Author Topic: forum-based death game* (Read 17108 times)

IceCold · « **Reply #50 on:** February 02, 2006, 08:25:52 PM »

Yeah I saw that monster thing a while ago - even when I know it's coming it's still a bit scary.. I really have been meaning to show it to my friends one of these days..

wandering · « **Reply #51 on:** February 02, 2006, 08:26:15 PM »

I'd poke out his eyes. Then I'd slap him around a bit. Then I'd shove the finger down his throat.

Okay, next item: a soap bubble (since my answer was such 'a cop-out', I challenge somebody to come up with a better one)

ShyGuy · « **Reply #52 on:** February 03, 2006, 07:32:03 AM »

I would capture the bubble and use it's soapy residue to make even more bubbles. I would completely fill the victims bedroom with the soap bubbles while he is sleeping and he would suffocate (since I blew the soap bubbles they would be filled with carbon dioxide rather than oxygen)

Next Item: PS3 Controller

KDR_11k · « **Reply #53 on:** February 03, 2006, 09:09:22 AM »

Show it to 'em, it's a physical version of the Killing Joke that was used by the Allies in WW2. (come on, you were expecting a "batarang!" comment)

Next up: Atari 2600 cartridge "E.T."

stevey · « **Reply #54 on:** February 03, 2006, 10:58:03 AM »

I take a guy to the Nevada landfil and tell him their was gold under the ground. When he digs to all the old Atari 2600 cartridges of "ET" that were put there in the 80's I tell him it right under them; once he starts digging and got to the bootom of the et cart's I push all the mound of old cart he unearth over him crushing him to death(This really could happen)

Next thing: a Mortal Kombat game.

IceCold · « **Reply #55 on:** February 03, 2006, 06:09:00 PM »

Somehow make it so that you are the characters playing the game. Then, make yourself SubZero and do a nasty fatality.

Next item: Swatch watch.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #56 on:** February 03, 2006, 10:09:41 PM »

Cram it down his throat and wait until he chokes.

Next up: A Kasumi hugging pillow. No, you're not allowed to crush their skull with the accompanying XBox, that's too easy.

wandering · « **Reply #57 on:** February 04, 2006, 03:04:10 AM »

Is suffocating him with it while he sleeps too easy, too?

next item: a trash can lid (yeah, I watched Battle Royale recently)

KDR_11k · « **Reply #58 on:** February 04, 2006, 05:51:29 AM »

Sharpen the edges, decapitate him! Unless we're talking about those plastic trash cans, in which case you'll have to grind them to dust and make him inhale or eat it...

Next item: Your wit that is sharper than any sword (remember that ad?).

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #59 on:** February 04, 2006, 09:38:16 AM »

Me having a conversation with the victim..

Me - I can prove to you that you are stupider than tou think.

Him - I'm not stupid, so how are you gonna prove that?

Me - Wit

Him - Wit what?

Me - Uhh, ok..... If you can give me a reasonable explanation to this one questions then I will admit that you are smart, but you cannot leave this room for any reason until you have answered it.

Him - ..... ok

Me - Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

Now as he sits and ponders that question for about 10 days w/o food or water he would eventually die.

p.s. I would also like to see if someone could use wit better than I have, I think that is a challenging one.

next item: a post-it note

wandering · « **Reply #60 on:** February 06, 2006, 06:58:58 AM »

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p.s. I would also like to see if someone could use wit better than I have, I think that is a challenging one.

Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.

Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Man in Black: You've made your decision then?

Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Man in Black: You're just stalling now.

Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.

Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!

Man in Black: Then make your choice.

Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?

[Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]

Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything.

Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.

[they drink ]

Man in Black: You guessed wrong.

Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha -

[Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]

Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.

Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #61 on:** February 06, 2006, 09:00:04 AM »

plagiarist!!!!!

anyway, next item: post-it note

stevey · « **Reply #62 on:** February 06, 2006, 10:31:48 AM »

Think post-it note are cheese and eat till get paper cut and slit neck from inside out.

next

Rhoq · « **Reply #63 on:** February 06, 2006, 11:12:06 AM »

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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
plagiarist!!!!!

anyway, next item: post-it note

I can never get tired of The Princess Bride.

I know Stevey already gave his scenario for death by Post-It note, but I would just like to ask the question: Has anyone ever seen the (now cancelled) Showtime series Dead Like Me?

If you have, you'll know how a Post-It note can mean death.

IceCold · « **Reply #64 on:** February 06, 2006, 02:15:44 PM »

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as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals

It's true.. *nods head solemnly*

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #65 on:** February 06, 2006, 06:07:13 PM »

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Originally posted by: stevey
Think post-it note are cheese and eat till get paper cut and slit neck from inside out.

next

you forgot to pick the next item stevey...

wandering · « **Reply #66 on:** February 07, 2006, 07:18:59 AM »

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Originally posted by: stevey
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The NeXT operating system, eh? Well, I'd probably install in in my victim's artificial pacemaker, and wait for him to die via spinning beach ball of death.

next item: the revmote (nunchaku not included)

stevey · « **Reply #67 on:** February 12, 2006, 11:15:50 AM »

Uses the revmote to play someone in ssbo, loses, and beat dude over the head with the revmote to death for cheating

Next up bridget

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #68 on:** February 12, 2006, 11:32:20 AM »

I set my friend up on a date with Bridget(someone thats not like Bill

), they really hit it off, get lots of drinks, and get really flirtatous. Just before he would end up going home w/ Bridget, already holding hands and making out a-lot, I would call his cellphone. He would tell me how he met the woman of his dreams and how she is really hot, he would even send me a cell phone pic, which I would immediatly put up on myspace with all the embarassing truth behind it.

Now he would get home with Bridget and....
Things really start to heat up between the two, first they Hey this is very graphic and completely censored, so censored that I'm not even gonna post what really happens, You are gonna have to use your imagination and come up with your own details to fill this spoiler tagged part of the story. and thats when he realised that he just got it on with a man and already confessed his love for her(him) to his friends & now knows he had been set up.

But to make an already long story not much longer, we never found out what happened to him, he never showed his face again, we just assumed he died of shame.

next item: Animecyberrats rap music

ThePerm · « **Reply #69 on:** February 12, 2006, 12:03:14 PM »

i take therats rap music and undress you slowly with it, and then I use it to chop you to pieces while your nekkid

next item: rubber gloves

ThePerm · « **Reply #70 on:** February 24, 2006, 12:33:16 PM »

i take the rubber gloves and shove themup someones rectal cavity, i then feed them beans and prunes.

next item. animal crossing wild world cartridge!!!

stevey · « **Reply #71 on:** February 24, 2006, 01:23:08 PM »

I'll give it to someone to play and wait intill he play so much he forget to eat and die.

next: a web forum base on Nintendo Gamecube

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #72 on:** February 24, 2006, 05:40:07 PM »

A web forum such as PGC you say? Well first I would goto the Funhouse and create a thread called Mafia III: Reality Check where the #1 rule is if you die in the game you die in real life!!!

I would sign this person up and then set them up to be the first on killed in the game, and therefore in real life!!!!

wandering · « **Reply #73 on:** February 24, 2006, 09:24:36 PM »

I'd probably create a thread called "forum-based death game" where I'd describe various horrible ways of killing people.

Then I'd go and kill someone like how I described in the thread.

Then, in police questioning, they'd say, "there's no smoking in here."

Then, I'd say, "what are you going to do about it?"

Then, they'd do nothing and ask me about the murder.

Then, coldy, I'd say "I wouldn't kill someone in the exact way I described a killing in a web forum. That would be stupid. I'm not stupid."

Then I'd have a love affair with Michael Douglas.

I'm kidding.

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Author Topic: forum-based death game* (Read 17108 times)