I know what the controller scheme is.
I was showering this morning and thinking about Kaplan's comments about how "we are securing rights" and such. And I then I thought about how there can't be demoes in stores. And then I thought about how it will be revolutionary, how it's going to be an entirely new way of playing games, how no one else has done it yet BUT could easily copy it, and how seemingly everything has been telling us that it will be something we've basically seen before, but not exactly utilized correctly. I thought about how the graphics are supposed to be on par with the other systems despite the size of the console, and how older games will be updated. Then I thought about the sanity system Nintendo just patented.
And it hit me.
Drugs.
Nintendo is going to make drugs legal. The Revolution is the start of societal crumble because it will make drugs legal and the main interface.
I mean, why else patent a sanity system? And even if the graphics aren't as good as the others, you'll be hallucinating so badly that it won't matter. And then playing all of those old games will be REALLY SUPER AWESOME instead of just mildly awesome. You'll see things that aren't there. Hell, there's going to be an HUD on the system that shows the exact percentage of sanity you have left.
This explains all of the following:
1) No demoes.
2) Can be copied easily.
3) Graphics debate becomes void.
4) New ways of playing, but have been utilized (c'mon, you all know people who are high when they play games).
Feeling is better? Feeling. How you feel. Not touch, feel. Emotions. Reactions. Psychological.
Use your right brain? Precisely.
Something you've never seen before? Of course! You're going to be seeing a lot of things you've never seen before!
That's it, I am very sure of this. I win.