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Offline couchmonkey

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Obey Your Body
« on: August 11, 2004, 12:59:35 PM »
I was at the doctor today and I started feeling light-headed.  Being a macho man, I decided to lean against the table-thingy and play it cool.  The next thing I knew I was waking up in an episode of ER, with my fat butt knocked out cold on the floor and nurses surrounding me trying to wake me up.  Boy, did I feel like a jackass.

The moral of the story is: if you have a doctor's appointment at 1:30 in the afternoon, eat lunch FIRST.
And: if you're feeling dizzy, sit down.  I walked away with a bump on my head but I could have snapped my neck or gotten a nasty concussion.
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2004, 01:49:09 PM »
Ah, thanks for sharing.

I'll still be an idiot, of course, but it's nice to know you care

Nah, duly noted.  I'm usually wary about my physical condition, and avoid pushing it too far if I don't need to.
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2004, 04:55:38 PM »
On the flipside, I never goto doctors or take medicine ever. ever. Also, every doctor ever should be either or that crazy syringe throwing nutjob from Wolfensten, he was radical.
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2004, 06:10:06 PM »
you dont need to see one doctor zoidberg...you are one!
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2004, 07:10:12 PM »
Drink eight glasses of water a day.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2004, 08:13:15 PM »
Under martian law, doctors and other wizards are forbidden
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RE: Obey Your Body
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2004, 09:57:46 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2004, 06:48:13 AM »
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On the flipside, I never goto doctors or take medicine ever. ever. Also, every doctor ever should be either or that crazy syringe throwing nutjob from Wolfensten, he was radical.


HA ha ha!  I'm the same way, but my girlfriend convinced me to see a doctor.  Girlfriend > Paranoia of modern medicine.
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RE:Obey Your Body
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2004, 11:30:56 AM »
I had to go to the Doctor to get shots and then I had to go back for the same shots! But otherwise I don't do 'cause i'm afraid of rectal exams. . .
Hey if there's a problem with something down there then I'll just flush it out with some fajitas.
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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2004, 08:13:39 PM »
I only go to the doctor for sport physicals.
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RE:Obey Your Body
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2004, 10:49:48 PM »
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you dont need to see one doctor zoidberg...you are one!

Fry: "Uh...is there a human doctor around?"
Zoidberg: "Young lady! I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say" (warbling noise)
Fry: "Uh.." (clears throat and does his best imitation)
Zoidberg: "What! My mother was a saint!!! Get out!"

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