Author Topic: Super Mario Brothers (Read 7752 times)

Infernal Monkey · « **on:** August 21, 2005, 06:29:41 PM »

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KnowsNothing · « **Reply #1 on:** August 21, 2005, 06:41:48 PM »

Super Mario Brothers is trash because it's for kids. Super Mario jumps on these gay brown jelly-beans and there isn't even any blood.

We need more games like Ms. Pac-Man, which is about some trashy cross-dresser who muches pills in the dark all day running from hallucinations. That's extreme.

Dasmos · « **Reply #2 on:** August 21, 2005, 09:25:35 PM »

Hopefully a sequel will never see the light of day!!!!

Nephilim · « **Reply #3 on:** August 21, 2005, 10:43:06 PM »

remember sega does, what nintendont doesnt

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #4 on:** August 22, 2005, 02:22:59 AM »

When's the Xbox version coming out?

Mario · « **Reply #5 on:** August 22, 2005, 02:25:59 AM »

I can't believe some people think this game will take off, what are they smoking? Nobody's going to pay full price for something like this, what's the point of playing it? No story, no depth, all you do is jump around, this is for babies, and babies can't afford games, so this will sell zero copies.

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #6 on:** August 22, 2005, 02:26:57 AM »

IceCold · « **Reply #7 on:** August 30, 2005, 10:08:21 PM »

I just played it too - who does Mario think he is? I mean, really, if I needed to kill a dragon I would have called Sam Fisher, am I right? Not this short Italian plumber who needs to use mushrooms to grow up. Hell, Alice would have made a better hero. At least she has the Cheshire Cat, as opposed to Mario, who has Luigi! Useless lazy brother. And Princess Peach isn't even all that!

The friend whose house I played it at told me it sold 40 million copies. Although I have a suspicion that he was on all sorts of drugs, because he looked hazy and I think that there were two of him. Anyway, this game will only sell 2 copies, mark my word. One to my crazy friend, and one Nintendo themselves will buy (if they can afford it)

couchmonkey · « **Reply #8 on:** September 08, 2005, 06:41:08 AM »

You guys are all wrong! This game is TEH INNOVATION. No other game lets me jump on mushrooms like this does. And the gameplay is incerdable, I ran on the two pillars and jumped super long! It took me 93 tries. Fighting the same guy in each level builds character, and XP.

wandering · « **Reply #9 on:** September 10, 2005, 08:39:30 PM »

We found the gameplay somewhat innovative and fun. It's unfortunate that Nintendo decided to go so cartoony with this series. In the era of contra and other mature games, it is odd and somewhat disconcerting that Nintendo would offer such old-fashioned visuals. We were also disappointed by the game's lack of online play. We've heard that Nintendo is experimenting with online, and even though no one is really into online gaming yet, we've still marked several points off the score for Nintendo's refusal to add this much-needed functionality to their game.

PRESENTATION 5/10 Serviceable.
GRAPHICS 6/10 The graphics are impressive technically but are too "different" for our tastes. Also, the game needs more boobies.
GAMEPLAY 6/10 The "jumping" mechanic works fine for the most part, although we would've preferred it if Nintendo included an online mode.
LONGETIVITY 4/10 The game will keep you busy for a few hours.
FINAL SCORE (NOT AN AVERAGE): 5.5/10 A serviceable "jumping game" for those who are interested in that sort of thing.

-- Matt Cassimanassinammasasamina, editor-in-chief, NES.IGN

IceCold · « **Reply #10 on:** May 24, 2006, 09:22:02 PM »

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What the hell did you do?

KDR_11k · « **Reply #11 on:** May 25, 2006, 01:06:37 AM »

I think at most forums that's a banworthy action.

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #12 on:** June 10, 2006, 11:06:33 PM »

The best part is I broke the edit function of the thread.

But yeah guys, :mike is 7.9/10 good game, not enough skins.

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #13 on:** June 15, 2006, 09:48:30 AM »

what the hell? what is this?

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #14 on:** June 19, 2006, 02:54:04 PM »

Pilotwings 64!

Pale · « **Reply #15 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:21:37 PM »

jesus christ man... I don't even know what to do with this..

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Infernal Monkey

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