Im not saying that you, or for that matter, all of us here dont want online, we do, of course! we enjoy it, (maybe its more like you, I have been bored to death with online gaming), but there are millions of people out there without internet but with a tV and the income to buy a console, thats why Nintendo said "gamers dont want online", they want to please us as much as they can, but they also want all those "offline" people (which are for now the majority) to play games, the want your mom and dad and your grandparents to enjoy their games, and thats what the whole DS, revolution and their supposed "k¡ddie" games are about, a game like resident evil would discourage someone like my teachers to play games, but not Pikmin or Mario Party.
All this sounds almost utopian, but thats Nintendo's philosophy, or at least what Ive come to understand, and I honestly like it, they are here to make games, they arent trying to make their operating system to control every electronic device in your house (microsoft) and they dont want every single electronic device in your house to be made by them (sony). The bad part is that most gaming related information comes from the internet and avid internet users, and that explains why Ninty public image is so deteriorated.