What the hell do apples have to do with toilet paper? Come on, people!
I can't believe I agree with Ian, but I prefer the traditional toilet paper myself. I hope Nintendo's not planning to use the remote for that... that's just being different for the sake of being different. People are used to the simplicity of traditional toilet paper... using the remote would probably hurt your wrist after a while. And I don't see the point of ignoring the traditional, reliable market for the kinds of people who would use a remote as toilet paper. That's an unproven market.
Nintendo had better bundle a roll of toilet paper with every console and controller. The remote could be used as a spindle.
Edit: Almost forgot. This topic is getting a little dirty so I should mention Bill somewhere.