Author Topic: Mafia II: Day Two (Read 22869 times)

IceCold · « **Reply #25 on:** February 21, 2006, 01:05:47 PM »

He raised his fist and smashed it through Ty's skull, effectively ending his wallowing and beginning his convulsing

Heh, only Reggie has the FIST powerful enough to do that. (Sorry RAB)

stevey · « **Reply #26 on:** February 21, 2006, 01:32:19 PM »

VOTE ANIMECYBERRAT

"Because he's an stupid. Stupid like a fox!!

I bet he's a Godfather. ::angry townsfolk arrive with pitchforks:: "

sevey looks out the window and see the townsfolk, "WTF can't a man raise an army of evil monkeys and mail pike bombs in peace?" sevey dose monkey shouts and by doing do orders part of the army of evil money armed with razer blades to kill the townsfolk and then lol at the blood shed as they all died "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MU HAHAHAHAHAH hack *coughf* hack" stevey choke on his own drool a little while looking at Wandering cheese

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #27 on:** February 21, 2006, 01:54:44 PM »

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Originally posted by: stevey
VOTE ANIMECYBERRAT
sevey looks out the window and see the townsfolk, "WTF can't a man raise an army of evil monkeys and mail pike bombs in peace?" sevey dose monkey shouts and by doing do orders part of the army of evil money armed with razer blades to kill the townsfolk and then lol at the blood shed as they all died "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MU HAHAHAHAHAH hack *coughf* hack" stevey choke on his own drool a little while looking at Wandering cheese

Sevey? Pike bombs & evil money? what is going on in this town?
who is sevey? is a spear like device not dangerous enough so you have to attach a bomb to it too, and I know money is the root of all evil but I didn't think it was evil in of itself.

UncleBob · « **Reply #28 on:** February 21, 2006, 02:44:52 PM »

Vote Vudu.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #29 on:** February 21, 2006, 02:58:31 PM »

oooh

animecyberrat · « **Reply #30 on:** February 21, 2006, 03:01:21 PM »

the rat continues to be scared as he looks around the room to find out who it is that is in his house. He then looks downa nd seess that he tripped on the cord and unplugged it form the wall, "it wasnt unpluged by someone I was being paranoid. Damn so ok now I have to just plug this in and *knock knock* 'Wait someone is at the door. Rat goes over and opens the door. standing there is a stange looking creature witha fat belly and big ugly shorts. "hey man its me Earl your protection" "cool I was getting scared. Ok I am going to take you with me to go and tell the only person here I can trust what it is that I know." rat and Earl head outside and go over to the house of a freind named vudu. Rat knocks on vudus door "hey man its me I came by to bring you that giuft I promised and i got someone I want to introudce you to.

animecyberrat · « **Reply #31 on:** February 21, 2006, 03:06:30 PM »

rat waits for a long time and vudu does not respond. Earl looks down and comments "man I think its time you come clean after all thast what Naka says if you admit the truth you will have a beter chance of winning the prize" rat decides that Earl is right so I decide to leave a note on vudus voice mail "hey man its me rat, I just wanted to tell you that I cant take it amy longer I have to get this off my chest. Look I was the one who slept with tvmans wife, I know it was wrong and thast why i went and treid to kill him last nite, because I was afriad he found out." anyways I have a friend form funktron he is going to be my body gaurd but I need your help, if tvmans family finds out that I was planing on killing him they will think it *was* me. I need your help man your the only guy I can trust."

Mario · « **Reply #32 on:** February 21, 2006, 03:10:02 PM »

Mario decides to give roleplaying a go

Mario wakes up, has some toast and tea. Hears something going on outside, people seem to be chanting "animecyberat" over and over again. He opens the door to see what's going on, but before he can see anything all of a sudden he's in bed again... he was dreaming. He knew for sure though, that the dream was trying to tell him something

EDIT: UNVOTE (animecyberrat)

PS what was Ty's role?

animecyberrat · « **Reply #33 on:** February 21, 2006, 03:10:44 PM »

vote stevie

because he is suspiscous.

animecyberrat · « **Reply #34 on:** February 21, 2006, 03:14:32 PM »

ok I have to explain something ok my nick name has always been THE RAT, whenI first read the first sign up thread I some how thought they were specificaly asking ME to sign up. I refer to myself as the rat because thats my name.

MysticGohan · « **Reply #35 on:** February 21, 2006, 03:15:28 PM »

Somethings wrong with animecyberrat, I find his motives odd yet subspicious.

Vote: ANIMECYBERRAT

wandering · « **Reply #36 on:** February 21, 2006, 03:17:44 PM »

Wandering sighed.
"I hate to do this, as always, but...you did vote for me the other night.
Also, what everyone else has already said."
VOTE ANIMECYBERRAT

animecyberrat · « **Reply #37 on:** February 21, 2006, 03:21:35 PM »

rat just alone in his room at his desk pondering what is going to happen next. he look sat the pic of his wife who died al those years ago, dear dear wife, he thinks to himself, I can no longer take this any more. I cheated on you after your death witha married woman and now her husbands brother is after me. I can nolonger hide my secrets I am coming to be with you" rat goes over to his closet and opens it up to reveal a rope he tied to the cieling, he steps onto the stool he placed unerneath, places the rope around his neck and screams, "Stevie you bastard! If it wasnt for you and Mario taking me out that nite and introducing me to tvmans wife I wouldnt have this quilt and now the towns people somehow mistake me for someone else!" he jumps off the stool and dies a lonely death

Pryopizm · « **Reply #38 on:** February 21, 2006, 03:22:29 PM »

Unfortunately Rat failed at suicide. You're still alive until I kill you, buddy.

animecyberrat · « **Reply #39 on:** February 21, 2006, 03:24:43 PM »

damn ok fine

rats wakes up and ralizes his rope broke at the last second. "well fine then but I can at least sit hear and know that they are coming for me. I only told the truth to one man and I cant figure out what it is about that man.

animecyberrat · « **Reply #40 on:** February 21, 2006, 03:30:29 PM »

rat sits all alon in his closet thinking of tvamns wife, and all the times they spent together. "oh bridgett, why did yo chose tvman over me? i mean just because you were born a man does not mean anything to me!"

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #41 on:** February 21, 2006, 03:45:15 PM »

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You're still alive until I kill you, buddy.

animecyberrat · « **Reply #42 on:** February 21, 2006, 04:12:42 PM »

rat finally comes to his senses when ear coems in and tells how extremely hungryhe is, being a rat and all he dicides that he knwos the perfect place "hey earl Didnt that new chees place open up today, lets go over there and get some cheese, that should satisfy our hunger" So rat and earl go over to the new cheese place and place an order"hey tehre man" rat says" you dont have any limberger cheese do you? Earl here loves that smelly cheese." rat knwos its along shot, beause he has always feered that wandering guy but he dont knwo why.

wandering · « **Reply #43 on:** February 21, 2006, 04:24:30 PM »

"Follow me." Wandering leads the two the one his comfier seating arrangements. Then he leaves, and comes back with a large platter of limberger. And some cheddar. "Here you go, straight from Belgium. And, ah, you seem like the kind of guy who likes cheedar, AnimeCyberrat."

Wandering sits down next Cyberrat. "Listen, man, if it makes you feel any better, I slept with TVman's wife too. She was some kind of woman. Or man." Wandering sighs softly. "You shouldn't beat yourself up about those times. She/he wouldn't want that. Instead, you should cherish the special memories you shared with her. Or him."

"How much do I owe you?" AnimeCyberat asked.

"Oh. No charge for last meals." Wandering pats Animecyberrat on the back, then gets up.

"Oh. One more thing, Animecyberrat. In another lifetime, I think we could've been friends.

...Preferably, a lifetime where you aren't a mobster. Okay then, have a nice rest of your life."

IceCold · « **Reply #44 on:** February 21, 2006, 04:34:50 PM »

Hmm, well I'm assuming whoever started the bandwagon knows what they're doing..

VOTE ANIMERAT

vudu · « **Reply #45 on:** February 21, 2006, 04:41:22 PM »

AnimeCyberRat's getting weirder by the minute. When's do we get to kill him?

nickmitch · « **Reply #46 on:** February 21, 2006, 04:41:29 PM »

TVman's ghost witnesses the ongoings of the events that are occuring. He sees how wrong the people are and uses his ghost powers to generate a flashback.

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Originally posted by: Pryopizm
Judge Aurion heard the revolver's hammer pulled back just above his head. He was totally helpless.

"NO! Stop! That's my husband!" TVMan yelled as he ran in. He was dressed in a white blouse and a long blue skirt and wearing a long blonde wig. He actually looked rather lovely.

"What the fu-" Pale started.

"My name is Bridget! That's my husband! You can't kill him! Please no!"

TVMan/Bridget then reached down, and lifted Aurion up and held him up in an embrace. He was tearful, but strong. He laid Aurion down and started tending to his wound. "You bastard!"

Pale was flabbergasted. "You know what? This is enough. I'm going back home. This place is too damn weird for me."

After the flashback TVman possesed Ice and screamed to the people, "I am Bridget!! Judge Aurion was my husband and Ice is my son! Get your damn facts straight!!!"

He then exits Ice's body and everyone looks at him strangely while he finishes his sentence without any knowledge of what just happenned.

animecyberrat · « **Reply #47 on:** February 21, 2006, 04:46:12 PM »

rat leaves the cheese store with his cousin from cybertron and decides that he hs one last thing to do. Rat and earl start to head out when rat rememebrs that no body knwos who earl is. "earl we have to give you an alternate identity for your safety. Form now on I will call you patrick." "earl just says "cool man" So rat and pat head over to the town cafe to meet up with 'an old friend' Rat enters the booth were he always ate and waiterd for her to come over. His waitress came over and reconized anime. "Hey rat what are you doing here" bridgett asked. She looked unusualy cheerful for someone whos husband died this morning. "listen I have to tell you I think your husband killed himself because he found out about us, I think theres something else going on in town but I cant figure it out. What was your husband involved with, I really need to know because I think someone is trying to kill me." bridgett sits down and starts talking very softly. "i cant tell you what he was really dsoing and you kow that, all I can tell you for sure is that he did find uot about me cheating on him, but he never accused you he thinks it was someone else. But the truth is we were never really married" she lowers her voice toa wisper "the truth is we were never married, I only pretended to be his wife because he needed a cover up for fear that someone would kill him." rat sat tehre and contemplated all that. then she looked over at teh fat ugly man with the shades and asked, "who is he anyways" "oh him, this is patrick my cousin from cybertron, he came here to help me figure out who is trying to kill me. bridgett, tell me something, did tvman knwo you aren't really a woman? "sure he did but nobody else did. well except you anyways *wink* but then again its ok cuz your not even human." rat thanks her for her help and leaves even though he knwos that he didnt get anything really help full. thinking to hmself 'so if tvman wasnt jealous of me because he knew she wasnt a woman than whyd id he kill himsellf? SOmeone sauid something about a mafia but I dont knwo anything aboiut mafia I jsut work for Sega and am trying to sell our sex themed video gaem to the sex starved psp fanboys. but of everybody finds out that I am not who I appaer to be then I really am screwed'

Mario · « **Reply #48 on:** February 21, 2006, 04:48:27 PM »

OH CRAP! The bandwagon is on fire, must jump to a new one!

VOTE PALE!

wandering · « **Reply #49 on:** February 21, 2006, 04:50:06 PM »

Wandering makes a sudden realization.

"AnimeCyberRat! Bridget wasn't TvMan's husband, Bridget WAS TvMan!

...In a manner of speaking. You see, his brain was divided into two halves like that person in Psycho.

Anyway, you were sleeping with your wife: TVman, who you married after TVman's first husband died, the whole time!"

But AnimeCyberRat had already gone.

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Author Topic: Mafia II: Day Two (Read 22869 times)