Alternate title: "Believe in the Box Theory".

20 million in one year is quite a target.

"And they say that the news editor's ulcer grew three sizes that day..."

They have a Pokemon that resists both of its damaging attacks.

Ch-ch-ch-changes...

And the one person who might play Dragalia Lost is in the wrong country.

Jared comes away feeling pretty good about Starlink

And an online service launched

And Cloud's debut game is on a Nintendo system now.

And someone shipped off to 1930's Europe.

It doesn't refer to a review score.

How well is the Switch handling this intense mech action game?

You get three guesses who that is, and the first two don't count.

We should probably open with the boss music from Blue Dragon with all this Eternity being thrown about.

And also, a K Rool appearance.

And of one of the end of show plugs.

There's already twenty games confirmed for next week.

Of the Six Paths of Pain, at least two of them involve waiting a week for Octopath to ship.

If the Wolf Amiibo outsells the Ridley Amiibo, are we sure the memes were worth it?

And a lot of chatroom feedback.