Topic: If you were given a grand...

[Ceric]

You get a lot more money back. My wife and I got $9,610 this year.

Wow.  Yeah.  I haven't gotten that much but I've been pretty high.  Though that is a clear sign your taking Waaaayyyy to much out every pay check.  I go for about $1,000 back sweet spot.  Once you go under that then luck starts playing a role.

[Oblivion]

My first tax return ever this year: $212.

[BranDonk Kong]

You get a lot more money back. My wife and I got $9,610 this year.

Wow.  Yeah.  I haven't gotten that much but I've been pretty high.  Though that is a clear sign your taking Waaaayyyy to much out every pay check.  I go for about $1,000 back sweet spot.  Once you go under that then luck starts playing a role.

Yeah I know, I told my wife she needs to claim both kids but she doesn't until the end of the year. You end up paying the same no matter what, but I kind of like it this way since it's like a savings account that you raid every year.

[Stogi]

That's one way to look at it.

The other way is rape.


I can't lie. I was data mining here. Just to see if there was brilliance. But of course a smart person wouldn't show their cards on a forum. So the point was moot. Unless there was a potential for a laugh. heh

Anyway...I'm dealing with the american patent system for an idea that cost me 100 dollars. Not much until you factor fees of assholes who want to take a slice of the pie but it's not even ready so they're dippin in cake batter. Assholes.

I already done did it. I use it everyday. Can't wait to sell to yall mafuckas because it's Occam's razor, as all good inventions should be.

Joy.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Well, good luck with that.

don't forget to send me a free sample

[Stogi]

Absolutely and maybe you can take over Cali with it.

[Oblivion]

Wait, what exactly were you doing? I'm confused.

[pokepal148]

im going to patent 'patent abuse'

[ShyGuy]

That's one way to look at it.

The other way is rape.

YEAH!!!!! TAX IS RAPE!

[BlackNMild2k1]

That's one way to look at it.

The other way is rape.

YEAH!!!!! TAX IS RAPE!

They put a tax in my paycheck
and I didn't even know it
They took my money and enjoyed it
and I didn't even know it.

[oohhboy]

Your bank account was numbered provocatively.

[RABicle]

Stogi was actually calling Brandogg's tax RETURN a rape. Brandogg is the rapist, the government a victim!

Anyway a grand is like a fortnight's work for me, so I'd just take the time off work.

[ThePerm]

so i thought i was out of money and broke..i knew my tax return was coming, but wasn't sure when. I had already bought gas, and wasn't sure if i should go watch the movie at the theaters. Turned out i got it. I was expecting sub $200 when i checked the ATM and there was like $1200 in my account.

[ShyGuy]

MAKE IT $2400

[oohhboy]

Based on the last photo I saw of you, you appear to need a Grand worth of blood.