Author Topic: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace (News and Haiku Thread) (Read 13667 times)

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #25 on:** March 23, 2006, 11:27:49 AM »

Good GDC news
I feel a new sense of peace
Like a cool Fall breeze

vudu · « **Reply #26 on:** March 23, 2006, 11:32:28 AM »

GDC is done
E3 can't come soon enough
the wait might kill me

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #27 on:** March 23, 2006, 11:39:38 AM »

Quote
Originally posted by: vudu
You can't just add yes at the end of every line in order to get the right amount of syllables. It's cheating. It's like throwing baby onto the end of a song lyric and then adding it to the end of the following lyric and saying they rhyme.

Viewtiful Gamer
is bad at writing Haikus;
not my Staff Hero

Heh. In that spirit:

GDC, baby!
New Zelda, oh yeah, baby.
This one rhymes, baby.

IceCold · « **Reply #28 on:** March 23, 2006, 12:40:53 PM »

GDC was fun
E3 can not come too soon
We are such losers

Renny · « **Reply #29 on:** March 23, 2006, 02:22:38 PM »

Pity the cam whore
"Nintendo" has no real friends
Page still downloading

JonLeung · « **Reply #30 on:** March 23, 2006, 02:24:02 PM »

I love Nintendo.
They are made of win and sex.
I must change my pants.

nickmitch · « **Reply #31 on:** March 23, 2006, 03:38:20 PM »

Iwata rocks hard.
The Reggie is my hero.
Go go Nintendo!

It's just a code name:
Nintendo Revolution.
But Nintendo Go?

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #32 on:** March 23, 2006, 03:41:41 PM »

everyone in here
is really a hopeless nerd
for writing haiku

Requiem · « **Reply #33 on:** March 23, 2006, 03:51:15 PM »

Profanity, GET!
What is that over there....****?
My, who dropped a brick?

Louieturkey · « **Reply #34 on:** March 23, 2006, 03:57:10 PM »

My head hurts a lot
Stop writing haikus people
Very dumb it is

Hey that was fun.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #35 on:** March 23, 2006, 05:54:05 PM »

Just look at the new
boxes for the DS Lite:
Can you say "iPod"?

They're definitely emulating Apple.

EasyCure · « **Reply #36 on:** March 24, 2006, 04:43:07 AM »

much more appealing
to write haiku poetry
than rag on emo

i hate emo kids
they come to my job and steal
much rather see them die

daddy didn't love them
mama never notices
hang out at hot topic

pay not big enough
to put up with their whining
but games dont come cheap

with gas price so high
and two zeldas coming soon
i will be in debt

in enough of the haiku crap. im so pissed off at emo/goth kids and any other "scene" kid out there its not even funny. they blow hard and i could sit here all day and rant rant rant till my head blows up about them. DAMMIT I HATE THEM!

Mario323 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 24, 2006, 05:03:42 AM »

Yeah...how did this go from Nintendo being like Apple and mySpace to all this emo stuff?

EasyCure · « **Reply #38 on:** March 24, 2006, 05:19:05 AM »

dude i dont even remember how it got into haiku's.
im still pissed off about the emo stuff though.

Artimus · « **Reply #39 on:** March 24, 2006, 06:14:32 AM »

Quote
Originally posted by: Mario323
Yeah...how did this go from Nintendo being like Apple and mySpace to all this emo stuff?

Haiku =/= Emo.

Haiku = cooler than you.

I have no money
Too many good games to buy
Life is not worth it

vudu · « **Reply #40 on:** March 24, 2006, 11:39:21 AM »

Quote
Originally posted by: Mario323
Yeah...how did this go from Nintendo being like Apple and mySpace to all this emo stuff?

emo led to poems
Karl started the bandwagon
limericks are up next

Artimus · « **Reply #41 on:** March 24, 2006, 04:35:20 PM »

There once was a man from Japan
Who went to a faraway land,
He dropped a few names
When describing his games
And everyone thought he was grand.

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #42 on:** March 24, 2006, 04:46:30 PM »

Rhyming is nice,
If you're into lyrical spice,
But before you leave,
Do not decieve,
Us all with your poetic vice.

Artimus · « **Reply #43 on:** March 24, 2006, 06:29:23 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: ViewtifulGamer
Rhyming is nice,
If you're into lyrical spice,
But before you leave,
Do not decieve,
Us all with your poetic vice.

I had not intended to slight.
Not tomorrow, today or tonight,
But five-foot then three
Is how it must be
Or else it just isn't right!

KDR_11k · « **Reply #44 on:** March 24, 2006, 08:30:15 PM »

This thread is like watching Kage Kara Mamoru: It's getting more stupidacious every minute.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #45 on:** March 24, 2006, 10:35:21 PM »

AnimeCyberRat needs to come in here and drop some Phat Rhymes.

On the subject, Myspace could be an indication of the Rev online model. Each Rev gamer has a personal page, a friends list, and a cam-whore pose in their profile.

vudu · « **Reply #46 on:** March 26, 2006, 08:42:40 AM »

I found this on the Phoenix Wright board at GameFAQS. I thought of you guys.

(Case two spoilers)

Ghost possesses her.
Her boobies become giant.
Maya is jailbait.

ThePerm · « **Reply #47 on:** March 26, 2006, 12:28:36 PM »

can we make this a page that has haiku's and limericks?

The boobs vudu talks of, I love em'
theres nothing better than to rub em'
I could jiggle all day
enjoying foreplay
and any other random type of lovin'

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #48 on:** March 26, 2006, 02:05:47 PM »

In order to make this love last forever, take it to The Funhouse:

http://planetgamecube.com/forums/messageview.cfm?catid=35&threadid=15438

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Author Topic: Iwata Compares Nintendo to Apple and mySpace (News and Haiku Thread) (Read 13667 times)