Topic: Best Job Ever...

[BranDonk Kong]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX9Fc2aZSkc&feature=related

I'll stay at Jerk-Off-Elephants-Mart, thank you very much.

[nickmitch]

I was hoping it'd be just like UncleBob's thread, only with humans. . .and vaginas, but it was the same video from UncleBob's thread.

[RABicle]

I dunno. Agricultural vets have to regularly irrigate the arses of cows, when not artificially inseminating them.

[Stogi]

This dude has the best job ever. Get drunk and eat delicious food all over the world.

Hell, I've been seriously considering finding some film major and paying them to film me when I go out. I'd get mic'd up and go to jazz clubs, bars, ****...where ever interesting and mingle with the public. It could be worth it just to see what crazy **** I could get for free by just acting like a celebrity. If the show was any good, I'd post it up on youtube and do it weekly and hopefully use it as evidence for the Travel Channel to hook it up with a my very own show.

[BranDonk Kong]

Anthony Bourdain is a pretty accomplished chef though, with a huge knowledge of food, drink...and drugs.

[Stogi]

That's true, and it would be stupid to try to upstage him. Instead, I'd focus on an area that has yet to be explored on the Travel Channel, namely music.

I have a vast knowledge of what the world has to offer in terms of music, but I also don't know **** which, I think, would make it even more interesting to watch. Still, I'd be able to describe what I do find which would be the key.

[BranDonk Kong]

Well find a film major and get on that ****!

[nickmitch]

You could get a lot from just US in terms of music styles.  That could be a good show.

[BranDonk Kong]

It would be perfect for MTV...20 years ago.

[Stogi]

Sigh...

so true