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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.

« on: October 11, 2017, 02:58:08 PM »

If any of you have the sword that seals the darkness perhaps I can help restore it's strength?

Sward that sells darcness. I sell. I sell to you.
300 rubles.

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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.

« on: October 10, 2017, 09:01:18 PM »

I don't know how to roleplay as a horse, it's a work in progress. Considering how integral Epona is to the series, it's a hoof-y responsibility.

Get it? Instead of heavy? Oh dear...

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

We at Ravio Inc do not approve of your means of intimidation in order to sell items. We at Ravio Inc believe items should be sold with class. We at Ravio Inc do not believe in marketplace competition. We at Ravio Inc un-vote Happy Mask Salesman.

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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.

« on: October 10, 2017, 07:17:25 PM »

I'm rooted in the ground and can't travel. Please come visit me.

Ravio Inc has taken a great interest in making you into a grand shopping center.

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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.

« on: October 10, 2017, 06:48:06 PM »

Yes hi yes. I can take monies.

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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.

« on: October 10, 2017, 03:25:03 PM »

 

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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.

« on: October 10, 2017, 03:00:59 PM »

Dang it! I don't know what I'm going to do about that in the middle of Hyrule Field here. If only there was some travelling salesman around that sold batteries.

You want Ravio brand battery? 12 rupee! Battery! 12 rupee!

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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.

« on: October 10, 2017, 02:55:22 PM »

Master Link
The batteries in your Wii remote are running low.

Ravio Incorporated, this is Ravio speaking. Yes, batteries? Yes yes, we have batteries. Yes, you can rent them. Or buy, yes? Yes, yes. Stop by your house, Link, yes, and I can sell you some batteries. Yes, or rent them. Yes, yes.

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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.

« on: October 10, 2017, 02:39:28 PM »

Lunk,

YES, WE HAVE FINEST HEARSE. HEARSE CAN RIDE ALL DAY LONG. FASTEST HEARSE IN HYRULE. PLEASE BROWSE CATALOG FOR OUR STABLE OF HEARSE. CATALOG IS 75 RUPPESS.

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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.

« on: October 10, 2017, 12:33:37 PM »

I don't know how to roleplay as a horse, it's a work in progress. Considering how integral Epona is to the series, it's a hoof-y responsibility.

Get it? Instead of heavy? Oh dear...

Yes, think you for using Ravio Inc brand hors. Hors is gud. Is your hors bad? To file return, customer service Ravio just need original order number. We send you gud hors back fast. Tell all friends to buy hors. All hors good.

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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.

« on: October 10, 2017, 11:50:32 AM »

To my dearest friends in Hyrule, I would like to introduce you to Ravio Inc. At Ravio Inc, we strive to provide you with only the highest quality tools to assist in any heroic activity you may undergo. While it might cost more, we assure you our line of hero quality goods do the job, for purchase or for rent! We also offer fantastic customer service. For any inquiries, please leave a message, and one of our certified trained Ravios will respond at your earliest convenience. By reading this line, you have agreed to our terms of service and owe Ravio Inc a catalog fee of 75 rupees.

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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV: The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas! Player Rollcall

« on: October 09, 2017, 01:09:02 PM »

I have some big news for you. You may know me as the rental guy. But now I'm in the mafia biz too! Great, right?

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NWR Mafia Games / Re: Mafia LXXV: The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas! Player Rollcall

« on: October 09, 2017, 01:08:29 AM »

Mind if I stay here awhile? Just a couple days, I promise. I smell profit.