Author Topic: Mafia II: Day Two (Read 22873 times)

animecyberrat · « **Reply #50 on:** February 21, 2006, 04:53:51 PM »

youguys suck, ok well at this game I suck but yo guyss just suck

MysticGohan · « **Reply #51 on:** February 21, 2006, 04:57:13 PM »

If we suk... do you swallow?

we still love you, you crazy paranoid Skitzo rat you

vudu · « **Reply #52 on:** February 21, 2006, 04:58:04 PM »

I just noticed that UncleBob votes against me. Why?

animecyberrat · « **Reply #53 on:** February 21, 2006, 04:59:54 PM »

i never said WHAT you suck.

anyways thsi isnt fair I didnt knwo what we were doing until tonite.

Mario · « **Reply #54 on:** February 21, 2006, 05:00:16 PM »

Don't know, but there are some fishy things going on.... and that's the least of them.

animecyberrat · « **Reply #55 on:** February 21, 2006, 05:01:55 PM »

rat wakes up and see he is back in the closet where his rope broke and realizes it was all adream. "what is going on around here...."

: )

animecyberrat · « **Reply #56 on:** February 21, 2006, 05:07:15 PM »

I still vote Steviestevie

Pale · « **Reply #57 on:** February 21, 2006, 05:21:08 PM »

Can we still vote?

Vote Rat

animecyberrat · « **Reply #58 on:** February 21, 2006, 05:25:45 PM »

I am changing my vote if its nto too late I say vote pale

Mario · « **Reply #59 on:** February 21, 2006, 05:27:24 PM »

I think we can still vote until Pryopizm comes in and posts.

Pale · « **Reply #60 on:** February 21, 2006, 05:44:58 PM »

I don't think I was ever voted for last game....

IceCold · « **Reply #61 on:** February 21, 2006, 05:49:36 PM »

After the flashback TVman possesed Ice and screamed to the people, "I am Bridget!! Judge Aurion was my husband and Ice is my son! Get your damn facts straight!!!"

He then exits Ice's body and everyone looks at him strangely while he finishes his sentence without any knowledge of what just happenned.

Why me?

MysticGohan · « **Reply #62 on:** February 21, 2006, 05:59:10 PM »

Because he wanted the sweet sexy Buttocks one more time

wandering · « **Reply #63 on:** February 21, 2006, 06:00:40 PM »

you know what? Never mind. I have nothing to say on this Bridget issue.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #64 on:** February 21, 2006, 06:05:08 PM »

I abstain from this round of voting because multiple people need to die and I can 't choose . Now at this time, I'd like to encourage everyone to purchase a PSP. "It's like cheese you can play outside!"

animecyberrat · « **Reply #65 on:** February 21, 2006, 06:24:31 PM »

so am i dead yet? when i die then what do I do?

wandering · « **Reply #66 on:** February 21, 2006, 06:40:53 PM »

Nothing. You don't post in any mafia threads or discuss the game with anyone else who is playing, publicly or privately.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #67 on:** February 21, 2006, 06:41:04 PM »

The grim reaper seems a bit tardy...

MysticGohan · « **Reply #68 on:** February 21, 2006, 06:45:45 PM »

heh, he's waiting for the rat's closet portal to open and scare him with very bad PSP porn commercials about cheese

Pryopizm · « **Reply #69 on:** February 21, 2006, 09:37:42 PM »

And so, by an overwhelming majority, CyberRat was chosen to be sent through the Crucible.

Uncle Bob held the historic magnum above his head and proclaimed, "I, the defacto Judge Bob, do hereby declare you guilty of being Mafia. And if you aren't Mafia, then whatever. You're too annoying to live."

With that, the crowd exploded in applause as the back of Rat's head burst wide open. It gave that satisfying "squish" sound that made men stand erect and women swoon.

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That night, in a secret meeting, the Reggie Mafia regrouped.

"So, CyberRat is dead."

"Yes, but he was a worthless member."

"I rather thought him worth a laugh or two."

"Shush, you, we all know you had a crush on him."

"He did have a sweet, sweet as-"

"QUIET! We need to restructure our plans, here's what we'll do. . ."

With that, CyberRat's death was easily forgotten.

And No, CyberRat was not THE RAT.

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Author Topic: Mafia II: Day Two (Read 22873 times)