Author Topic: Does penis size matter? (Read 13681 times)

NotRimmer · « **on:** November 10, 2005, 02:21:24 PM »

Okay guys, seriously, does penis size matter? I know a lot of girls say it doesn't, but we know how women are lying whores and will say anything to "spare someone's feelings," when they don't realize that lying is way worse and when I find out they lied about something because they thought I couldn't handle it, I get REALLY pissed off and then it's BONERTOWN!

Anyway, does it? I'd post my penis size, but posting of personal information isn't allowed

SS4Gogita · « **Reply #1 on:** November 10, 2005, 02:23:46 PM »

Yes, it does.

Might as well kill yourself lol

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #2 on:** November 10, 2005, 02:23:46 PM »

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 10, 2005, 02:30:05 PM »

Penis size, much like a hoagie, will cost you extra for more inches.

In some way or another, you can make a a joke out of that.

ThePerm · « **Reply #4 on:** November 12, 2005, 09:03:33 AM »

the whole point of a penis is not about how good it is at pleasuring women...but how damn big it is. I remember when i was 4 comparing it with a friends and mine was way bigger...and he had a weird mole....

so yes, yes it does. By the way mine is bigger than anyone who has posted or will post

i win the contest!!!

kirby_killer_dedede · « **Reply #5 on:** November 12, 2005, 09:42:41 AM »

my sister doesnt have a penis

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #6 on:** November 12, 2005, 12:03:23 PM »

if she did then that would be strange.

ThePerm · « **Reply #7 on:** November 12, 2005, 02:05:25 PM »

all girls have penises...its called a clit

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #8 on:** November 12, 2005, 02:23:33 PM »

It's called a KLAX.

A KLAX WAVE (OF PENIS).

nickmitch · « **Reply #9 on:** November 12, 2005, 02:56:35 PM »

Yeah, girls' penises are just inside out.

Dasmos · « **Reply #10 on:** November 13, 2005, 10:58:26 PM »

kirby_killer_dedede · « **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2005, 02:34:58 AM »

OMFG
AHAHAHA

Ms.Pikmin · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2005, 03:37:32 AM »

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Originally posted by: ThePerm
all girls have penises...its called a clit

Too bad most of you don't know where to find it.

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2005, 03:37:33 AM »

Mine has veins in it.

Edit: Many lols at Ms. Pikmin. Nice one

couchmonkey · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2005, 05:49:22 AM »

I just got a girlfriend, and...well...
where is it supposed to go?

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #15 on:** November 14, 2005, 07:41:37 AM »

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Originally posted by: Ms.Pikmin
Quote
Originally posted by: ThePerm
all girls have penises...its called a clit

Too bad most of you don't know where to find it.

Ahahaha!

ThePerm · « **Reply #16 on:** November 14, 2005, 08:11:52 AM »

imagine a boat with one person in it towards the top...their wearing a helmet....and their at the top part of the boat...there it is

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 14, 2005, 10:26:01 AM »

The female orgasm is a myth. Just like Bigfoot and Australia.

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #18 on:** November 14, 2005, 02:25:14 PM »

Well, size does matter, but as always it is dependent on the woman...or the men that like to brag about being 14 inches in perverted chatrooms.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #19 on:** November 14, 2005, 02:27:02 PM »

People BRAG about 14 inches? Pah!

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #20 on:** November 14, 2005, 05:25:56 PM »

Well not everyone needs a dimensional portal in there pants to store their penis.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #21 on:** November 14, 2005, 05:30:36 PM »

I need two.

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #22 on:** November 14, 2005, 05:46:47 PM »

The first dimension wasn't big enough.

Does that mean you have to find a woman with a dimensional portal too?

Or do woman already have dimensional portals? Where does that hole go to anyway?

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #23 on:** November 14, 2005, 05:49:28 PM »

Such naive questions.

Ahh, to be young and innocent again.

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #24 on:** November 14, 2005, 05:53:58 PM »

Naive? Why are you calling me a fairy!!!

(I feel like such a nerd now.)

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