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Originally posted by: Dirk Temporo
Santa means saint in Spanish.
You're right, this opens up a whole new angle. Now what does Destroy mean? Well, Troy is Troy, of course, and "des" is "of the" in German.
So your opponents will be Trojan saints! They'll be all like, yo, I'm a trojan,
and a saint, be-otch! I beat you to death with my crucifix-spear! Yeah, I'll stick my rosy fingers of dawn right up your wine-dark sea, you unrepentent fornicator!
But how could Trojans be saints, you wonder?
With a time-traveling machine. Just before Troy got sacked, they escaped into the future, converted to Catholicism, and became professional killers. Of demons, of course. Which means you must be a demon.
So, to sum up: you play a demon fighting time-traveling Trojan saints with a light-saber. Now, you can all bask in the radiance of my genius.