Author Topic: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump (Read 29387 times)

Wah · « **Reply #75 on:** July 24, 2016, 07:22:21 PM »

Or the world.....

pokepal148 · « **Reply #76 on:** August 26, 2016, 06:54:36 PM »

"We believe we’ve got a strong concept for The Trump. Nobody has a strong concept for their consoles like we do. That I can tell you."

Silenced · « **Reply #77 on:** August 27, 2016, 01:28:17 AM »

Will it be great though? Will this console be great?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #78 on:** August 27, 2016, 01:37:31 AM »

Some say Nintendo has never lost their greatness and has always been great and still is great. How do you respond to those claims?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #79 on:** August 27, 2016, 11:07:45 AM »

Quote from: Phil on July 24, 2016, 05:13:24 PM

The Trump console from Nintendo would probably be more hilarious if it wasn't so immensely dangerous to the future of the industry.

But you should buy it, because what do you have to lose?

You live in gaming poverty, your system sucks, and it has no games. 58% of you can't get the games you want, so what the hell do you have to lose?

And after 4 years, The Trump guarantees that it will have 95% of all games released on the platform.

Don't buy into the corrupt Playstation Foundation. Bunch a crooks.
and don't support #XboxGamesMatter, because they don't.

Make Gaming Great Again!!! Buy The Trump!!

oh, and let me tell you about the Firewall we are going to build...

pokepal148 · « **Reply #80 on:** September 30, 2016, 07:51:07 PM »

I would like to assure you that the Nintendo Classic Mini: Famicom Controllers weren't designed for use only by people with small hands. They were designed for people with strong hands like mine!

pokepal148 · « **Reply #81 on:** October 11, 2016, 01:31:11 AM »

We will unveil The Trump when we are ready to unveil The Trump and let me tell you folks, it's gonna be a hyuge announcement.

ThePerm · « **Reply #82 on:** October 11, 2016, 08:16:00 PM »

We're going to put the NX into furniture stores, that way when you go furniture shopping it'll be right there for you to grab.

Wah · « **Reply #83 on:** October 11, 2016, 08:17:04 PM »

One of the apps will be Locker room talk.

oohhboy · « **Reply #84 on:** October 11, 2016, 08:23:10 PM »

Can't have people going around groping HDMI ports.

lolmonade · « **Reply #85 on:** October 14, 2016, 01:44:35 PM »

And when we play the new Mario, we see koopas walking by, and we'll just grab em by the p-wing.

supermario2k · « **Reply #86 on:** October 17, 2016, 12:01:13 PM »

Man I know this thread started as a joke but this whole damn election is nothing but a damn joke. I will be so glad when it is over, at this point I don't even care the outcome just let's get past it and move on with our lives.

ThePerm · « **Reply #87 on:** October 17, 2016, 04:02:42 PM »

at least for 3.5 years.

Wah · « **Reply #88 on:** October 17, 2016, 07:30:54 PM »

Being an Australian a lot of people think this election doesn't affect us. But it does. We're America's loyal lapdog and who wins affects not just America but the world and seeing we do whatever America does and vice versa. I am very scared who will get control over the allies nukes.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #89 on:** October 17, 2016, 10:30:10 PM »

Quote from: Lucario on October 17, 2016, 07:30:54 PM

Being an Australian a lot of people think this election doesn't affect us. But it does. We're America's loyal lapdog and who wins affects not just America but the world and seeing we do whatever America does and vice versa. I am very scared who will get control over the allies nukes.

Break free Australia! Break free World! You don't have to build a wall! You can build a moat instead!

Wah · « **Reply #90 on:** October 18, 2016, 12:14:28 AM »

BUT WE ALREADY HAVE A MOAT OH AMAZING ONE!!

Phil · « **Reply #91 on:** October 18, 2016, 12:28:32 AM »

Quote from: Lucario on October 17, 2016, 07:30:54 PM

Being an Australian a lot of people think this election doesn't affect us. But it does. We're America's loyal lapdog and who wins affects not just America but the world and seeing we do whatever America does and vice versa. I am very scared who will get control over the allies nukes.

It's not just Australia. It's the world, really.

Wah · « **Reply #92 on:** October 18, 2016, 12:30:47 AM »

About the nukes? or the lapdog thing?XD

supermario2k · « **Reply #93 on:** October 18, 2016, 10:42:28 AM »

Nukes should be the last thing you need to worry about, this isn't WWII we're not in a position to just shoot those things off willy nilly we're flat fucking broke.

Shaymin · « **Reply #94 on:** October 18, 2016, 07:44:51 PM »

And with that, I think it's time we invoke the nuclear option on this thread.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #95 on:** October 18, 2016, 08:09:44 PM »

I don't know. If we wait long enough, I'm sure someone can make this thread great again. Just kidding. It was never great.

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