Author Topic: Jack Thompson quote zone (Read 8095 times)

S-U-P-E-R · « **on:** October 18, 2005, 12:03:09 PM »

I didn't want to clutter up the existing thread, but I also didn't want this hilarity to go unseen. Add your own if you find some good ones! And yeah, he HAS spoken in 3rd person.

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Sims 2, the latest version of the Sims video game franchise... contains, according to video game news sites, full frontal nudity, including nipples, penises, labia, and pubic hair.

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Scott, this is your last warning. Don't send me any more emails. You are the person who initialed contacted me

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No, you emailed me. HOnestly, are all of you gamers on drugs, or what?

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People are threatening to kill me. The FBI is all over these.

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Of course they can train you to kill. The games suppress the inhibition to kill, which is why the military uses them for that purpose. Thanks for writing.

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I am not interested in 'gamer's thoughts,' as that constitutes the latest oxymoron.

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Screw off

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check into the nearest mental health facility

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This is no different than what is in San Andreas, although worse.

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I, Janet Reno, am a []Homosexual []Bisexual []Heterosexual

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I'm officially the only sane lawyer in Florida

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Jesus said, "If any of you should cause one of these little ones to stumble, it would be better for you if a millstone were tied around your neck and that you be cast into the uttermost depths of the sea." Jack Thompson is trying to tie that millstone around the violent video game industry's neck, and he needs your help. These people intend to do evil, but evil can be turned away by persistence and prayer.

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I look forward to working with your fine Police Department to shut this little extortion factory down and/or arrest some of its employees.

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These idiots have been so careless as to post on their www.pennyarcade.com web site what they are doing regarding the harassment of me.

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Osaki Kim

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You may be a parent whose child is addicted to video games. You may know someone harmed by someone addicted to violent entertainment who copycatted that violence. The victim needs help and Jack Thompson will help you get it.

TMW · « **Reply #1 on:** October 18, 2005, 12:36:41 PM »

For some reason, Jack Thompson reminds me of Fred Phelps, of Westboro Baptist Church fame.

In that they are both certifiable nutjobs.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #2 on:** October 18, 2005, 12:52:51 PM »

I love the one where he says to check into a mental facility, when it's quite obvious just who needs admittance...

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #3 on:** October 18, 2005, 01:28:40 PM »

I think "Screw off" is my favorite.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #4 on:** October 18, 2005, 01:36:18 PM »

I think those are both from the same correspondence

http://croqaudile.com/?article_id=10299

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #5 on:** October 18, 2005, 03:29:01 PM »

Found another good one;

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Microsoft should be sued and held liable for money damages by the victims of the Beltway Snipers.

:confused:

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #6 on:** October 18, 2005, 03:43:09 PM »

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There are a bunch of computer geeks out there

Oh

Here he gets the URL wrong:

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These idiots have been so careless as to post on their www.pennyarcade.com web site what they are doing regarding the harassment of me.

Here he gets www.BadAssBuddy.com wrong, this time with an amusing hint of irony:

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Re: Kill Jack Thompson Icon at www.dumbass.com

Edit: On the new Blitz game (wtf, know how to choose your battles):

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The NFL wouldn't allow it's name to be used, so that tells you something.

It can't be because EA bought the rights to the NFL, it must be because the NFL is morally just!

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Get a name and a life

Pale · « **Reply #7 on:** October 19, 2005, 04:56:20 AM »

Heh, I see my sig made it... =P

I'm sure most of you have read it, but if you haven't, you must check out the wikipedia entry for him. The Janet Reno part and the Sims 2 parts are particularly interesting.

vudu · « **Reply #8 on:** October 19, 2005, 09:13:23 AM »

My favorite JT quote is in my sig. Oh the joy!

stevey · « **Reply #9 on:** October 19, 2005, 12:34:31 PM »

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check into the nearest mental health facility

to jacko

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #10 on:** October 20, 2005, 12:29:35 PM »

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Doug has done for your industry what leprosy does for dating

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self immolating clown

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"As these scum wish me their worst, I will continue to try to do my utmost for His highest."

These may or may not be true, I didn't feel like checking.

couchmonkey · « **Reply #11 on:** October 20, 2005, 01:37:37 PM »

From Nintendorks

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Janet Reno was then and is now a chronic alcoholic, so inebriated at times during office hours that she would pass out at her desk here in Miami.

One of the staff members did an interesting article on Jack; he put a lot of effort into it, you can learn all about the guy's past.

Djunknown · « **Reply #12 on:** October 20, 2005, 05:51:28 PM »

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Penny Arcade put out a 'news story' that was wholly false, and the purpose of it, of course, was to generate the sort of Internet-based gamers harassment of me that has caused me to coin the useful phrase 'pixelante.'

He's now one with the fairies... He and Tingle will get along fine!

The source

PaLaDiN · « **Reply #13 on:** October 20, 2005, 06:31:21 PM »

What 'wholly false' news story is he talking about?

He did actually make the whole modest proposal and then back out of it, didn't he?

King of Twitch · « **Reply #14 on:** October 20, 2005, 07:26:47 PM »

"I'm not putting up with this crap. You, who actually have jobs and are normal human beings, are notified however, that I am a moving target, and this email address will not work in an hour or so."

This is all getting very confusing!

kirby_killer_dedede · « **Reply #15 on:** November 11, 2005, 04:43:36 PM »

wandering · « **Reply #16 on:** December 18, 2005, 05:29:57 PM »

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #17 on:** November 23, 2006, 02:11:01 PM »

bump

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #18 on:** November 23, 2006, 06:33:29 PM »

So did they take away his lawyer license yet?

Crimm · « **Reply #19 on:** November 23, 2006, 06:34:55 PM »

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"GTA is a Sony/Take-Two game. It was made by Take-Two exclusively for Sony's Playstation 2. Sony has led the planet in the distribution of mainstream porn. I don't have time to document it for you. As for the offensiveness of the Pearl Harbor comment, it's accurate and it's needed. The Japanese have a contempt for our culture which is patent. There [sic] dumping of garbage into our culture is a slow motion version of Pearl Harbor."

I always loved that one. There is one where he goes from video games to Islam. That's another goodie.

couchmonkey · « **Reply #20 on:** November 24, 2006, 03:41:38 AM »

Ah ha ha ha. Those Japanese and their evil Grand Theft Auto attacks on your culture! I'm glad I live in Canada where we have no culture.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #21 on:** November 24, 2006, 11:58:00 AM »

Oh my god. Link to the Japanese one plz

King of Twitch · « **Reply #22 on:** November 24, 2006, 04:33:01 PM »

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_(attorney)

hit ctrl+F and press 23

the guy tried to remind him that Take 2 is American, and if you're going to blame sony for GTA, you'd have to blame TV manufacturers for allowiVCR manufacturers for violent movies as well.

Shift Key · « **Reply #23 on:** November 24, 2006, 10:15:45 PM »

Jack Thompson gets 10 points for mentioning labia in a sentence.

The rest is just like Don Quixote and his crusade against the windmills. No-one really understands his motivation for doing it. Most people with some intelligence regarding the situation would rather sit back and laugh at the sight.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #24 on:** March 18, 2008, 04:31:57 PM »

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Why don’t you just molest children directly rather than through Rockstar. It would be more personal that way.

I have a new favorite!

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Author Topic: Jack Thompson quote zone (Read 8095 times)