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Offline Aussie Ben PGC

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Big Brother Is Watching
« on: November 11, 2005, 01:31:00 AM »
Check it out.

Those harmless surveys sure find a lot of information about their subscribers, eh?  And they can sum up Nintendo Power readers quite nicely:

Nintendo Power readers....
- Are primarily fanboys between the ages of 12 and 18 years old.
- Love getting the edge on the game.
- Love news about upcoming titles and they want it as early as possible.
- Like the big games, franchise games, Nintendo games.
- Buy a lot of video games per year....about an average of 15, in fact.
- Love high-tech stuff.
- Are early adopters of new Nintendo game systems.
- Pass it around to other gamers....but they want it back!

Bloody hell - they even know what cereal, lollies and soft drink you consume.
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RE: Big Brother Is Watching
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2005, 02:44:55 AM »
This is double plus ungood.
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« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2005, 03:03:47 AM »
I couldve guess easily many of these points without the need of a survey.
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RE: Big Brother Is Watching
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2005, 06:13:09 AM »
Yeah, but advertisers aren't going to spend big bucks based on your guess, even if it turns out to be accurate.

I definitely fell into most of the more popular answers.  They know what channels I watch!  OH NO.

Edit: I was a little surprised at how small the under-12 userbase is.  I thought most people lost interest in NP sometime in their teens.  Well played, Nintendo.
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RE: Big Brother Is Watching
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2005, 06:54:57 AM »
Lol I'm writing an essay about Orwell right now "ORTHODOXY IS UNCONCIOUSNESS."

Well, these things are optional, not like their snooping around ala Sony rootkits.
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RE: Big Brother Is Watching
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2005, 07:17:54 AM »
I have to stop reading NP, I and too old... arrgg
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RE: Big Brother Is Watching
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2005, 07:30:10 AM »
I'm out of that age gap and I'll continue to read it until it dies! =D
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RE: Big Brother Is Watching
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2005, 09:02:06 AM »
I didn't read it because it was little more than a hyped up strategy guide...but now that its actually a decent gaming magazine, I've been buying it religiously.

Mainly for the Inside Zelda articles.
 
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