Topic: Khushrenada Cares: A special contest for the forums.

[Khushrenada]

In an effort to help keep the Khushrenada brand healthy and strong in the good 'ol U.S. of A middle america heartland aka the real America where homespun values and wholesome traditions are still recognized and supported, my lawyers suggest a contest would go a long to helping combat some of the negativity surrounding the Khushrenada name such as lying, manipulating, cruelty and jokes in poor taste.

It is thus in the spirit of charitable giving that I offer all of you users on this forum a chance to enter in this contest. In an effort to help drum up more support for NWR, this contest will only be featured on the NWR forums and only registered NWR users may be allowed to enter.

The prizes available are a mystery but I promise that every one who enters will receive a special surprise. Best of all, entry is free. If you want to enter into this magnificent once-in-a-lifetime thrill ride, all you have to do is post below with your name, address and credit card number including security code on the back. That's it! Simple, right? No big forms or skill testing questions required. How could anyone resist?

So, step right and join in the fun. The sooner the better as the good prizes will most likely be sent out first and then I'll work my down the prize chart. Good luck to all who enter.

[Khushrenada]

Oh man, this is stupid. I'd say this is one of the dumbest things I've ever posted but I still remember some of my early posts back in the day along with posts I've made in the present and something tells me I've still got stupider posts to make in the future.

I don't know why I thought this would be so funny. Maybe if I'd just keep it simple and to one paragraph it might be alright but I had to go and make a production out of it like usual. I'm just trying to encourage people to post more silly threads again in the funhouse no matter how stupid. But then, seeing this idea, maybe this isn't the best example of how to go about that. Still, it's been over a month and if I wanted ro rebump the Unclebob posts bumps thread, all I'd have to do is scroll down a bit on the main funhouse page. It used to be you had to go back 2 or 3 pages to rebump that sucker in a month's time.

I can't explain why I thought the idea for this thread was so funny except to use the old excuse of being tired and not having much sleep which makes everything seem funnier. I was laughing to myself for a good 5 minutes about this joke thread before posting. Now, 15 minutes later, in the harsh light of reflecting on my actions, I have poster's remorse and can only apologize for wasting everyone's time. Well maybe not to everyone. Some people deserve to have their time wasted since they've proven themselves to be dangerous when occuping their time in their own pursuits.

[Oblivion]

Andy O'Conner
4967 Carlson Dr.
Tampa, FL 33602

9206 4164 5749 1742

Security code is 596.

I hope I win!

[Khushrenada]

Oh hohohoho. You are in for a BLAST! The prize I've got for you is da BOMB! I've sent a special package so keep watching the mail for an EXPLOSION of fun coming your way.

[Oblivion]

I'm pretty sure the NSA is now watching this thread.

[Khushrenada]

They've been watching it and the whole forums everytime I log on. It's nice to have a fanbase.

[Stratos]

Stratosphere McChronocast
1776 Middle America Rd
Middle America, WY 303456, USA, North America, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Mars Co.

CC 1234-5678-9101 112
Exp 12/16

What do I win?!?!

[Stogi]

See what you've done, Oblivion? You given him a big head by calling him the best poster. Even if it was true, now he feels he can do no wrong.

[Plugabugz]

Middle America, WY 303456, USA, North America, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Mars Co.

I have sent a packet like this before:

Manchester, Northern England, United Kingdom, Western Europe, Northern Hemisphere, Middle Earth, Planet Earth, Third Rock from the Sun, Milky Way Galaxy, Known Universe.

It arrived completely as normal.

[Stratos]

Except I made up the city and instead of Wyoming, that is a Georgia zipcode with an extra digit attached...don't think anything will be getting there anytime soon.

[Khushrenada]

Except I made up the city and instead of Wyoming, that is a Georgia zipcode with an extra digit attached...don't think anything will be getting there anytime soon.

Then I guess you won't be getting a prize.......

[pokepal148]

I'm having the prize delivered to my ex's house, hope you don't mind

[Khushrenada]

I'm sure he won't when he opens it and finds the million dollar prize!

[Wah]

320 Ramsay Street, Middle ridge, Toowoomba,Queensland, Australia, 4350.
Try and put that many stamps on it