she was over the average weight of women with similar physical attributes.

nickmitch · « **Reply #22 on:** November 15, 2005, 05:31:09 PM »

Yo mama so skinny, she got Snoop Dogg telling her to lay off the weed!

Yo mama so dumb she tried to rap and even MIKE JONES told her she was wack!

Yo mama so fat the BUS catches HER!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #23 on:** November 15, 2005, 05:40:21 PM »

Yo Momma's so old, when GOD said let there be light, she flicked the switch
yeah I know its old, keep reading, it might get better

Yo Momma's so fat, when she tried to jump off the curb she got stuck
ok, so it didn't get better, let me try again

Yo Momma's so ugly, that when she had you, the doctor slapped her
ok, I think I liked that one, that was good right?

Yo Momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
ahh, c'mon, can I get a hi-five

Yo Momma's so short, she poses for trophies
Have I hurt your feelings yet

Yo Momma's so nasty, she made right guard turn left
her armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got buckwheat in a head lock

Is that enough dirty dozens?

ThePerm · « **Reply #24 on:** November 15, 2005, 05:41:11 PM »

weed doesnt make you skinny, it makes you fat..it gives you the munchies. Crack and meth make you skinny

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Author Topic: Yo Momma (Read 11682 times)